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My self-summary
It's way past my bedtime.

My name's Mary and I'm 21 years old. Personality type INFP. I love a good cheesy pun. Like, a really Gouda one.

I don't take myself too seriously, and I'll laugh at you if you do. Don't get me wrong, I have tons of self-respect and -confidence, but I feel that the ability to laugh at myself makes it impossible for those sticks and stones you're throwing break my bones.
What I’m doing with my life
For the winter months, I'm working three jobs part-time. Barnes and Noble, Bath and Body Works, and Cedar Ridge camp. Between the 3 jobs, I don't have a ton of free time to get out and meet people. In the Summer, I'll be going back to working in the Education Department at the Louisville Zoo. Animals and conservation is something I'm extremely passionate about. I'm also taking classes toward a degree in environmental engineering.
I’m really good at
My job. I love working with kids and animals on a daily basis.

I can read and write Norse Runes (the ones Tolkien used for The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit). I actually taught my Honors Composition class to read and write runes. ^-^

Photography (though I've lacked inspiration lately) and pretty much anything artsy. I've been told I'm very easy to talk to. I love to make people laugh. I like to sing when no one is around.

And I make the best scrambled eggs you'll ever taste. ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have nice eyes and hair. :)
How about I tell you random facts about me that you can't see? Since, you know, you can decipher what you notice first for yourself. :)

1. Alligators scare me.
2. I love movies.
3. I'm wary of falling in love.
4. I leave notes for strangers on sticky post-its to brighten their day.
5. I can hold grudges for a really long time.
6. If you can make me laugh, you have more chance with me than any Prince Charming that's out there.
7. I change my mind a lot, but once my mind is set on one thing, that's it.
8. If my whole body is under the blanket, than the monsters can't get me.
9. I love romantic movies and books. I don't like cry-y movies/books because I always try not to cry, which gives me a headache.
10. I HATE it when people actually say "lul." If it's funny, laugh.
11. I enjoy spending time alone.
12. The best present I can be given is a new book.
13. I have mostly male friends. I don't know why, I just seem to get on better with guys than girls.
14. I don't really think I'm particularly pretty, but I also don't think I'm particularly ugly, either. I think I'm somewhere nicely in the middle.
15. I absolutely love writing letters and talking on the phone.
16. My eyes change the different shades of brown/green.
17. I let things get to me, even though I say I don't.
18. I'm usually happiest when I'm in a relationship, because I like feeling like part of a team. :)
19. I play World of Warcraft. Both Horde and Alliance.
20. GG
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wicked. The Bloodfever series. Grow Up. One Day. Acheron. Night Play. Thirteen Reasons Why. House of Night series. Anna Karanina. Pride and Prejudice. Les Miserables. HARRY POTTER. The Hobbit and the LOTR. The Fault in Our Stars.

Movies: Two movies are tied for my favorite: Beauty and the Beast and Runaway Bride. My other favorites are: The Seventh Seal, Spartacus, Eat Pray Love, The Avengers, Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables (the concert DVD), Runaway Bride. Tangled. Don Jon. Frozen<3. Anything Stan Lee has ever breathed on.

Shows: Spartacus, the Tudors, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, Teen Wolf, WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY (!!!), The Witches of East End, Vikings,

Music: Anything from Classical to 80s hair metal. Classical, Opera, pop, some rap, country, rock, metal, hair metal, some rap.
Jimmy Buffett,
Lana Del Rey,
Lindsey Stirling,
Marina and the Diamonds,
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus,
Def Leppard,
Alfie Boe,
Michael Buble,
Egypt Central,
Hans Zimmer,
Stephen Sondheim,
Alen Menken,
Frank Sinatra,
The Wanted,
The Beatles,
Ella Mae Bowen,
The Lonely Island,
Ed Sheeran,
Rascal Flatts,
Andrew Lloyd Webber,
Imagine Dragons,
The Kooks,
Alien Ant Farm,
Lady Gaga,
The Temper Trap,
Joao Gilberto,
Eve 6,
After We Fall,
Within Temptation,
James Blunt,
Skid Row,
Bob Seger,

Just to name a few in no particular order :)

Food: Popcorn!! And pretty much chicken in anything.
The six things I could never do without
1. Computer (with internet connection)
2. My hiking boots (Keens)
3. Popcorn
4. Books
5. A good blanket/duvet
6. My music collection (with headphones)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-I think a lot about where I'm going in life, and where life is actually taking me.
-How long I could go without a phone. It's a pretty long time. I hate constantly having to check it.
-I also think a ton about travel. I want to go so many places; there's not enough room in this text box for.
-And you saw the long list of music. :)
- Wishing that I had a guy to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out on a drive, with friends, or cozy in bed on a date with Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't get attached to people the way I used to. Being let down repeatedly has cured me of that.
You should message me if
You like Tolkien, Rowling, or John Green. And if you enjoy movie theater popcorn. The real stuff, not that Orville's flavored crap. If you like Disney movies. And, if you like me, of course. I'm not mean, so don't be shy to message me. :)

Douche-bags and/or jerk-faces need not apply.