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NotanUbermensch

27 Lansdowne, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If this is an app you use on the toilet, I get it, but I'd actually like to talk to you. I think all that needs to be said outside of a conversation is that I can be playful and still take everything I do seriously. So this may not be a great forum to get to know somebody, but I'm open to actually engaging someone who is willingly.

It doesn't look it from my photo, but I have a lot of tattoos.

Also, I really love stand up comedy. And whiskey. Well, booze in general.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I partially own a bar in Austin. It's called Dozen Street. It's a pretty fucking fantastic place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but really good at making a drink, throwing a baseball (used to be anyway, it's been a while), and being able to read a room.

I'm a Haiku machine. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smirk a lot, like I know something you don't, or like you've said something that I find funny but can't laugh loudly about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current Book: Death & Co

Most listened to album in the last week: Houses of the Holy.

A movie that was outstanding in the last month for me: Haven't had a chance to get out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#1 The perfectly timed glass of whiskey
#2 Warm socks on cold feet
#3 Getting to talk about in depth
#4 Gut laughing to near tears
#5
#6 Bbq bacon cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When am I ever going to really sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working behind the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not very talkative about my personal life, but not at all private. That being said, I have been arrested before.
Oh and my ears stick out.
You should message me if
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I don't fucking know.