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Mastichari

30 Kirkland, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After a long hiatus due to an incredibly busy schedule, I somehow find myself back to this most silly of places.

I had a ton of stuff written, but have since then redistributed my information in hidden envelopes across all of the world. Do you read all up about a character before you watch the movie they're in? Hellz nah you don't, that ruins the journey and all it's surprises! That being said...

There is so much yet to learn, so much yet to accomplish. I believe in constantly striving for the next iteration of oneself. To constantly grow, change, and expand until the concept of limits are forgotten. If you're too down to earth, you'll never reach the stars.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." -- Muhammad Ali
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly my efforts are in making things like fire, smoke, water and blowing stuff up. I've blown a lot of things up in my career so far... cars, buildings, aliens, balloons, planets, you name it!

I also:
Write
Design
Create
Fight
Explore
Adventure
Spelunk
LARP
Game
Theorize
Learn
Aliens

I'm constantly trying to find ways to improve myself and make myself a better person. Each day is an opportunity to grow, change, adapt and dance with this fantastical universe. I strive for excellence, but not perfection. With perfection there is no where else to go, nothing left to change; nowhere to grow.

"Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world." Miyamoto Musashi
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creating
Learning
Martial Arts
Improv
Debating
Understanding
Being absolutely ridiculous
Getting others to be ridiculous with me
Having a quote for any given situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The random accent I happen to be doing.
My interesting/weird facial hair.
The fact that i'm talking with my whole body like it's required to tell every story (it really is).
That I'm starting a random conversation with them, even though we've never met until just then.

“I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” -- Pietro Aretino
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Defining elements of my childhood:
Redwall Series
Calvin and Hobbes
Ace Ventura
Looney Tunes
Monty Python
Abbot and Costello
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Bill Cosby

Favorites (books, movies, tv, opera/theatre and games):
(all of the above)
Count of Monte Cristo
The Little Prince
All of the comics
Martial arts
Philosophy
Languages
Shawshank Redemption
Inglorious Bastards
Snatch
V for Vendetta
Ninth Gate
Perfect Blue,
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Pest
Zoolander
Space Balls
Dead Leaves
Inception
Anything done by Nicholas Winding Refn
South Park
Full Metal Alchemist
Twin Peaks
MXC
DBZ
Goethe's Faust
Phantom of the Opera
The Barber of Seville
Rigoletto
Cyrano De Bergerac
Smash Brothers
Final Fantasy
Halo
Mario

I leave music seperate cause, well... I like everything!
Abney Park, Afrojack, Akira Yamaoka, Alexc C., Amadou et Mariam, Amethystium, Andrea, Bocelli, Andrew W.K., Areosmith, Arkona, Armin van, Buuren, ATB, Audiomachine, B-Complex, BarlowGirl, Bassnectar, Beats Antique, Benny Benassi, Black Cats, Blackmill, Blackmore's, Night, Blind Guardian, Boney M, Brooklyn Bounce, Cab Calloway, Cascada, Cat Empire, Chemical Bros., Chinese Folk Music, Clint Mansell, Coolio, Coyote Kisses, Crystal Method, CunninLynguists, Cusco, Daft Punk, Dargaard, Dedmau5, Die Antwoord, DMX, Dra Pa, Edvard Gried, Eluveitie, Emancipator, Eneida Marta, Eminem, Ensiferum, Enya, Ernest Gonzales, Fireball, Flux Pavilion, Franz Liszt, Freezepop, Gammer, Geordie, Gjallarhorn, Glitch Mob, Globus, Gloryhammer, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Gregorian Chant, Hayley Westenra, Hixxy, Hol Bauman, Hybrid, Infected Mushroom, Juno Reactor, Jurassic 5, Justice, Kamelot, Katy Perry, Kitaro, Kito & Reija Lee, Klaypex, Korpiklaani, Krewella, Lasgo, Lifesavas, Lilly Allen, Lindsey Stirling, Lonely Island, Loreena Mckennit, Louis Armstrong, Lovage, Ludacris, Ludovico Einaudi, Ludwig van Beethoven, Macklemore, Mago de Oz, Massive Attack, Mediaeval Baebes, Metallic, Michael Jackson, Michele McLaughlin, Miike Snow, Neelix, Nightwish, Nox Arcana, Nuru Kane, Only Men Aloud, Origa, Parov Stelar, Parry Gripp, Pendulum, Pentatonix, Phillip Glass, Portishead, Pretty Lights, Qntal, Queen, Red Army Choir, Red Elvises, RJD2, Rodrigo y Gabriela, RoughMath, Royksopp, Rusko, Russkaja, Sarah Brightman, Scooter, Scorr Brown, Shanghai Restoration Project, Sharam, Shiny Toy Guns, Shpongle, Slyboots, Solas, Styles, Sy, System of a Down, T-pain, Tan Dun, Tenacious D, The Bollox, The Only, The Prodigy, The Widdler, Thomas Newman, Tommy Tollarico, Tori Amos, Trentemoller, Turisas, Two Steps from Hell, Tyr, Ulrich Schnauss, Unknown, Vangelis, Wang Fei, Watsky, Wax Tailor, White Stripes, Willie Dixon, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Yasunori Mitsuda, Yokko Kano, Yuki Kajiura.
There may be more but who knows, I listen to a -lot- of stuff.

Oh right... food. Um, everything but olives and nato. I could eat seafood for eternity and a day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Brothers
Sound & Music
Emotion
The Unknown
Human Contact
aaannndddd....
Art...
........
and Tacos...
(tacos transcend time and space, so this still counts as 6)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes, all the things.
Sometimes, absolutely nothing.
Sometimes, the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

"Sometimes, nothing is something worth doing."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh man, who knows? Hint: Not I.

Working, gaming, training, writing, drawing, hanging, driving, reading, sparing, learning, watching a movie, adventuring, having random conversations about anything and everything with anyone.

"The unaimed arrow never misses."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Private?! Hah! I consider very little actually private, so just ask away if you find yourself curious! For the meantime, I shall list several bits of random facts about me

-Everything I own can fit in my car.
-I do not like the taste of beer. Or coffee.
-Pretty much everything is better barefoot.
-I help moderate on this website.
-Metric > Standard.
-I've never smoked weed

"Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find any of the above interesting, silly or a bit ridiculous.
If you want to discuss the ins and outs of the universe.
If you want to go to Ikea and improv in all the demo rooms.
If you want to have a spontaneous nerf war in a random location.

Or if you feel like it could turn into something awesome.

Oh oh! Or... if you would like to do this --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpEmIUFXJK0