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Mats-postironic

28 M Oslo, Norway

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish

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My self-summary
This site is like crack to an insomniac.

Literature, easy laughs & awkward silences, tea & grief, stories, general nerdism, hedonism & adventurism, good drink & bonfires. Perpetually surprised & disappointed that the world is not a kinder place. I also think the most beautiful word is squall, but I am not sure if that says anything meaningful about me. Fucking wizard.

I enjoy people who love without irony, dislike without hate, & are sceptical without cynicism.

Lastly, everything I know about love I learned from Nick Cave lyrics.
What I’m doing with my life
Get out of my online dating profile, mum! D:

Squandering my almost half-finished uni education (literature, thinking of starting over doing something else), travelling, casting dooms & curses upon my enemies, reading everything but what I am supposed to, plotting a revolution, planning & sometimes writing an awesome novel (working title: Awesome novel #1) that's probably (let's just pretend that it's ever going to see the light of day) going to sell 80 copies but hopefully trick some foppish aesthetes from the future into believing that my ineptitude is actually some form of subtle statement.

Otherwise, just sauntering quietly by the side of the road on my way to the cabin by the lake. It's lovely there this time of year.
I’m really good at
...mid-week beers & whiskeys, (air) guitar & sitting really still for long periods of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
is the large sun glasses and headphones that I wear around my immediate neighbourhood to dissuade all the pensioners that live in the area from talking to me. They're persistent, though, and possessing of a certain animal cunning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OMG SO MANY THINGS, TOO MANY THINGS

Authors/poets: M. John Harrison, China Miéville, H.P. Lovecraft, T.S. Eliot, Elizabeth B. Browning, Guy G. Kay, Don DeLillo, David F. Wallace, R. Scott Bakker, J.G. Ballard, Haruki Murakami, Cormac McCarthy, Thomas Ligotti, Kazuo Ishiguro, Ursula Le Guin, W.B. Yeats, Michael Cisco, Robert Stanek, Jorge L. Borges, Italo Calvino, Steph Swainston, Jeff Vandermeer, Steven Erikson, Margaret Atwood

I enjoy some philosophy as well, but listing favourite philosophers is totally wanky.

Films: Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972), Stalker (1979), Princess Mononoke (1997), Pan's Labyrinth (2006), The Fountain (2006), Antichrist (2009), Through a Glass Darkly (1961), Blue Velvet (1986), Oldboy (2003), The Fly (1986), Children of Men (2006), Synecdoche, New York (2008), Léon: The Professional (1994), Conan the Barbarian (1982), The Killer (1981), Valhalla Rising (2009), Alien (1979), Dredd (2012), Låt den rätte komma in (2008), The Thing (1982)

Series: Deadwood, The Wire, Nodame Cantabile, Community, Firefly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cowboy Bebop, Spice & Wolf, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Hannibal

Bands/musicians: Manilla Road, Nick Drake, Pagan Altar, Rome, Jimi Hendrix, In Gowan Ring, Bathory, Emily Barker & Red Clay Halo, Death in June, God Is An Astronaut, Black Sabbath, Mono, King Crimson, Current 93, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Lana Del Rey, Celtic Frost, Deströyer 666, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Rainbow, The Devil's Blood, Sigur Rós

My favourite classical composers are Henryk Górecki, Frederic Chopin & Sergei Rachmaninoff

last.fm

Video games: Dark Souls, Xenogears, Vampire: The Masquerade, Persona 3 & 4 (the entire Shin Megami Tensei series, really), Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 6-7-9-10-12, Red Dead Redemption, Diablo 2, The Witcher 1 & 2

Food: Anything but pineapples. I can't stand pineapples.

Funny people: BILL HICKS, Louis C.K., David Mitchell, Frankie Boyle (I know, but there's something cathartic about watching someone spewing out the absolutely worst thoughts a human being can have and I kinda love him for doing that so that I don't have to)

...at this point it is literally painful not to keep typing out awesome awesome things that make life wonderful.
The six things I could never do without
1. My beautiful book & record collection (this is one thing, shut up!)
2. Access to unlimited quantities of tea (quality not important)
3. Internet (I used to think I wasn't one of these people, but then I travelled to my mountain cabin for a month to catch up on my reading and I ate the walls)
4. The freedom to live without pants
5. Music
6. Oh, friends & family & stuff, I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Awesome novel#1, words, how much I hate my mum's dogs (except Sita who dreams of being a cat), american politics (I reeeeaaaally wish I could quit this), how sweet it would be to have a robot and/or a space ship, how video games used to be better, how it came to be that my to-be-read pile eclipsed the sun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical friday? What the fuck is that?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am quite easily startled. I also really wish I could transform into a dinosaur at will (I would use this power to fight crime!). I chuckle every time someone says poo. Here's a list of a few things that terrify me:

-Heights
-Dentist appointments
-Tori Spelling
-Lorry drivers
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want to chat on & on & on about anything. oh, and you don't mind me being awkward as fuck. if you also think midnight is a great time to start cooking & watching films, we'll probably get on.

Do not bother, however, if any of the following applies:
-You use emoticons and LOLs instead of punctuation marks.
-You're not an intersectional feminist.
-You're a ditzy white person who thinks that the world is JUST PERFECT. Protip: It's not.
-You work words or expressions from different languages into your argument to seem more profound. Douchebag.
-Your profile is filled with quotes by people smarter than you. Pretentious twatnugget.
-You're a faux-liberal.

Oh, and I am not fond of dating in the traditional sense. It feels too much like a job interview. I much prefer relationships to spring to life from a friendship rather than the other way around.