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Matt59221

27 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My name's matt. I live in south austin. I love sci-fi in movie, TV,book, and video game form. I will probably beat you in movie or TV quotes. I also like to hike and explore, and I love being in the water when its hot outside. I make comments that are funny sometimes that make uptight people uncomfortable. I love dogs.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full time for an elevator company. I dont think i want to do it forever, but, for now, it provides for me. Having fun.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people laugh with inappropriate jokes, and then taking those jokes way too far.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe that I'm tall or have red hair. I'm not really sure. Possibly my obnoxious laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: the fifth element, strange wilderness, Django, idiocracy, zombieland, harry potters, watchmen, grandmas boy, sin city, kick ass, yellow submarine
Jim Jefferies is my favorite standup. I'll take standup comedy over music any day. David thorne is hilarious.
Tv: archer, always sunny, walking dead, game of thrones, true blood, dexter, dr. Who, Torchwood, buffy, x files, firefly,arrow, legit, the league, newsradio, justified, trailer park boys, newsradio, 3rd rock, parks and rec, xena and hercules(obviously),girls is funny as well.
Dubstep sounds like transformers banging each other. Most music that isnt that.
Any food that isn't onions is good.
The six things I could never do without
Rum, google, sarcasm, a vehicle, hot sauce, and a sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get superpowers.
Why did my friends tell me the life aquatic was a good movie?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with some friends in various locations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Jewel staite shook my hand...and probably not yours
I accidentally skipped all of southby...again.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are badass.
You are hilarious.
You have an awesome dog.
You're not traditional.
You are a browncoat.
You like captain Janeway.
you dont hate video games.