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Matholomeus

26 M Perth, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, YOU'RE the girl who likes the smell of fresh cut grass. Everyone's been waiting to meet you.

When people ask me how old I am, I tell them I've lived 60 years of life trapped into 23 years of time. I'm going to make an effort and write something proper, every time I read someones profile containing the words "good time", a creative writing teacher dies. If you don't write something that gives a glimpse of who you are and say "just ask me", what incentive is there to ask you and not anyone else? we'd have to add people based on their looks, and that's a bit superficial. Proper words would be nice too, some people judge by your choice of words. "I don't want to die alone" is a common fear. "I want someone to die with" is a suicide pact. Oh and I just realized, when we write that we are "spontaneous", it sounds planned.

I'm not sure what excuse I can give for being on here, other than being a big geek and thinking getting to know people intellectually before physically can spare my relationship fate from the following stages (handily broken down into emoticons): ;) :P :) :D ? :@ :| :( :'( </3.
How much of a geek am I? well, I refuse to believe that girls poop. Any food they eat is broken down by magical intestine pixies who turn it into sweetness and nestle cocoa (yes specifically Nestle, because the people in commercials genuinely care about me and want to help).

Finding photos for my profile was hard, you say lazy, I say motivationally handicapped. Kind of like when I needed them for my passport but was too cheap to buy them...I was seriously considering standing on the street corner waiting for the Google Street Maps truck to drive by.

I no longer have any interest in chocolate cake or reverse psychology.
Mmmm where to start, well...I'm one of those people that make something mundane be fun and interesting, anyone can enjoy an exciting/fun moment but only a rare few can create it from something boring, like having the flu and writing this 'about me'...I'm soon going to find out how many Vitamic C tablets you can take without overdosing...I'll get better or diarrhea trying...

So I warmed up some chocolate cake...lets continue. By the way, I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. Closest to feeling like a hero that I come, I usually avoid men in pink because brave people scare me.

If I had to say something about myself I would say I always thought I was like a white cloud...I'm fascinated by them, you don't know where I came from or where I'm going, how I evolved or how I will dissolve, I have no destination or boundaries and drift off where ever the wind takes me.I have no specific shape or form yet everyone perceives/projects me in a different way, enjoy me while you can cause you never know when another rush of wind may come. (I have deep moments in between randomness). My spirit animal is the cat running across 4 lanes of traffic.

I'm cosmopolitan! (and not in the magazine way, I think "models" is a bit much to describe women paid to be narrowly pretty. Can we just call them "examples"?)...I have the coolest mixed ethnic background which can be seen in my odd looks, Dutch green/hazel eyes (they change), Spanish long face, Peruvian olive complexion, Croatian caterpillar eyebrows (and no I'm not going to wax them, they look funny and attract birds thinking their worms), Nigerian lips/nose and Japanese almond/cat eye shape, agelessness, hairlessness (like a half boiled rat waist up) and unusually small weiner (saying that creates low expectations and gives an element of surprise). Could be worse though lol I come from a long line of twins so there could be two of us :P oh wait, thinking about that, I could have twins someday as well :-o, if you work for the government I'd appreciate if you ignored that last bit, I don't want secret agents chasing me around trying to emasculate me.

By now you're probably thinking, so who is this guy and why did I/he befriend him/me? well let me ask you this...does anybody really know who they are? oh my that was a deep moment, lets have a minute of silence...arhgg good enough. To answer your question, why would I want to add/msg/comment friends I already see or speak to everyday? randoms are cooler...unless they ask me the "do I know you?" question :|. If you had met me, don't you think you'd remember? geeze even sardines have better memories...or the unoriginal "hey wasup?" 's :(...what can I answer to this? "my dog died yesterday, my apartment was burned down, I got fired from work, my car was stolen, my gf is somehow pregnant (miraculous conception?...hallelujah my brother!) and I feel a lump in my crotch but am too afraid to get tested...enough about me though, how are you?" :).

Every time you say "Act your age!" all I seem to hear is "Be sad with me!". There's a big difference between childishness and child-likeness though, childish people are immature, child-like people are candid, innocent, and full of wonder for life in their character. I admire peoples characters, I don't care about personalities much, the word personality comes from the ancient Greek 'persona', personas were what they called actors in plays as they wore masks and the only way to know which actor was what was by their voice, hence 'Sona' for sound. Personalities change like masks, you have a different personality and relationship duties to fulfill around your parents than you do around your friends, and yet a different mask around your partner, but characters and values always stay the same.

Do I use too many smilies? My shrink (I use to tease my plants by watering them with ice cubes when I was 10...it's not like I have physical insecurities because my mom had morning sickness AFTER having me while watching me being breastfed or anything...) used to say it was a passive aggressive way of releasing my inner child (also said I have severe trust issues...I don't trust her opinion :|), but she's a pain in the ass so I substituted her with popping bubble wrap (it's almost as cool as cheese)...I think it can cure anything, don't you?, "you're depressed? don't worry here's some bubble wrap...you have herpes? not a problem! here's some bubble wrap.". If you notice any bizzareness just blame it on growing up in over a dozen or so different countries creating this frightening inner randomality of thoughts. I'm a quiet person though, dont talk much and rather introverted but always full of excitement.

I'm loyal to family and those I care about, wouldn't take a bullet for the rest though...I have kevlar vest coupons if you're interested, thats as far as I go...
I usually judge my friends by how many urinals away from me he decides to pee.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Why living it of course...would be quite a waste to do anything else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
board games! hahaha, juggling, climbing trees, hiking, scaring people away with my oddities :), random aimless adventure walks, people watching
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes? right after they admire my social ineptitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
FOOD YOU SAY??? I'm part Spanish, it's pretty much an obsession for us, we celebrate with food and comfort our sadness with it..anything and everything that will fit in my mouth and go down in one 'golg'.

MOVIES: Amelie =), shes pretty much the me with boobs. Also; Modern Times, Pan's Laberynth, The Notebook, Bridge to Terabithia, La Vita E Bella, Love Me If You Dare, Little Miss Sunshine, A Very Long Engagement, The Party, Seven Samurai, Addams Family, Meet the Parents, Cube, Let The Right One In, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Seven, The Descent, Martyrs, Final Destination, Scaramouche, Ace Ventura, Harold and Maude, Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Back to the Future, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty, The Goonies, Benny and Joon, Butterfly Effect, The Usual Suspects, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, The Lion King, Snow White, Up, City Of Lost Children, City Lights, Zorba The Greek, My Fair Lady, How To Kill Your Neighbours Dog, Kind Hearts and Coronets.

MUSIC: The admiration of diverse genders is the best approach, I like them all but I have a slight inclination towards Classical Music (Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi, Strauss II, Michael Nyman, Yann Tiersen, Puccini, Orff, Clint Mansell, Chopin). Specializing in anything kills the brain though, I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little, it provides a much broader appreciation for life through a dimensional perception of knowledge.

BOOKS: Pfftt, lol, if the movies were hard to recall... I like the Where's Wally/Waldo Books! haha no, novels like Don Quixote, Sherlock Holmes, Christopher Moore, Agatha Christie, Bill Bryson, Dan Brown, Palahniuk, Neal Stepherson, Terry Pratchett, Irvin Stone, Edgar Allan Poe, Dostoevsky is great, philosophy or psychology books, Poetry from García Lorca or Pablo Neruda ... =S You can probably get a broad idea from that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Water, Food, Sleep, Laughter and Wonder.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot, I put the Anal in ANALyzing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading a book, watching a movie or documentary, building sheet forts with my little brother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I yawn I worry that deaf people think I'm laughing at them.
You should message me if
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Everyone always names cool people here, I want to meet nerds, dorks, outcasts and all the rejects who don't care about being cool and just do their own thing (if they bothered messaging me, but them being insecure and me being shy...it's a catch 22), fitting in with the rest is much easier than standing out. Not that I'm contacting you because you're a reject..oh jeeeze, I'm just digging my own grave here aren't I?.

I'm seeing a pattern here...I think people who have cats like me more, don't ask me why, I have no idea..I'm even allergic, should I move to Egypt?

I'd like to meet some OkCupid randoms in real life (not really...I'd end up duct taped in their trunk) to go through the whole dreadful awkwardness stage, "Sooo...that Oasis...isn't it something?.."

Randoms like the one who left me a gift at my door last xmas, speaking of gifts, I never give gifts on birthdays, xmas or any other marketed holiday. Isn't it nicer to spontaneously receive gifts when you least expect it?
The last gift I gave was a chastity belt...that wasn't taken to nicely. Oh, I like to leave cheap gifts at the park and hide behind a tree waiting for someone to find it...quite funny to see the different reactions, "*looks around* I'll pick this Frisbee up very subtly and make a run for it!"

Ever wanted to meet yourself in 40 years?, I want to see how my bald head will look like with shoulder length eyebrows...(Shrink said I have to be more of a half glass full type of person...so I wont consider myself bald, I'll think of it as being taller than my hair... =D).
By the way, what colour do they put under "Hair:" on your license if your bald? :S

Tattooed people! I can't wait to meet grannies in 40 years with wrinkly tramp stamps (lower back tattoos), it's going to look hella funny =), "my nanna has a butterfly...I think :S" - "well mine has a flower so theeeere :P". My uncle always said to look for a girl with a tattoo, cause there's a girl capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future...
Someone with 8 piercings on their eyebrow...I'll run up to them and hang a shower curtain from the rings.

You wash your hands before peeing. Someone asked me why I do it, I always thought everyone did it same thing cause it makes sense to me to wash your dirty hands before touching your clean "privates" but apparently not, so fellow pre washer pissers?, it seems I do odd things like that but as you see I have my logic to them.

You're a weirdo in public transport, boy I love them. I like to yawn and see who yawns with me.