I don't have cable.
I was an AMA Superbike mechanic, no lie. I can take your Suzuki apart and put it back together, provided it's a Gixxer and you have a bunch of metric tools laying around.
I thought Titanic was the worst movie I've ever seen even after I saw Gigli.
You will probably beat me at video games.
I still have the box my Optimus Prime came in.
I have been to Space Camp.
I have mastered the art of making lists.
I know how to write a haiku.
Beer gives me rhythm.
My theme music is totally badass.
I am not above toilet papering someone's yard if it will make you happy.
I think George Bush is a complete knob.
My profile is very brief.
The world loves me and is my bitch.
My ass is sometimes wise.
I am the orignial gangster.
I listen to lots of music: http://www.last.fm/user/Nubbins/
I take lots of pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthillica/
I am ribald, bendy, and voluptuous