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33 Columbus, OH Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Heteroflexible, Queer
Black, White
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a poet, typically attracted to other creative types.
I am not entirely nerdy but I have a soft spot for nerds due to being raised by nerd parents. I guess I am a nerd sympathizer?
I'm queer but somewhat newly out. Have had very few relationships with non cis dudes and would really like to change that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my cubicle job because... health insurance and student loans.
Writing poems.
Performing poems.
Wishing I could tour more.
Traveling whenever I can get the time off and a plane ticket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thrift Shopping, Being Barefoot, Making know the basic survival skills
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if you've noticed're already dead*. #Ninja

Not really...I'm way too clumsy to be a ninja.
Usually its the fat. I am fat. The M Night Twist is that I dont have low self esteem so don't come at me like I should be grateful you pushed YOUR body issues aside long enough to send me a dirty message or whatever other random degrading fat girl nonsense you picked up from reddit or society or wherever people are picking up their dumb these days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book ever is The God of Small Things. I typically have at least 1 collection of poems in my bag at all times.

Tv: The Wire, Scrubs, American Horror Story, Luther, Sherlock, Master of None, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Mad Men

Movies: Any of the Muppet Movies, The Color Purple, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Kill Bill, any Herzog Documentaries

My music tastes vary pretty widely. I listen to more audiobooks and podcasts than anything. I am a big This American Life fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cellphone, notebook, good pens, lots of pillows, my cat, and at least one collection of poetry to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a writer. Even when I am not physically writing...I am writing or editing in my head.
I think a lot about what I might have to do to make my living as a poet instead of a cubicle dweller.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is usually my favorite night to relax, so I am usually home with take out and something on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have a sort of unreasonable loathing for Polo shirts. I just don't think there is a more uninspired article of clothing in existence.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have more to say than "What's up?" Or "Hey Beautiful" because these types of things are not really conversation starters and I will not answer.
Also-I do have a set age range for people I am willing to engage with. Please respect that.