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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:57pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Heterodox Economist working in inner-city Baltimore. English and Economics degrees. Love of weird books and critical theory on alternatives to capitalism. Pretty easy going. Brew beer for charity and occasionally get paid to judge booze. It's a quiet life and I'm just looking for companionship on here, romantic or otherwise.
What I’m doing with my life
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This used to be incredibly long. To surmise:

I have a good job in healthcare helping make work easier for folks while delivering better care. I was also just made a staked partner in a new consultancy based out of Ohio, acting as our Baltimore area representative and chief economist.

I brew beer, but not as often as I used to. We would sell wristbands at concerts or stuff and donate proceeds to charity. Recipes have won awards and it's given a good deal to lgbtq* and women's rights & health groups.

Otherwise, things are simple. My rent's kinda high or else I'd like to travel. Not a social butterfly, but am damn loyal. So yeah. Zero grace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well I'm published in economics and English literature journals, and I've had a few short stories put out, so I suppose writing. More fun, I guess, I love making beer and learning about music history.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard, usually. I've been told many times I'm not allowed to get rid of it. I'm also a pretty big dude and apparently look much older than I am in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I need to fill this out better, but I really dig post-modernist anything and experimentalism. Also, music wise, a ton of 70s folk, 90s punk, today's pop-punk, and a whole lot of experimental stuff in drone and modern classical. Also just shitkicking rock and punk like Jon Spencer Blues Explosion and FIDLAR.

I've gotten lucky enough to collaborate brewing beer with the Mountain Goats, Your Heart Breaks, Kool AD from Das Racist and Party Animal, Andrew Jackson Jihad, and Drive-By Truckers. That is a good sampling of favorite bands and tastes.

I picked up a major in English in college, and wrote my thesis on 1980s counter-cultural literature. So I love folks like DeLillo, Kathy Acker, Vonnegut, etc. Absolutely hate Ayn Rand. Hate.

Television is a passion, primarily interest in sitcoms and writers' rooms over prestige dramas or auteur projects but hey. For as much as I love, say, Breaking Bad, I would trade classic Simpsons for it in a heart beat. Perhaps even NewsRadio, at least the Phil Hartman seasons.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No clue. Some Red Bull, a David Harvey text, and a notepad would keep me occupied though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
an odd preference for irrational things despite statistics education. Preferring to play stripes in 8-ball for example.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing from the work week, likely opening a decent beer then deciding on where to eat dinner. From there whatever comes along works just fine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a cat named after a Kurt Vonnegut character, so that probably says a lot. Uh, I suffer from pretty severe depression and anxiety, but I see a shrink and it's been a lot better since I started a new job.
You should message me if
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you wanna chat about my profile, beer, economics, books, television; anything really. I'm pretty open to talk.