Right now I'm working at a job I enjoy with people I like. In my off time I do a bit of writing, right now I've got a couple of children's books and a musical on my plate. I do enjoy the video games, but I don't play them every day. I don't mind going out for some drinks, but be forewarned, my shirt is staying on and you will get nary a hoot nor a hollar out of me.

Also, I've got great problem solving skills. If you've got something that needs to be done, it may not be pretty, but it will work.

As I said above, doing some writing, playing some games. Working on my cooking skills. I've got execution down pat, and I'm fairly confident in my improvisation.

Playing the spoons.

That's a lie.

I have no idea how to play the spoons.

Apparently I have a very casual gait.

a) Neal Stephenon, Neil Gaimon, Phillip Pullman, Michael Crichton, Orson Scott Card, William Gibson, Terry Prachett, Frank Miller, JRR Tolkien, JK Rowlings, and travel adventure non-fiction. b) The Princess Bride, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Se7en, Fight Club, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Being John Malkovich, El Mariachi, Desperado, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Adventures of Priscella: Queen of the Desert, Leon, Snatch. c) Ani Difranco, Arlo Guthrie, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Lee, Cat Power, Cure, Elliott Smith, Liz Phair, Noise Addict, School House Rock: Rocks, They Might Be Giants, Scissor Sisters. d) I enjoy cooking a great deal, just not for myself. Breakfast at Marigold is a favorite of mine, though. t(e)levision: Right now just Lost and The Office with friends (as in watching them with friends, not as in kooky New Yorkers in ridiculously large apartments Friends). This usually involves food preparation of some sort.

Well, since my comfort book is My Side of the Mountain, I guess I could do without everything but a tree, a falcon, blueberry jam, a fireplace, flint and steel, and an axe.

Why in the world did I decide to write a musical when I can neither sing nor play a musical instrument?

I'm either in or I'm out.

I've been meaning to learn how to knit for years, I keep telling myself I'll go to the knitting store, but I never do. More than anything, I'm afraid they are going to sell me the knitting equivalent of "headlight fluid."

Also.

Before taking the Mythological Profile Test (and not knowing what the different results could be) I told myself, "Oh man, you're gonna be a unicorn." Turns out, I'm a unicorn.

You want to hang out with George Wendt. People keep asking me if I'm related to him.

I'm not.