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Mateo_mattress

34 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a man of many hats who is equally at home in the chem lab, book store, Black Rock desert, punk venue, IDM jam session, study hall, small party, delicious restaurant, dirt jumping bikes, dive bar, or camping and hiking in the woods. I'm gregarious and sociable but also appreciate quiet time and chilling.

I am kink friendly and do rope and other bondage, piercing, and fire play, but don't require my partners to be into it, just not freaked out by it. I love long rambling conversations, intense good natured debate, building and crafting, occasional gaming, parties big and small, people of all shapes, colours, and sizes, fire, and learning new things. I'm cool with kids but can't have any my self.

I'm looking for epic women that are loving and physically affectionate, independent, a bit kinky (or a lot I'm pretty GGG and a switch), smart, hilarious (shy is fine, but humour is a must), alright with spending six hours cuddling and playing with each others naughty bits, trying new food or new adventures, forgiving (I can be a retard sometimes), and decent at communication.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working, playing, and working on transferring to WSU or WWU to finish up my BS in chemical engineering and hydrology. If you are into travelling and working on water infrastructure in 3rd world communities, that's basically my long term goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Meeting people, playing with fire, chemistry, math, teaching, talking, having fun, riding my bike in traffic, fixing bikes, building fire tools, throwing epic parties, camping, hiking, loving the shit out of music, heckling through a megaphone, rubbing feet and shoulders, building stuff, helping people, having long tangential conversations about everything, political jokes, suspensions, laughing at everything, hating on things for fun, and hugging.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh, my smile, my septum, or my eyes; well that or, me lighting things on fire or. I'm a bigger guy who is pretty boisterous but really friendly, so that tends to put people off at first. They also often notice my pyhton...well that one too, but I have a 6 foot python who is a total sweety. I used to bring him around with me, but have been leaving him at home for the last few years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like so much stuff it is not worth listing it all here. Basically, I used read all the time, but now I mostly read text books, research periodicals, or random blogs and news sites.

I love movies, and watch quite a few of them. I have many favourite directors including Emir Kusturica, Jeneau and Marc Caro, the Coen Brothers, Warner Harzog, Martin Scorcese, Peter Jackson, and many more. I'm not the kind of person who quotes films, as I'm more into plot and composition than dialogue, but I do love quips.

I like all kinds of music except most top 40 pop. I like old R&B (60's & 70's) but not much of the newer stuff. I like my hip hop scratchy, loopy, political, and humerous but not super bro. I like older country or alt country, but not the god bless america stuff. I love most rock and metal, but

I love all electronic music as long as it's beautiful, fun, raw, progressive, dirty, dark, and/or hilarious. I love classical and fast jazz and heavy blues. Rag time and swing are great, but I loath smooth jazz. If it's going to be slow, it has to be sad and full of heart and soul. I could go on, but you get the idea.

I love live performance art and do a fair amount of it my self. I am a fire performer and it's a big part of my life. I also used to do piercing performance and side show stuff. If that at least makes you curious, we should do fine.

I like pretty much all dance except a lot of modern dance shows get pretentious and boring, but I have seen some good modern dance. I really like good tap, belly, break, and ballet dance probably the most. Huge plus if do any of those. If you're looking for someone to go shake your ass with, I'm totally good for that.

I'm big on food. I love cooking and I love eating out. I love women who like to cook, but I equally love women I can cook for, so don't feel bad if you can't cook or hate cooking, just make sure you enjoy food. I'm not a heavy drinker, but I love beer, wine, and craft spirits a lot, so expect to try lots of stuff when we go out drinking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The out doors, good hot sex, long conversations, massive projects, Wofram Alpha, and all my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Building and designing new things, fixing communication and infrastructure problems, modelling stuff with math, politics, my friends and family, fun kink and good sex, good movies, and good music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing all sorts of different things. I like to keep it mixed up. I am a burner so I go to a lot of parties and do lots of fund-raisers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bad at apologies. I try to rationalize things too much and end up either saying the wrong thing (ex: Sorry about dropping the brick on your foot, well at least it wasn't your spleen.) or not saying enough. Fortunately I don't fuck things up that often and am good with feed back and owning my shit, but I tend to be adverse to guilt and shame unless it's absolutely warranted.
You should message me if
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You like what you see and want to see more, are nerdy or geeky, are comfortable enough with your self to be honest about what you want, are comfortable disclosing your STI status and talking about boundaries, like to talk, want to cuddle and are affectionate, want to go on an adventure, and think sex and chemistry are an important part of a relationship.