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MasterCanoodler

26 M Burlingame, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I think life should always be exciting and always be challenging, which is why I enjoy keeping those around me on their toes. I am a work hard, play hard kind of guy. Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. A Buddhist monk once told me that the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. #enlightenment.

In all seriousness, I got my bachelors in economics in New York, chose my sanity over a gig at Goldman and moved back to California to start my own company. Right now, I am building a record label around my little sister who is a lesbian signer-songwriter/EDM artist and way cooler than I am. I think our time here on earth is too short. I believe in making the most of it. I enjoyed the hell out of the bar scene until I was about 23. At this stage in my life I prefer to skip beer pong and spend my leisure time doing things like enjoying the French Laundry, doing hood rat things with my friends, playing board games, or flying to Ibiza or the Amalfi coast for a weekend. Although, the next few destinations on my list are Ghana, Thailand, Bali, and Columbia. I'd like to meet someone who likes to travel, break routine, and generally do outrageous things.

In my spare time, I coach high school baseball and basketball back at my old high school. I played both in college, baseball professionally in Spain, and I love being around the game. Girls that know a lot about sports are super sexy. Although, girls that know objective-c, read Betty Friedan, and are constantly covered in paint are also super sexy. Just be yourself.

I am a very nerdy guy, and appreciate it when my partner can challenge me intellectually. I also really gravitate towards people that are quirky, weird, and generally different from me in some significant way.

My ideal girl is Mila Kunis from forgetting sarah marshall... a confident women who loves to laugh, is comfortable in sweatpants, and dances by herself whens she is in front of the mirror (doesn't have to be good).

References:

Mom, San Francisco, CA: “Best Son Ever and Quite a Catch”

Friend, Seattle, WA: “Always up for a good time.”

Ex-girlfriend, Seattle, WA: “Doesn’t snore. Has big hands.”
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I am coaching high school baseball and basketball and running my sisters record label.
I’m really good at
Chess, Cuddling, Sex, Settlers of Catan, sports, being a badass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, Catcher in the Rye, Game of Thrones, Hyperion, Angels & Demons, The Great Gatsby, The Illuminati Trilogy

Movies: Old Boy, The Dark Knight, He Got Game, Shawshank Redemption, Snatch

Shows: Californication, Breaking Bad, Shameless, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy
The six things I could never do without
Friends and Family, Baths, Lovers, My Health, Sunshine, Warmth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way peoples minds work from both a scientific and subjective standpoint.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, going out to dinner with my parents, sitting on my deck reading a book, occasionally traveling and partying in Spain or Louisiana.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think you can keep me on my toes, challenge me in some way, make me laugh, or in anyway make me feel something new.