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Martoonist32

41 M North Aurora, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Orphaned at a young age, I was raised by a pack of rogue malamutes. Living a feral existence in the frozen tundra of Wisconsin, I barely advanced to one rung in the evolutionary ladder. I've been called an obnoxious, narcissistic punk by my Rabbi. After spending some time in a Turkish prison (I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll), I've been married twelve times fathered nineteen children and . . . wait . . .

...sorry. Let's try this again...

Those who know me (or think they know me) will tell you that I am very loyal and, when need be, protective of those I truly care about. After 4 years in the Army, in which I visited 9 countries and had back -to-back deployments to Kosovo then Iraq, I can honestly say that I am blessed to come back in one piece and that life is a gift that I used to take for granted.

Having said that, most people mistake my hyper-sense of humor/class clown demeanor for a lack in maturity. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Army made me realize that I was taking life (and being an American) for granted and my goofballl nature is the end result of that.
What I’m doing with my life
Just got promoted from Meter Reading to Distribution Plastic Laborer at Nicor Gas. Also, I am a full time student at DeVry University Online working towards a Bachelor's in Multi-Media Design and Development (area of specialization undetermined as of yet).

In the long run, my dream is to be a working, professional cartoonist making a HUGE income.

Should college or cartooning never pan out? . . . screw it. I'll become a stripper. :D
I’m really good at
-Singing
-Drawing/cartooning
-Listening
-Being opinionated
-Entertaining people with my sense of humor
-Entertaining kids (kids LOVE me)
The first things people usually notice about me
-My green eyes
-My singing ability
-My drawing skills
-My ability to entertain or annoy (depending on who you ask)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC: My taste in music is quite schizophrenic.
-(METAL) Slayer, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Rob Zombie.
-(CLASSIC ROCK) The Beatles, The WHO, Pink Floyd, The Police, Styx.
-(80's) Duran Duran, Asia, and 80's one-hit-wonders.
-(TOP 40) Katy Perry, Carly Rae, Skrillex, Lumineers, Bruno Mars.
-CLASSICAL (including John Williams soundtracks)
-EARLY BLUES (like Robert Johnson)
-Various audiobooks (I'm VERY picky about what book I want to actually LISTEN to as opposed to READING).

Movies: STAR WARS TRILOGY, INDIANA JONES FILMS, GODFATHER TRILOGY, LORD OF THE RINGS, BLADE RUNNER, EXORCIST, HELLBOY 2, AVENGERS, IRON MAN, BOURNE TRILOGY, JAWS, DARK KNIGHT, BORAT, BLAZING SADDLES, various documentaries...
...that's just a few.

Books: Last book I've read - Official Truth 101 Proof by Rex Brown.
Current audiobooks: KILLING LINCOLN by Bill O'Reilly, TOUGH SH*T: LIFE ADVICE FROM A FAT, LAZY SLOB WHO DID GOOD by Kevin Smith

When I'm at the drawing board, I LOVE listening to SCHULZ AND PEANUTS: A BIOGRAPHY by David Michaelis

Favorite food: Mom's home cooking (Mexican style). I'd like to try different foods out there despite being a somewhat picky eater. I DO have a weakness for pizza and Welch's Sparkling Grape Juice.
The six things I could never do without
My God-given drawing talent
My singing ability
COFFEE!
My family & friends
My iMac & PC
My Christian Faith
I spend a lot of time thinking about
WHY ARE GUYS CHECKING OUT MY PROFILE?! More importantly: HOW????

SERIOUSLY...who in the blue hell is making all of these (BLATANTLY OBVIOUS) FAKE PROFILES?! AND WHY???

WHY do some of you ladies NOT fill out a profile? Forget about the ones who don't have photos OR just blurry, fuzzy ones...WHY don't you fill out the profile?! (And then you wonder why guys are only focusing on your looks? Duh.)

...being one of the most influential and wealthy cartoonists in history. It's not enough to just get a job doing what I love as a living. I want my cartoon characters to become part of pop culture.

-Women. Best thing the Good Lord ever put on this earth. (Yes ladies, you're even better than coffee.)

-My time in the Army. Mostly, I think about my time in Germany. Plus, I think about the 8 other countries I visited. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about ALL that I experienced/accomplished.

I also daydream a lot (most cartoonists do). I like to think about funny things that might make people laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
...depending on the Friday, I am either:
-doing homework assignments
-giving in to my addiction to Facebook
-going to see a movie
-going to a karaoke bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I "SpongeBob'ed" the hell out of my bathroom. No joke. After I watched SpongeBob for the first time with Army buddies (no we were NOT sober) while stationed in Germany, I became a HUGE fan.

(I'll show you pics.)

Yes... I'm 40 years old and I STILL throw down in the heavy metal mosh pits. Crowd surfing is optional of course...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-IF YOU ARE A NON-SMOKER. (NO exceptions!)
-If you are of the Christian faith. (I cannot date someone who is atheist, agnostic, or of a different faith. It would not work out.)
-You can tolerate my sense of humor and don't get easily offended.
-You like being serenaded.
-You want to know more about me.
-You find cartoonists intriguing.
(Hey, it's worth a shot...)
You want to meet someone with old fashioned morals and values (for the most part).

Feel free to message me or I.M. me (chat). I'm always up for good conversation.