Welcome! I'm Matt, I'm sarcastic as hell, I love exercise, video games, frozen pizza, and I can grow a magnificent beard.

When I'm at home, I like to spend my time on the computer, playing video games, and watching TV or movies. I like video games and I can burn a lot of time on them. I'm not addicted to playing them and they don't make me a violent person (despite what the media may currently think). I do go out with friends to do things when there is something to do. Realistically though, there's not ALWAYS going to be something fun or interesting to do.

My diet isn't exactly top notch, but I always find time to exercise and it is very important to me. I love hiking, biking, running, and lifting. I'm always up for some physical activity, even after a full day of work.

I still live at home. I'd love to be able to have my own place, but it's not in the cards right now. There's not much sense in rushing moving out and barely being able to get by.

I'm a bit cynical. When I look around, I see a lot of trends I dislike, mainly regarding how most people act. I hate people's obsession with Facebook, twitter, instagram, and whatever other "social" type networking things. I can't stand people that are on their phones all the time. It's like everyone is a god damn zombie, all staring down at their phones uploading pictures of their food to their "social" sites. I'm not an angry or nasty person, it's just truthfully how I feel about things. I'm not a person that is inclined to argue or have confrontations unless I'm pushed far enough. I'd much rather joke around and have some laughs.

While I do have a cynical side, I also have a nice, caring, and silly side to me. I guess my sense of humor can be a little strange but that's kind of part of what makes it fun and people who understand it will have some damn good laughs.

I'm not going to lie and say that I'm happy, I'm not, but I'm not unhappy. At the moment, I'm just going through the motions. A nice relationship is something that has been missing from my life for a while now. Having one would definitely be a step in the direction towards happiness. I find it hard to meet new people I can relate to, so hopefully I can get a little help through here.

I'm a little shy at first so I might not message you immediately upon visiting your profile or I might not message you ever, who knows? Damn shyness.

Looking for the job that's a good fit for me, something that I can see myself doing for a long time.

Having a good time?

Staying consistent with exercise.

Pretty good when it comes to math type stuff.

Making a joke out of situations that might not normally be funny, respectfully......sometimes.

Remembering stupid and useless information about movies and games.

I have no idea. How/why would I know the answer to this?

Books - I haven't read much. I'm a Harry Potter nerd, read all those books. I'm current on the Walking Dead comics. Are reading comics "real" reading though? I'm considering picking up the Game of Thrones series if I would stop wasting so much of my free time on YouTube.

Movies - Oh boy, tons of movies to go through. So I'm not going to. I watch a lot of them and could most likely talk about any movie you'd like to discuss. Here's a small snip-it.
The Matrix Trilogy, Dark Knight Trilogy, Star Wars, Most of the Marvel Movies, The Hangover. Anything with Ryan Reynolds, Nick Cage, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, James Franco, and on and on and on.

Shows - Same thing here, too much to go through in great detail.
Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Amazing Race, Parenthood, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of Queens, Conan.

Music - Mostly anything besides Country. Don't ask me to name a bunch of groups/bands and my favorite tracks associated with them because I couldn't tell you. I don't study up on it, I just listen.

Food - I just dislike complicated food. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy. I'll usually find something I like and stick with it. I'll give new stuff a shot if it's presented to me though.

I don't know........another stupid question. No soup for you! Next!

If there's really a girl a that's a good enough fit for me to spend my remaining life with.

What I'm going to eat for dinner.

Why are ALL of my matches from NYC?

If I'll ever find the perfect job that I'd get fulfillment from doing.

Participating in awesome activities with friends.

Relaxing at home in front of the computer/xbox.

Ask me anything you want, I don't care. I've got nothing to be ashamed of, except maybe the existence of this damn profile and you already know about it. Shhhhhhhhhh, don't tell my friends.

If you'd like to know more about me and get together sometime then by all means, shoot me a message. Preferably proper English and full words. We're not texting here, you have a keyboard in front of you so don't be lazy.

I'll respond to any message, even the "Hey, what's up?" but it usually makes for poor conversation. If you want to talk to me then just get to the point and do it. I'm not a mean person and I'm not going to screw you around by ignoring messages or taking ages to respond. I pop on here often enough to keep up.

I'm definitely not looking for a "hit it and quit it" scenario.

If you don't think the movie Idiocracy is at least a little funny, we're probably not going to get along.

You want to talk about movies, shows, video games or life? Cool, let the discussions begin.