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34 Asheville, NC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jun 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a man who loves to sing, read, cook, run, and laugh. I am shy, working around social anxiety constantly, but do enjoy the company of my friends and family.

I have what others call a weird sense of humor. I am very dry with my sarcasm and also like to flirt by giving the other person a good natured hard time. I know that friendly picking is not always the best way to build romance, but it works ON me, if not FOR me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently working as a home nursing aide, and am about to go into a masters programme in library sciences. I hope to spend my future as a librarian. A sexy librarian!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, getting children to laugh or stop crying, writing.

Reading (i read reeal good)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever stunning facial hair I currenty am adorned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Joe Hill, Susannah Clarke, Scott Snyder, Stephen King, Peter Milligan, Grant Morrison, Brian Bendis, Mark Millar, Matt Wagner, Ralph Ellison, Renne Sparks, These are a few of my favorite authors.

I love role playing video games, comic books, punk rock (and many of the pre's and posts therin), country, horror, musicals, and ballet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, oxygen, heart, brain, stomach.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Batman. Way too much time on Batman.

And social justice, childhood development , and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep, depending on what time it is,or reading before sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The pinky finger on my left hand is bent. I was born this way.

Why do we call it a pinky? Do non~white people call it a pinky?
You should message me if
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You are looking to meet someone to hang out with and hopefully connect with (or at least laugh at silly jokes with).

You want to create a trashy horror book club.