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CaptainAwesome87

27 M San Mateo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A Buddhist monk once told me that the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. "Purity or impurity depends on oneself, No one can purify another."

Girls that know a lot about sports are super sexy. Although, girls that know objective-c, read Betty Friedan, and are constantly covered in paint are also super sexy. Just be yourself.

I gravitate towards people that are quirky, weird, and generally different from me in some significant way.

I'm looking to meet people that I enjoy spending time with and that are capable of challenging me. I don't have any pre-conceived notions about what form that should take.

My ideal girl is Natalie Portman from No Strings Attached... a confident, career-driven women who loves to laugh, is comfortable in sweatpants, and dances by herself when she is in front of the mirror. Doesn't have to be good. Just has to be able to laugh at herself.

References:

Mom, San Francisco, CA: “Best Son Ever and Quite a Catch”

Friend, Seattle, WA: “Always up for a good time.”

Ex-girlfriend, Seattle, WA: “Doesn’t snore. Has big hands.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a haberdashery shop on Mango Street and moonlight at a tech startup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chess, Cuddling, Sex, Settlers of Catan, Sports, Being a badass
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The instant sexual magnetism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Old Boy, pretty much any Mathew McConaughey movie made in the last 5 years, He Got Game, Snatch

Shows: True Detective, Californication, Skins, The OC, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy

Books: Ender's Game, Catcher in the Rye, The Illuminati Trilogy, Game of Thrones, Hyperion, The Great Gatsby
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family, Baths, Lovers, My Health, Sunshine, Warmth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way peoples' minds work from both a scientific and subjective standpoint. The vastness of the universe and what it holds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, going out to dinner with my parents, sitting on my deck reading a book, occasionally traveling and partying in Spain or Louisiana.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can keep me on my toes, make me laugh, or in anyway make me feel something new.