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MasonJarMermaid

31 F Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I tell you that I am a feminist and you don't run its a good start.
I have lived in Columbus my whole life. I day dream about moving to the bay area or new jersey (yes , new jersey) and I have a friend begging me to runaway to Rochester, NY, which is to say I am restless here but roots take time to dig up.
While I am not entirely nerdy I have a soft spot for nerds due to being raised by nerd parents. I guess I am a nerd sympathizer?
I am an artist. I am drawn to other artists. I don't really understand people who don't believe they are creative.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my cubicle job because... health insurance and student loans.
Writing poems.
Performing poems.
Wishing I could tour more.
Traveling whenever I can get the time off and a plane ticket.

My poetry manuscript was recently picked up by an independent press out of Austin,TX. Its due out in the fall

I swim 4 days a week after work, so maybe I will just run off and become a mermaid someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thrift Shopping, Being Barefoot, Drinking Honey Whiskey, Making Out....you know the basic survival skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if you've noticed me...you're already dead. #ninja
Okay not really...I'm way too clumsy to be a ninja.
Usually its the fat. I am fat. The M Night Twist is that I dont have low self esteem so don't come at me like I should be grateful you pushed YOUR body issues aside long enough to send me a dirty message or whatever other random degrading fat girl nonsense you picked up from reddit or society or wherever people are picking up their dumb these days.

Also I was recently diagnosed with Resting Bitch Face. People often think I hate them...I usually don't. I am not quite as mean as I can look...not without reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book ever is The God of Small Things. I typically have at least 1 collection of poems in my bag at all times. I set a new year's resolution to finish 1 per week (so far I have been terrible at it).

Tv: The Wire, Scrubs, American Horror Story, Luther, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers

Movies: Any of the Muppet Movies, The Color Purple, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Kill Bill

My music tastes vary pretty widely. I listen to more audiobooks and podcasts than anything. I am a big This American Life fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cellphone, notebook, good pens, lots of pillows, feminism, and at least one collection of poetry to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a writer. Even when I am not physically writing...I am writing or editing in my head.
I think a lot about what I might have to do to make my living as a poet instead of a cubicle dweller.
I wonder if I will ever meet someone I can stand enough to get married.
I think about how I can help my niece to hold onto her fierceness in the face of a patriarchal society.
I think about how I can contribute to ending misogyny, racism, hate speech, body shame, and rape culture.
I worry about money.
My head stays heavy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drunk on the back porch filling out an okcupid profile I guess
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea what I want on this website ...I really didn't think I would still be single at this stage in my life and I have adapted to independance sort of the way a tree grows around a bicycle chained to it before WWII.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't actually identify as Bi (nothing against anymore who does though-identify however you are comfortable). I don't quite feel like my identity is at home in the term Pansexual either...I am sort of just queer.
I have a strong personality and can be somewhat socially dominant whether I try to be or not but I really like respectfully dominant partners. I feel like I am in charge a lot and there are some instances where I just dont want to always have to be, ya know?