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Mateo_mattress

33 M Seattle, WA

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My actual size with male stripper cop for comparison.

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a dragon.

Recreational as well as professional loud mouth.

Engineering as art. Flaming tether ball at Hazardfactory.

And like any good vocalist, my singing only gets worse when I play tambourine.