In all seriousness, I got my bachelors in economics in New York, chose my sanity over a gig at Goldman and moved back to California to start my own company. Right now, I am building a record label around my little sister who is a lesbian signer-songwriter/EDM artist and way cooler than I am. I think our time here on earth is too short. I believe in making the most of it. I enjoyed the hell out of the bar scene until I was about 23. At this stage in my life I prefer to skip beer pong and spend my leisure time doing things like enjoying the French Laundry, doing hood rat things with my friends, playing board games, or flying to Ibiza or the Amalfi coast for a weekend. Although, the next few destinations on my list are Ghana, Thailand, Bali, and Columbia. I'd like to meet someone who likes to travel, break routine, and generally do outrageous things.
In my spare time, I coach high school baseball and basketball back at my old high school. I played both in college, baseball professionally in Spain, and I love being around the game. Girls that know a lot about sports are super sexy. Although, girls that know objective-c, read Betty Friedan, and are constantly covered in paint are also super sexy. Just be yourself.
I am a very nerdy guy, and appreciate it when my partner can challenge me intellectually. I also really gravitate towards people that are quirky, weird, and generally different from me in some significant way.
My ideal girl is Mila Kunis from forgetting sarah marshall... a confident women who loves to laugh, is comfortable in sweatpants, and dances by herself whens she is in front of the mirror (doesn't have to be good).
Mom, San Francisco, CA: “Best Son Ever and Quite a Catch”
Friend, Seattle, WA: “Always up for a good time.”
Ex-girlfriend, Seattle, WA: “Doesn’t snore. Has big hands.”