When people ask me how old I am, I tell them I've lived 60 years of life trapped into 23 years of time. I'm going to make an effort and write something proper, every time I read someones profile containing the words "good time", a creative writing teacher dies. If you don't write something that gives a glimpse of who you are and say "just ask me", what incentive is there to ask you and not anyone else? we'd have to add people based on their looks, and that's a bit superficial. Proper words would be nice too, some people judge by your choice of words. "I don't want to die alone" is a common fear. "I want someone to die with" is a suicide pact. Oh and I just realized, when we write that we are "spontaneous", it sounds planned.
I'm not sure what excuse I can give for being on here, other than being a big geek and thinking getting to know people intellectually before physically can spare my relationship fate from the following stages (handily broken down into emoticons): ;) :P :) :D ? :@ :| :( :'( </3.
How much of a geek am I? well, I refuse to believe that girls poop. Any food they eat is broken down by magical intestine pixies who turn it into sweetness and nestle cocoa (yes specifically Nestle, because the people in commercials genuinely care about me and want to help).
Finding photos for my profile was hard, you say lazy, I say motivationally handicapped. Kind of like when I needed them for my passport but was too cheap to buy them...I was seriously considering standing on the street corner waiting for the Google Street Maps truck to drive by.
I no longer have any interest in chocolate cake or reverse psychology.
Mmmm where to start, well...I'm one of those people that make something mundane be fun and interesting, anyone can enjoy an exciting/fun moment but only a rare few can create it from something boring, like having the flu and writing this 'about me'...I'm soon going to find out how many Vitamic C tablets you can take without overdosing...I'll get better or diarrhea trying...
So I warmed up some chocolate cake...lets continue. By the way, I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. Closest to feeling like a hero that I come, I usually avoid men in pink because brave people scare me.
If I had to say something about myself I would say I always thought I was like a white cloud...I'm fascinated by them, you don't know where I came from or where I'm going, how I evolved or how I will dissolve, I have no destination or boundaries and drift off where ever the wind takes me.I have no specific shape or form yet everyone perceives/projects me in a different way, enjoy me while you can cause you never know when another rush of wind may come. (I have deep moments in between randomness). My spirit animal is the cat running across 4 lanes of traffic.
I'm cosmopolitan! (and not in the magazine way, I think "models" is a bit much to describe women paid to be narrowly pretty. Can we just call them "examples"?)...I have the coolest mixed ethnic background which can be seen in my odd looks, Dutch green/hazel eyes (they change), Spanish long face, Peruvian olive complexion, Croatian caterpillar eyebrows (and no I'm not going to wax them, they look funny and attract birds thinking their worms), Nigerian lips/nose and Japanese almond/cat eye shape, agelessness, hairlessness (like a half boiled rat waist up) and unusually small weiner (saying that creates low expectations and gives an element of surprise). Could be worse though lol I come from a long line of twins so there could be two of us :P oh wait, thinking about that, I could have twins someday as well :-o, if you work for the government I'd appreciate if you ignored that last bit, I don't want secret agents chasing me around trying to emasculate me.
By now you're probably thinking, so who is this guy and why did I/he befriend him/me? well let me ask you this...does anybody really know who they are? oh my that was a deep moment, lets have a minute of silence...arhgg good enough. To answer your question, why would I want to add/msg/comment friends I already see or speak to everyday? randoms are cooler...unless they ask me the "do I know you?" question :|. If you had met me, don't you think you'd remember? geeze even sardines have better memories...or the unoriginal "hey wasup?" 's :(...what can I answer to this? "my dog died yesterday, my apartment was burned down, I got fired from work, my car was stolen, my gf is somehow pregnant (miraculous conception?...hallelujah my brother!) and I feel a lump in my crotch but am too afraid to get tested...enough about me though, how are you?" :).
Every time you say "Act your age!" all I seem to hear is "Be sad with me!". There's a big difference between childishness and child-likeness though, childish people are immature, child-like people are candid, innocent, and full of wonder for life in their character. I admire peoples characters, I don't care about personalities much, the word personality comes from the ancient Greek 'persona', personas were what they called actors in plays as they wore masks and the only way to know which actor was what was by their voice, hence 'Sona' for sound. Personalities change like masks, you have a different personality and relationship duties to fulfill around your parents than you do around your friends, and yet a different mask around your partner, but characters and values always stay the same.
Do I use too many smilies? My shrink (I use to tease my plants by watering them with ice cubes when I was 10...it's not like I have physical insecurities because my mom had morning sickness AFTER having me while watching me being breastfed or anything...) used to say it was a passive aggressive way of releasing my inner child (also said I have severe trust issues...I don't trust her opinion :|), but she's a pain in the ass so I substituted her with popping bubble wrap (it's almost as cool as cheese)...I think it can cure anything, don't you?, "you're depressed? don't worry here's some bubble wrap...you have herpes? not a problem! here's some bubble wrap.". If you notice any bizzareness just blame it on growing up in over a dozen or so different countries creating this frightening inner randomality of thoughts. I'm a quiet person though, dont talk much and rather introverted but always full of excitement.
I'm loyal to family and those I care about, wouldn't take a bullet for the rest though...I have kevlar vest coupons if you're interested, thats as far as I go...
I usually judge my friends by how many urinals away from me he decides to pee.