And now that that's out of the way, on with the show!]
You know, sometimes I think about the end of the world. When all the supermarkets, internet, and smartphones people so overly depend on suddenly disappear and what will happen to these people. How long will they actually be able to survive? A couple of days, maybe? A week? I guess I typically think about things like that on a daily basis. People nowadays in the 21st century.
Oh. Didn't see ya there! I'm Marvin. Nice to meet you! When I walk down the street, I certainly don't look like someone who stands out or grabs anyone's attention. I'm not tall, or handsome, or really even that dark. And I'm definitely not ripped. I'm as typical of a mid-20's Philadelphian black male as you can get. That is... until I open my mouth. I guess I'm one of those "quirky, weird" types that doesn't think or act like anyone else.
Most people have a "buffet" approach to online dating. I'm more the type who's more likely to talk to a few women overall that could all be potential serious relationships than making myself appeal to as many women as possible, with about 99% of them being totally wrong for me.
[The hell with these dudes! ----------------------------------------->
Don't you try to compare me to random hipsters, OKCupid! "Similar Users," my tuches!]
I'm looking for a true relationship with the girl I'd climb mountains for. What that means is, most women on here probably won't be right for me. Many might not even like me as a person. I'm only trying to find the one who wants the full and complete me, not thousands of women who want a random guy to conform to them. I spent too much time being angry at myself for not being the formulaic "Perfect Man" just about every woman on here describes being entitled to in their "Message Me If" section merely for having a vagina and nothing else.
So all I ask is don't try to change me. Because I'm going to be me, and you're going to be you, and that's the way it is. End of story.
So if you're looking for a the same old Tall, Dark, and Handsome "average" guy (a concept I utterly loathe, by the way; I'd NEVER want to be an 'average' anything!), then I'm not what you want. But if you like something different, a bit more unconventional, imperfect, and a sense of humor actually matters to you, then maybe you'll like me. (If you want some pretty mild examples, check out the "Most private thing I'm willing to admit" section.) If you can enjoy me after reading this profile, that's a good start.
I don't discriminate against area codes, race, ethnicity, nationality, age, or size. I don't care where you live because I believe
true love is not limited by distance. However, if you're a Republican/conservative, a vegan who judges, or extremely religious, it likely won't work out.
My Career goal is to work as a professional writer and television producer in Hollywood (called a "showrunner "), and I write, all the time. Literally everyday, whether it's through creative fiction, or trying to impress a random stranger through an overly long OKCupid message.
Finding a 'soulmate' is one of my life's six goals. They are: Love, Friends, Career, Education, Dreams, and Looks & Health. I work on trying to improve these, everyday. Each one is a near impossible task to reach 100% completion in, but each time I complete one, I'll earn an Achievement. (The Love one's worth 600G.)
I'm an INTJ personality, if you care about any of that. I'm also a Chaotic Neutral (like Jack Sparrow or Han Solo). I'm very Darwinian and also a perfectionist. If you don't know what that means, basically, I'm very competitive. Like, very competitive. I'm also a good listener and an excellent conversationalist. I can debate with the best of them. If I lacked any kind of conscience, I'd be an excellent lawyer or psychologist. I'm an egalitarian and believe in equal rights for all people, however, I personally have less respect for stupid individuals.
I believe persistence is the only thing that separates the luckiest people in the world from the least fortunate in terms of personal success and happiness. Everyone loses in life, but only quitters stay losers. And things like Love and Dreams are just things I can't give up on trying to achieve in the short time we have in this world. If we don't fight for what we truly want in life, then what's the point of living? To work a job you hate, with someone you don't want to be with, all so you can stay in your comfort zone? Forget that! That's not, and never will be, me.
I'm what you'd get if you mixed up James Woods, Quentin Tarantino, Dr. House, Eminem, and Moe from "The Simpsons," and painted the freaky mutant love-child Black: A humble Kanye West with no money. Or if you prefer, the polar opposite of Katy Perry, my arch nemesis.
I like tall girls. Other turn-ons include: glasses (major!), shoulder-length-or-longer-hair, big earrings, skirts... and curves, obviously. Tall, Curvaceous and Voluptuous is definitely my type, but I'm open to almost anyone. If I had to pick any celebrity to date solely based on their persona, I'd go with either Mila Kunis or Olivia Wilde. That laid-back, funny, quick-witted, 'best friend' type of sexy tomboy, you know? Although I have my physical turn-ons, Personality is what truly matters the most to me, so if own every season of Community on DVD or Blu Ray, ignore this paragraph and send me a message, already! Bonus points if you own a functional zombie apocalypse kit.
- Human stupidity
- Blatant racism
- Vain, egotistical, self-absorbed types
- Ghetto-ness ("Ghetto" being ill-mannered, dumb, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, and rude)
- Capitalism (The rich get richer, and the poor get f**ked)
- Consumerism (Buying useless crap you don't need to make yourself think you're happy)
- Religious self righteousness
- Most typical human behavior, in general (see above for examples)
- People who put baby pictures online
- Women who put pictures of their friends (or random stuff) in their photo gallery, especially men
- Very intelligent (calling all sapiosexual girls)
- Witty sense of humor
- Worth getting to know if you love interesting things/stories
- Very creative
- Endless wealth of stories, being a fiction writer and all
- Can hold a conversation well
- Hopeless romantic
- Extremely ambitious/persistent
- Extremely devoted and loyal to any girlfriend
- (Fairly) decent grammar
- No diseases
- Handicap accessible (I'd date a girl in a wheelchair, yes)
- Available on nights and weekends; even holidays!
- I can sometimes can be pessimistic about the state of the world. It's hard not to be if you have any kind of brain and awareness
- Imperfect. Not tall, dark, and handsome with a six pack and six figures
- Not a millionaire, don't have any Make It Rain money
- Very low tolerance of Gold Diggers and other superficial people
- I sometimes generalize in my vocabulary. I've been prone to use "all" or "most" often, though I only mean that relating to me, not in the literal sense (Working on changing this)
- I've been accused of sometimes being insensitive. I can either be a straight-up honest shooter with you, because I care about your well being, or tell you exactly everything you want to hear, because I care about your feelings. You tell me which flavor suits you, but I can't simultaneously be the ideal oxymoron you want. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS NOW, AND NOT LATER. I don't like bullshitting and lying to those who can't handle complete honesty and are hyper-sensitive because their parents and/or friends were enablers.
Me, in only six words/traits:
* Genius (not to sound arrogant, but it's true)
* Hopeless Romantic
* A Gamer