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NotanUbermensch

26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
A lot of people have told me that I am hard to get to know, or mysterious for that matter. I think that's because I'm very simple and accepting of just about everything. There is a rationalization for everything; misguided as most of those may be. Although I'm a passionate person, it may not be what you could call emotionally expressive. I stay pretty even keeled. I'm abrasively rational. Manipulative (but playfully, I just want you to take another shot with me). I'm a hypocritical communist. I struggle with a nihilistic point of view but remain a Nietzschean insofar as I believe meaning to be created and pain to be very important. Love science, comedy, laughing, and although I'm pretty serious in demeanor, I often get people to laugh with short bouts of being ridiculous. My degree is in philosophy and psychology with a minor in creative writing.

It doesn't look it from my photo, but I have a lot of tattoos, seventy two hours of work in total. It's my favorite medium of art.

Also, I really love stand up comedy. And whiskey. Well, booze in general.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a bartender, and will be opening a bar here in Austin very soon. I'm also in the business of knocking down my own boundaries. So if you find that you dislike people with very a thin filter, I'll probably offend you. Just know I never intentionally offend anyone, I'm just very curious about each person I meet and how they have lived.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but really good at making a drink, throwing a baseball (used to be anyway, it's been a while), and being able to read a room.

I'm a Haiku machine. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smirk a lot, like I know something you don't, or like you've said something that I find funny but can't laugh loudly about. (By the way, I do know a lot of things you don't, but I think everyone else knows a lot of things that I don't).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current Book: Finite and Infinite Games by James Carse.

Most listened to album in the last week: This River by JJ Grey and Mofro.

A movie that was outstanding in the last month for me: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Favorite New TV show: True Detective.
The six things I could never do without
#1 The perfectly timed glass of whiskey
#2 Warm socks on cold feet
#3 Getting under someone's skin
#4 Gut laughing to near tears
#5
#6 Bbq bacon cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything from being a rock star (I don't play an instrument or sing), to the Hegelian dialectic and the shadow of materialism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working behind the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not very talkative about my personal life, but not at all private. That being said, I have been arrested before.
Oh and my ears stick out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd enjoy doing some market research with me at some bars around the city.

Or you feel like being insulting. I like to jab back and forth in good fun.