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Martoonist32

41 M North Aurora, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Orphaned at a young age, I was raised by a pack of rogue malamutes. Living a feral existence in the frozen tundra of Wisconsin, I barely advanced to one rung in the evolutionary ladder. I've been called an obnoxious, narcissistic punk by my Rabbi. After spending some time in a Turkish prison (I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll), I've been married twelve times fathered nineteen children and . . . wait . . .

...sorry. Let's try this again...

Those who know me (or think they know me) will tell you that I am very loyal and, when need be, protective of those I truly care about. After 4 years in the Army, in which I visited 9 countries and had back -to-back deployments to Kosovo then Iraq, I can honestly say that I am blessed to come back in one piece and that life is a gift that I used to take for granted.

Having said that, most people mistake my hyper-sense of humor/class clown demeanor for a lack in maturity. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Army made me realize that I was taking life (and being an American) for granted and my goofballl nature is the end result of that.
What I’m doing with my life
*UPDATE*---> In no particular order...

-I got promoted at Nicor Gas from Meter Reading to Distribution Plastic Laborer. THIS included getting a CLASS A CDL License and nearly 24 weeks of classroom training/OJT and job certification. (*WHEW!*)

-I'm a full time student at DeVry University Online working toward a Bachelor's in Web Design.

-It's a slow process, but I'm also working on various commissions, a few projects of mine (comic strips, character designs, etc.), getting a table at future Comicons, and at times, teaching children how to draw cartoons.

Consequently, I'm contemplating ordering a bag of coffee from this new website: deathwishcoffee.com

Allegedly, their coffee is considered "dangerous" by caffeineinformer.com since it has 200% more than a standard cup.

Bring it.
I’m really good at
-Singing
-Drawing/cartooning
-Listening
-Being opinionated
-Entertaining people with my sense of humor
-Entertaining kids (kids LOVE me)
The first things people usually notice about me
-My green eyes
-My singing ability
-My drawing skills
-My ability to entertain or annoy (depending on who you ask)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC: My taste in music is quite schizophrenic.
-(METAL) Slayer, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Rob Zombie.
-(CLASSIC ROCK) The Beatles, The WHO, Pink Floyd, The Police, Styx.
-(80's) Duran Duran, Asia, and 80's one-hit-wonders.
-(TOP 40) Katy Perry, Carly Rae, Skrillex, Lumineers, Bruno Mars.
-CLASSICAL (including John Williams soundtracks)
-EARLY BLUES (like Robert Johnson)
-Various audiobooks (I'm VERY picky about what book I want to actually LISTEN to as opposed to READING).
-Chicago Sports Radio 670 A.M. (I'm ADDICTED to the Boers & Bernstein Show)

Movies: STAR WARS TRILOGY, INDIANA JONES FILMS, GODFATHER TRILOGY, LORD OF THE RINGS, BLADE RUNNER, EXORCIST, HELLBOY 2, AVENGERS, IRON MAN, BOURNE TRILOGY, JAWS, DARK KNIGHT, BORAT, BLAZING SADDLES, various documentaries...
...that's just a few.

Books: Last book I've read - Official Truth 101 Proof by Rex Brown.
Current audiobooks: KILLING LINCOLN by Bill O'Reilly, TOUGH SH*T: LIFE ADVICE FROM A FAT, LAZY SLOB WHO DID GOOD by Kevin Smith

When I'm at the drawing board, I LOVE listening to SCHULZ AND PEANUTS: A BIOGRAPHY by David Michaelis

Favorite food: Mom's home cooking (Mexican style). I'd like to try different foods out there despite being a somewhat picky eater. I DO have a weakness for pizza and Welch's Sparkling Grape Juice.
The six things I could never do without
My God-given drawing talent
My singing ability
COFFEE!
My family & friends
My iMac & PC
My Christian Faith
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-my cartoon characters/comic strip ideas/graphic novel ideas

-how I'm going to get a booth or table at San Diego Comicon

-My time in the Army, specifically when I was stationed in Schweinfurt, Germany. Not a day goes by when I don't daydream about my time there. I would LOVE to re-live it all over again.

-Not just being a successful cartoonist, but having my characters be iconic figures that kids go crazy over.

-When I'm going to get married/start a family. It's inevitable, but I always wonder when that day will come.

-What kind of a father I will be.

-The positive and wonderful memories of my life so far that have shaped me into who I am today.
On a typical Friday night I am
...depending on the Friday, I am either:
-doing homework assignments
-giving in to my addiction to Facebook
-going to see a movie
-going to a karaoke bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I "SpongeBob'ed" the hell out of my bathroom. No joke. After I watched SpongeBob for the first time with Army buddies (no we were NOT sober) while stationed in Germany, I became a HUGE fan.

(I'll show you pics.)

Yes... I'm 40 years old and I STILL throw down in the heavy metal mosh pits. Crowd surfing is optional of course...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-IF YOU ARE A NON-SMOKER. (NO exceptions!)
-If you are of the Christian faith. (I cannot date someone who is atheist, agnostic, or of a different faith. It would not work out.)
-You can tolerate my sense of humor and don't get easily offended.
-You want to hear me sing.
-You don't curse like a sailor.
-You're honest.
-You rarely drink. (I don't need or want someone who drinks often.)
-You find cartoonists intriguing.

Feel free to message me or I.M. me (chat). I'm always up for good conversation.