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26 M Austin, TX

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Today – 5:55am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
A lot of people have told me that I am hard to get to know, or mysterious for that matter. I think that's because I'm very simple and accepting of just about everything. There is a rationalization for everything; misguided as most of those may be. Although I'm a passionate person, it may not be what you could call emotionally expressive. I stay pretty even keeled. I'm abrasively rational. Manipulative (but playfully, I just want you to take another shot with me). I'm a hypocritical communist. I struggle with a nihilistic point of view but remain a Nietzschean insofar as I believe meaning to be created and pain to be very important. Love science, comedy, laughing, and although I'm pretty serious in demeanor, I often get people to laugh with short bouts of being ridiculous. My degree is in philosophy and psychology with a minor in creative writing.

It doesn't look it from my photo, but I have a lot of tattoos, seventy two hours of work in total. It's my favorite medium of art.

Also, I really love stand up comedy. And whiskey. Well, booze in general.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a bartender, and will be opening a bar here in Austin very soon. I'm also in the business of knocking down my own boundaries. So if you find that you dislike people with very a thin filter, I'll probably offend you. Just know I never intentionally offend anyone, I'm just very curious about each person I meet and how they have lived.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but really good at making a drink, throwing a baseball (used to be anyway, it's been a while), and being able to read a room.

I'm a Haiku machine. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smirk a lot, like I know something you don't, or like you've said something that I find funny but can't laugh loudly about. (By the way, I do know a lot of things you don't, but I think everyone else knows a lot of things that I don't).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current Book: Finite and Infinite Games by James Carse.

Most listened to album in the last week: This River by JJ Grey and Mofro.

A movie that was outstanding in the last month for me: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Favorite New TV show: True Detective.
The six things I could never do without
#1 The perfectly timed glass of whiskey
#2 Warm socks on cold feet
#3 Getting under someone's skin
#4 Gut laughing to near tears
#6 Bbq bacon cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything from being a rock star (I don't play an instrument or sing), to the Hegelian dialectic and the shadow of materialism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working behind the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not very talkative about my personal life, but not at all private. That being said, I have been arrested before.
Oh and my ears stick out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd enjoy doing some market research with me at some bars around the city.

Or you feel like being insulting. I like to jab back and forth in good fun.