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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:53am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me in a nutshell:

- I play all the games. Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and Metal Gear are some of my favorites. I could go on and on.
- I do a lot of cardio. I've been running and biking regularly since high school. I also hike and swim when I can. I'm not a huge fan of lifting.
- I'm not cocky or egotistical. I'm kind of insecure and introverted if anything.
- I'm very hygienic and organized. I bet my beard is cleaner than the hair on your head.
- I take good care of my teeth. I keep them clean and my breath fresh.
- I'm simple. I like simple things, but I'm not simple minded.
- Dunkin Donuts is my lord and savior.
- I graduated from a university. I may go back one day.
- I work and pay for things.
- I have a car and it sucks. I'm okay with this.
- I don't cook. Unless you count pasta and frozen pizza as cooking.
- I'm good with money. I very rarely spend on a whim.
- The sarcasm is strong in me.
- My eyesight is shit. I use glasses and contacts. Mostly contacts.
- I don't have any tattoos. I don't care for them.
- I'm respectful and truthful.
- When something needs doing I get off my ass and get it done.
- Some say I'm negative but I say I'm realistic.
- I've never cheated on a girlfriend. Never wanted to. Never would. Never could.
- I'm super shy and likely wont message you unless I'm VERY very interested.

I'm annoyed/confused by:

- Smokers. They smell and leave a bad taste in your mouth after kissing.
- Being ignored
- Selfies.....especially the mirror selfie.
- The word "selfie"
- Social media overload. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.....STOP please, nobody cares. Especially about your food pictures.
- Over attachment to cell phones. When you hang out with someone and they're on their phone 75% of the time.....why even bother?
- Fakeness.......fake personalities, fake lips, fake boobs. Chill out and be yourself
- The constant spouting of memes. Stop trying so hard.
- Vegans. I'm cool with you, just don't expect me to convert for you. You'll be disappointed.

That's enough rambling. Anything else can be covered in real conversation.

**This is a pretty brief overview of myself. You'll need to talk to me to get a good feel for my personality. If I do message you and you're not interested, just tell me. At least give me a single word rejection response....or something. We're on the internet but have some decency for the other human being trying to communicate with you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building computers

Breaking video games


Remembering the little things and other useless information
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I mostly read at work, when I can. Harry Potter series, American Psycho, Biohazard books. Walking Dead. I'm not a huge reader. Mainly because of how much time it consumes.

Movies - There are tons of good movies out there that I've seen. Too many to list out. I enjoy all genres for the most part. Ask and we can discuss.

Shows - Again, too many to go through in great detail. Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Amazing Race, Parenthood, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of Queens, Rules of Engagement, Entourage. So much more

Music - Mostly anything besides Country. Just play me your sounds and I'll tell you if I like it or not

Food - Give me beef, chicken, rice, potatoes, and I'll be a happy camper. I find food I like and stick with it. I'll occasionally give new stuff a shot, but don't force it. Seafood is definitely out of the question for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something with friends


You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you do decide to message:
Use proper least for our first couple of messages. "Hey U R handsome. How R U 2day?" Isn't going to take us very far. I'm not saying this to be a dick. It just says to me that you don't really care so then I'll end up not caring.

A good place to start is by saying what you like or dislike in my profile. Or if we have similar interests talk about those. It's those types of things that will get me interested in you.

You see on the right side there how I'm not looking for "casual sex"? Yeah, that's because I'm not. You don't need the internet to get that kind of thing. I've never been interested in that anyway. Those types of messages will be responded to with super sarcasm and you won't like that.