Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer not a fighter. I enjoy the whole living thing. It's
good stuff. I'm a carpe diem type of hombre as much as I can be. I
love to spoil. I'm a foodie. Friends and family are kind of
awesome. I like to take the scenic route when I can. Music is my
life blood. I love being around creative, eccentric people with
varied passions and life goals. Waiting until tomorrow is not in my
game plan. I prefer honesty over flattery, chunky over creamy, and
laughter over tears. I always try to be a chivalrous gentleman but
sometimes fail miserably. Everybody seems to think they're an old
soul. Poppycock. I'm pretty sure I'm a young, inexperienced soul
tumbling through all my various, existential misadventures rife
with endless foibles and flaws. So sue me. That all said the idea
of describing oneself is in general a foolish pursuit so I'd rather
you make a decision when I buy you dinner. Also, I really detest
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a working, full-time comedy writer. That means I'm lucky. I
enjoy traveling as much as my schedule allows, eating as much as my
waistline allows, and staying alive for as long as fate and good
fortune allows. I enjoy concerts, festivals, freak shows, parties,
hikes, dive bars, desert escapism, mountain tops, laughter, an
unexpected twist in the day-to-day doldrums, wrong turns, people
watching, unique off-the-wall deep-in-the-trenches American
culture, honesty, adventures, life's pleasures in general. I'm
after true love and / or a good time. Que sera sera, yo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Storytelling and not embarrassing myself by listing too many skills
I claim to have mastered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm standing next to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A ton of indie music, old school hip hop, old dusty country, a
little bit of pop, Black Swan, Cohen Brothers films, Breaking Bad,
Goodfellas, Californication, Dexter, Party Down, Workaholics, Jeff
Bridges, Jack Nicholson, John Wayne...the kind of actors with blood
and truth in their spit, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, many
more...all of the arts...Human creative expression is the closest
thing to proof of a higher power. (PS - I'm really piss poor at
listing things I love and ranking them. I hate the "what's your
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, my bass guitar, my Final Draft screenwriting software, my
friends, my car (this is LA), Mario's Peruvian Soltado de Mariscos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the next story I'm gonna write or the one I'm currently working
or the next story i'm gonna live.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
running through sprinklers at the zoo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can get pretty dorky with my texts.
I'm a grown-ass, gainfully-employed writer who's completely baffled
by the appropriate time to whip out whose and who's.
You should message me if
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a tall, blonde, gentleman with comedic shops, an orange dog, and
old school romanticism is your cup of tea.
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