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26 M Westerville, OH

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Matt, I'm going to attempt to describe myself with as little bias (or possibly a lot) as I can manage. First off I really do hate these kinds of things since I feel they can't adequately do justice to actually portray myself well enough.

First thing is first, I am a nerd, a geek of sorts, a dork if you will. I love science, anime, video games, and superhero stuff (especially movies). I've been told I'm quite intelligent, though I imagine most of that praise comes from explaining how I study microorganisms and enjoy learning about fancy sounding things like gene regulation of transcriptional machinery involved in immunological responses to a viral infection. Which is fancy talk for I like science, so don't feel put off by that. I love to teach people what I know, and to learn about what I don't.

I'm also trained in martial arts for self-defense purposes and general life bettering reasons. I've attained the rank of black belt in Bansenshukai Ninjutsu and in American Jujutsu. Now a days I train in MMA with a self-defense focus. I'm not much of an exercise nut, but I do enjoy spending time every week to just get moving, keep in shape, and learn some new ways to protect myself and others.

I think that maybe this'll give you a little bit of insight into who I am, but there's a ton more to know about me, since after all a self-written essay in about a hundred words doesn't do justice to any of us I feel. So send me a message and get to actually know me, I don't bite. Oh no that's far too unsanitary and ineffective a combat means.

I'll also toss up a bit about why I'm on here and what I'm looking for. Well I'm on a dating site, so clearly I wish to date. I'm only looking for someone ready to date and enter into a relationship if things click.

The type of girl I want, well for me someone I can goof off with, where we just laugh at each others bad jokes. I prefer girls who are more cute rather than sexy. Above all else I'm looking for someone who is just genuinely a nice person, who is kind and caring. I like to pride myself that I'm a nice, good person, so I'm seeking the same.

I'll also admit if you have dark eyes there's a good chance I'll instantly fall for you, I'm a sucker for a girl with beautiful, dark eyes to stare into.

And now a bad attempt to show off my (limited) Japanese literary skills.

こんにちは! ぼく は マット・ビュクラーともうします。 へじめまして。日本語はすこし分かりますが。すみません。でも、10ヶ月は勉強しています。毎日はぼくがたくさん覚えます。いつかぼくが日本に行きたいです。ぼくがちょっとロマンティッくだと思います。でも、ぼくもとてもシャイですけど。
What I’m doing with my life
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I study a lot of science, namely Microbiology at OSU. I'm working on my final year-ish at OSU for my BS, with aspirations for a doctorate after that and to go into research and save the world from super villains. Or become a mad scientist and hold the world hostage.....I haven't quite decided yet.
I’m really good at
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Making horrendous jokes (or was it horrendously awesome?). I'm also good at science, especially in biology and the more non-math intensive side of chemistry. I've also come to discover that I posses impressive logic skills, so much so that I can only conclude I am secretly a super advanced robot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses, I've been told I fit the physical look of a stereotypical nerd. I also have an "accent" with how I speak which a lot of people seem to pick up on and misconstrue in the worst possible ways.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Too many to list and remember, but as a typical rule I enjoy comedies and super hero movies. Some good examples of my tastes included,

Kick Ass, The Amazing Spiderman, The Dark Knight trilogy, Dredd, Wreck it Ralph, John Carter, Avengers, Iron Man, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Battle Royale, How to Train Your Dragon, just to name a few.

Scott Pilgrim VS the World holds a special place in me as one of my more favorite movies of all time. In fact if you have 7 evil exes to kung-fu fight, we'll get along just swimmingly.

I also grew up watching MST3K so I enjoy watching terrible movies and making fun of their horrendous flaws.

Books: I've read more text books than anything else, mostly because of my major and needing to learn so much. When it comes to leisure reading I stick to non-fiction, I just personally find books as a means to tell a story a bit boring, especially when I could read a book about just how awesome reality is. Some books I've read and thoroughly enjoyed include Death by Black Hole, and Killer Germs.

TV: How I met Your Mother, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Enterprise, Archer, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, House, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Music: I admit the majority of what I listen to is Japanese nonsense, or an OST from some game/movie. I much more relate to the emotion invoked from them, especially since I tend to be able to tie it to scenes from the stories of aforementioned media. Though I do have a fondness of The Protomen and their 2 albums.

Food: I can be a bit picky here, but my all time favorite remains as sushi. I also enjoy a lot of rice dishes, and things containing cheese. I admit to loving a good chipotle burrito far more than I probably should.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nefarious plans for universal conquest! Failing that random science inquiries that I have (most often relating to what I'm presently studying).

I also have a bit of a creative side thinking up interesting and clever (or at least in my mind) stories, where I usually feel compelled to actually work on them, but fall flat because I lack the skills and talent to do so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either relaxing and being lazy, or doing something with friends. Or if I'm feeling dreadfully terrible that day I'll just study and keep up on my work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you care to know than ask, I don't mind answering. It's far superior to the alternative where you just stalk me and gather information about myself that even I didn't know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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You're ready to date and want an amazing relationship with an (self admittedly so) amazing guy.