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MasterCrash

21 M Paw Paw, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm really just looking for a relationship with a girl beyond friendship. I've tried making new friends, then developing a romantic relationship from there, but it's gotten me nowhere. If you're not looking for a relationship beyond friendship, then please look elsewhere. I hate to sound like an asshole, but when the only woman you've hugged in you're life is your mother, you tend to become rather lonely.

I never pictured myself to be the 'casual sex' kind of guy, but after feeling lonely and bitter for so long (as mentioned above), I suppose I'll give it a shot. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to protect myself. If we were to have sex, we would both have to be tested for diseases, plus use some form of birth control (pills, condoms, whatever.) In this world, you can never be too careful.

Above all else, I just want to meet a woman who knows she wants a romantic relationship and isn't going to feed me some BS like "I'm not ready for a relationship yet," or "I don't think it'll work out." Believe me, I've heard that too many damn times.

Ok, so now that I've vented all my frustration and hatred for the world, I suppose I should describe myself. I'm the creative type of person who likes to write short stories, come up with concepts for video games, and making a mundane task fun (like putting together a cheese tray for a family gathering, even though my dad said he'd do it. No dad, I said I wanted to do it. Because I like cutting the cheese, dad! There, I said it!) I'm also OCD to an extent: things have to be in a certain order, or I go nuts. For example, a cheese tray at a family gathering. (No, dammit! The pepper-jack is on one side, the colby-jack goes on the other! You can't mix them both together!) Sometimes I become lost in thought, or I loose track of what I was thinking, like say, when I'm putting together a cheese tray for a family gathering and I accidentally slice off my finger because I spaced out. (Ow, my hand hurts for some reason. Wait, is that a finger on the table? Who lost a finger in here? I'm feeling a little light-headed...)

Sure...yeah...whatever...
What I’m doing with my life
I've become interested in computers and art, so I'm planning on taking courses in game art and/or computer animation (somewhere along those lines.)

I'm currently working full-time at the West Main Meijer. It doesn't pay as much as my old job, but I'm pretty happy working there.
I’m really good at
Playing video games, computers (just in general, from fixing to just using), writing creative essays, and being completely random. OMGLAWL
The first things people usually notice about me
My sideburns. Probably. Or maybe the fact that I have three heads. Some people just won't stop staring. STOP STARING! GOD DAMMIT, STOP!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sci-fi or action.
Movies: The Dark Knight Trilogy, Four Brothers, Beavis and Butthead: Do America, Napoleon Dynamite.
Music: 80's, Techno, Video game music, and I've most recently become addicted to Dethklok.
Shows: Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, Lucky Star, The Red Green Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Metalocalypse, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (yeah, I'm a brony), and the Madness Combat Series (Yeah, it's not really a TV show, but whatever.)
Food: White chicken chili, chili dogs, chocolate, and pasta (I'm a real pasta freak).
Video Games: DOOM Series, Bioshock 1 & 2, Plants Vs. Zombies, Grand Theft Auto IV, Gears of War trilogy, Saint's Row trilogy, Half-Life 1 & 2, Team Fortress 2, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Assassin's Creed, Minecraft, lots of indie games, and especially Pokemon. I'm a video game nut; I'll try practically any game once, and probably get addicted to it if I like it.
The six things I could never do without
A lot of people put down stuff here that everyone could live without (cell phone, internet, etc.) while others put down obvious stuff (air, water, food, etc.) I'm not sure if I can come up with anything different, so I'll just put down stuff I would really miss if I lost them.

1. Video games
2. Music
3. My cats
4. My imagination/creativity
5. Computers
6. My life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All sorts of random stuff. Seriously, my mind wanders from one thought to another all the time. So if you try to keep me focused on one thing, you're gonna have a bad time. Nice moves, Stan Darsh. If you french fry when you should've pizza'd, you're gonna have a bad time.

See, right there is a perfect example.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working 'til 10 PM, then come home and prepare for work the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got quite a few private things I'm willing to admit (which kind of defeats the purpose of keeping them private, but whatever.)

I've got a thing for goth-type people. Not necessarily "all-out" goths, but I will admit that I find lip piercings, black eye liner and lipstick, and "hair-over-one-eye" sexy.

I like to do things that most people would consider 'feminine' (clothes shopping is one such example.) It may seem strange to you, but when/if you got to know me more, you'd probably enjoy it.

Oh, and I wish I had a cool tail like a monkey. That would be awesome. Or even better: I wish I was a Sayian. Then I could fly, move extremely fast, shoot energy blasts, AND have a tail. That would be total awesomesauce.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
- You're looking for a relationship beyond friendship, and don't want to take things too slow.
- You are open-minded, and willing to try new things.
- You hate drama, and don't like to play mind games.
- You're a video game addict like me, and like to make references to them (Ot niw eht emag, uoy tsum llik em, nhoJ oremoR.)
- You like to watch anime.