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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 3:57pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time to just keep this simple. List format away!

-Martial Artist
-Rational thinker
-Anime viewer
-Mad scientist/Superhero in the works

Also fun science fact, the process of sexual replication that 2 yeast cells under go is known as schmooing.

I don't expect anyone to match this 100%, so don't feel like you're not my type because you don't match it completely.

The sort of woman I'm attracted to
-Still gets embarrassed when the punchline to her joke was messed up and she realizes it midway through
-Science nerd or interest in discussing various science subjects is a plus
-Nerdy tendencies

Looks wise, because I'm a horribly vain person
-Shorter than me
-Dark eyes
-Black hair
-Petite or athletic build

And now a bad attempt to show off my (limited) Japanese literary skills.

こんにちは! ぼく は マット・ビュクラーともうします。 はじめまして。日本語はすこし分かりますが。すみません。でも、10ヶ月は勉強しています。毎日はぼくがたくさん覚えます。いつかぼくが日本に行きたいです。ぼくがちょっとロマンティッくだと思います。でも、ぼくもとてもシャイですけど。
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Newly graduated. Starting in a biosafety 2 pathogenic lab on campus to do some science. Also TAing for a Micro class. All this as a distraction and experience building with my career, whilst working towards getting into grad school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making horrendous jokes (or was it horrendously awesome?). I'm also good at science, especially in biology and the more non-math intensive side of chemistry. I've also come to discover that I posses impressive logic skills, so much so that I can only conclude I am secretly a super advanced robot.

PCR. Seriously half my job for the last 2 months have been optimizing and doing this several times a day. Don't know what it is? I'll be more than happy to explain and draw out bad pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually I go unnoticed, I'm a bit of an inadvertent ninja that way. Honestly I don't know how other people see me really. Perhaps you'd be willing to tell me what sticks out about me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Too many to list and remember, but as a typical rule I enjoy comedies and super hero movies. Some good examples of my tastes include,

Kick Ass, The Amazing Spiderman, The Dark Knight trilogy, Dredd, Wreck it Ralph, John Carter, Avengers, Iron Man, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Battle Royale, How to Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, just to name a few.

Scott Pilgrim VS the World holds a special place in me as one of my more favorite movies of all time. In fact if you have 7 evil exes to kung-fu fight, we'll get along just swimmingly.

I also grew up watching MST3K so I enjoy watching terrible movies and making fun of their horrendous flaws.

Books: I've read more text books than anything else, mostly because of my major and needing to learn so much. When it comes to leisure reading I stick to non-fiction, I just personally find books as a means to tell a story a bit boring, especially when I could read a book about just how awesome reality is. Some books I've read and thoroughly enjoyed include Death by Black Hole, and Killer Germs.

TV: How I met Your Mother, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Enterprise, Archer, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, House, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Music: I admit the majority of what I listen to is Japanese nonsense, or an OST from some game/movie. I much more relate to the emotion invoked from them, especially since I tend to be able to tie it to scenes from the stories of aforementioned media. Though I do have a fondness of The Protomen and their 2 albums with a perpetual hope that they finally release Act 3.

Food: I can be a bit picky here, but my all time favorite remains as sushi. I also enjoy a lot of rice dishes. I admit to loving a good chipotle burrito far more than I probably should.

I've also been working to create an awesome curry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nefarious plans for universal conquest! Failing that, random science inquiries that I have (most often relating to what I'm presently studying).

I also have a bit of a creative side thinking up interesting and clever (or at least in my mind) stories, where I usually feel compelled to actually work on them, but fall flat because I lack the skills and talent to do such.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As of now, probably just resting after a long day of lab work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you care to know than ask, I don't mind answering. It's far superior to the alternative where you just stalk me and gather information about myself that even I didn't know.
You should message me if
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-Anything above struck your fancy, or you also have the same interests.
-If you found my particular brand of humor hilarious (or at least pity laugh worthy).
-If you think we'll connect in some way.