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MasterCrash

22 Paw Paw, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate self-summaries just from the fact that there's so much I could write. It's a lot easier to just list things, so that's what I'm gonna do. So here it is:

- I am bi-curious. Let's get that out of the way.
- I's likes talking like Toki Wartooth. It is ams fun.
- I am somewhat of a grammar Nazi.
- I tend to trail off during conversations.
- If I don't have anything relevant to say, I'll either sputter complete nonsense, or keep my mouth shut.
- I'm too timid for my own good.
- I go into situations hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.
- I am somewhat of a social pariah; I have a habit of scaring people away before I can make friends with them.
- I have a morbid sense of humor, which might explain my social awkwardness.
- I try to keep things super-organized.
- I have trouble starting things that I want to do, or even finishing them for that matter.
- I have multiple personalities, though most of them are kept bottled up.
- For the most part, I have a neutral opinion on everything.
- I like to experiment and try new things (not just sexually).
- The average person can piss me off solely by just existing, and I don't understand why.
- My brain will often times think faster than I can write or speak.
- I try to inject humor into situations when I can.
- Sometimes I do things, then instantly regret it.
- I sometimes over-think things too much.
- I hates my own voice.
- I hates looking at pictures of myself.
- I hates taking pictures of myself.
- I hates talking about myself.
- I's just hates myself.

I will add things as I discover more about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've become interested in computers and art, so I'm planning on taking courses in game art and/or computer animation (somewhere along those lines.)

I'm currently working full-time at the West Main Meijer. It doesn't pay as much as my old job, but I'm pretty happy working there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing video games, computers (just in general, from fixing to just using), writing creative essays, and being completely random. (Note to self: Idea for a last song...ever...killed by a troll.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sideburns. Probably. Or maybe the fact that I have three heads. Or no lower half of my body. Or that my three heads are all lop-sided. They call me Three-Headed Torso Boy. I am the bane of my own existence. I am a gopher. Chuck chuck chuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sci-fi or action.
Movies: The Dark Knight Trilogy, Four Brothers, Beavis and Butthead: Do America, Napoleon Dynamite.
Music: 80's, Techno, Video game music, and I've most recently become addicted to Dethklok.
Shows: Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, Lucky Star, The Red Green Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Metalocalypse, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (yeah, I'm a brony), and the Madness Combat Series (Yeah, it's not really a TV show, but whatever.)
Food: White chicken chili, chili dogs, chocolate, and pasta (I'm a real pasta freak).
Video Games: DOOM Series, Bioshock 1 & 2, Plants Vs. Zombies, Grand Theft Auto IV, Gears of War trilogy, Saint's Row trilogy, Half-Life 1 & 2, Postal 2, Team Fortress 2, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Assassin's Creed, Minecraft, lots of indie games, and especially Pokemon. I'm a video game nut; I'll try practically any game once, and probably get addicted to it if I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A lot of people put down stuff here that everyone could live without (cell phone, internet, etc.) while others put down obvious stuff (air, water, food, etc.) I'm not sure if I can come up with anything different, so I'll just put down stuff I would really miss if I lost them.

1. Video games
2. Music
3. My cats
4. My imagination/creativity
5. Computers
6. My life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All sorts of random stuff. Seriously, my mind wanders from one thought to another all the time. You could probably get a cat to lock their front legs with their back ones, then you'd have a cat ball. You could probably bowl with it, but it wouldn't be easy since there's no holes to put your fingers in. You'd have to hold it with both hands and roll it down the lane. Considering bowling balls can weigh between 8 and 16 pounds, you'd have to have a fat cat in order to be able to knock over any pins. I guess you could grip their tail when bowling them, but it would probably hurt the poor thing. Then again, you could just paint a bowling ball to look like a kitty. Then you won't have to be charged with animal cruelty and plead insanity. You know, our whole society is insane if you think about it. The only time someone says or does anything is when they feel threatened by it. "That guy is more insane than me! I'm supposed to be getting all the attention!" They say as they call for mall security. The guy gets detained and is thrown out of the mall...literally, thrown out, as in picked up and tossed in the middle of the street like in cartoons. Why is that the norm in cartoons anyways? Is every store owner so strong they can just pick someone up and drop-kick the poor bastard right out the door? How did they get so strong anyways? Most of them look like they're about 20 to 30 pounds overweight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, or getting ready for work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got quite a few private things I'm willing to admit (which kind of defeats the purpose of keeping them private, but whatever.)

I've got a thing for goth-type people. Not necessarily "all-out" goths, but I will admit that I find lip piercings, black eye liner and lipstick, and "hair-over-one-eye" sexy.

I like to do things that most people would consider 'feminine' (clothes shopping is one such example.) It may seem strange to you, but when/if you got to know me more, you'd probably enjoy it.

Oh, and I wish I had a cool tail like a monkey. That would be awesome. Or even better: I wish I was a Sayian. Then I could fly, move extremely fast, shoot energy blasts, AND have a tail. That would be total awesomesauce.
You should message me if
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- You're looking for a relationship beyond just friendship.
- You are open-minded, and willing to try new things.
- You're looking for someone to help you discover yourself.
- You hate drama, and don't like to play mind games.
- You're a video game addict like me, and like to make references to them (Ot niw eht emag, uoy tsum llik em, nhoJ oremoR.)
- You think you can put up with me.