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MasonJarMermaid

32 Columbus, OH Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:49am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an artist- more specifically a poet. I am typically attracted to other creative types.
I have lived in Columbus my whole life. I day dream about moving but roots take time to dig up.
I am not entirely nerdy but I have a soft spot for nerds due to being raised by nerd parents. I guess I am a nerd sympathizer?

I have been informed that it is apparently not acceptable to give up on society and become a shut in at only 32 years old so this profile is an attempt to meet new people, and say that I at least "tried" before going full on Grey Gardens(1).

Footnote(1): Grey Gardens is a documentary turned hbo movie turned broadway musical which tells the story of Big Edie and Little Edie Beal, an "eccentric" mother and daughter related to Jacki O who lived in a crumbling house in Martha's Vineyard and purposely cut themselves off from a society they often found cruel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my cubicle job because... health insurance and student loans.
Writing poems.
Performing poems.
Wishing I could tour more.
Traveling whenever I can get the time off and a plane ticket.

My first full length collection of poetry was recently published thru an independant press in Texas. It has a barcode and everything.

I swim 4 days a week after work, sometimes I daydream about saying "fuck it" and becoming a mermaid(2). Thats an option right?

Footnote(2): I know what I saw at that beach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thrift Shopping, Being Barefoot, Making Out....you know the basic survival skills(3)

Footnote(3):The writer's insinuation that shopping for quality used goods, refusing to wear shoes and making out are qualities that may save ones life is meant purely in jest. Don't take everything so damn seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if you've noticed me...you're already dead(4). #ninja

Footnote(4):
Not really...I'm way too clumsy to be a ninja.
Usually its the fat. I am fat. The M Night Twist is that I dont have low self esteem so don't come at me like I should be grateful you pushed YOUR body issues aside long enough to send me a dirty message or whatever other random degrading fat girl nonsense you picked up from reddit or society or wherever people are picking up their dumb these days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book ever is The God of Small Things. I typically have at least 1 collection of poems in my bag at all times.

Tv: The Wire, Scrubs, American Horror Story, Luther, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers

Movies: Any of the Muppet Movies, The Color Purple, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Kill Bill, any Herzog Documentaries

My music tastes vary pretty widely. Right now I will admit to being on a Beyonce kick. I listen to more audiobooks and podcasts than anything. I am a big This American Life fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cellphone, notebook, good pens, lots of pillows, feminism, and at least one collection of poetry to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a writer. Even when I am not physically writing...I am writing or editing in my head.
I think a lot about what I might have to do to make my living as a poet instead of a cubicle dweller.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually netflixing. I am kind of a homebody.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't actually identify as Bi (nothing against anyone who does though-identify however you are comfortable). I don't quite feel like my identity is at home in the term Pansexual either...I am sort of just queer. I am attracted to people that make me laugh, people that make me feel safe, people that can answer when asked "where do you want to go for dinner?". Decisiveness is foxy.
You should message me if
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You aren't boring?