Contestant #1, Come on down!
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"Contestant #1 is Matt. Matt is a 21 year old hopeful writer, born and raised in Brooklyn. He enjoys reading, going out to bars, and Netflix marathons though I'm not sure what that is because this is the 1960s and that hasn't been invented yet."
Okay, enough of that.
I consider myself a nerd, though more of the "I'm really passionate about these particular series in a relatively calm way" nerd than the "Han shot first I can't get a date because I'm a nice guy blah blah friend zone blah blah fedora" nerd.
I used to weigh about 490 pounds, and I've lost around 280 in the past five years. I have all of the typical young writer pipe dreams minus the 8 hours of sitting in a coffee shop on a laptop.