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28 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Oh self we go
I am a born and raised Texan, and proud of it. I currently reside in south Austin. I enjoy hiking and exploring, I also love being in the water when it is hot outside. You can find me floating the river with friends or swimming almost any day during the summer. I'm fun to drink with, if your humor isn't too uptight.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time building elevators. Obviously heights don't bother me, I love working with my hands and don't mind hard work. Ever been to the Austonian? Chances are if you live in Austin you have ridden in an elevator I helped to construct.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with inappropriate jokes, and then taking those jokes too far. Fixing things, and making a very potent and delicious drink.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would guess people notice that I am very tall? I have also been told that I have a great laugh....whatever that means?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: the fifth element, strange wilderness, Django, idiocracy, zombieland, harry potters, watchmen, grandmas boy, sin city, kick ass, yellow submarine
Jim Jefferies is my favorite standup. I'll take standup comedy over music any day. David thorne is hilarious. Dresden files.
archer, always sunny, walking dead, game of thrones, true blood, dexter, dr. Who, Torchwood, buffy, x files, firefly,arrow, legit, the league, newsradio, justified, trailer park boys, newsradio, 3rd rock, parks and rec, xena and hercules(obviously),girls is funny as well.
Dubstep sounds like transformers banging each other. Most music that isnt that.
Any food that isn't onions is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pup Cesar
My Mini Cooper (weird car for a tall guy huh?)
A stiff drink after a long day
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to acquire super powers.
Why does british tv sound so much cooler?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends in various locations or having friends over to my house (where we sometimes drink too much).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Jewel staite shook my hand...and probably not yours.
I have a tiny dog.
You should message me if
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You are badass.
You are hilarious.
You have an awesome dog.
You're not traditional.
You are a browncoat.
You like captain Janeway.
you dont hate video games.