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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:15pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is a brief and to the point overview of myself. I took this approach because I felt it was easier to get an idea of who I am without having to read much. If you're interested, you can message me and I'd be happy to discuss anything at length.

- One of my frequent and loved hobbies is gaming. Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and Metal Gear are some of my favorites.
- My number two hobby is exercise. I'm mainly interested in cardio with some lifting here and there. I also appreciate a great hike every once in a while.
- Hygiene and organization is mucho mucho important to me. My beard is most likely cleaner than the hair on your head.
- I take care of my teeth. I keep them clean and my breath fresh. Flossing sucks but I force myself to do it.
- I'm simple. I like simple things, but I'm not simple minded. I guess you could say I'm laid back but I wanted to say it in a different way.
- Dunkin Donuts is my lord and savior.
- I have a mostly useless degree from William Paterson University. I'll probably do more schooling in the future to further better myself and waste more money.
- I do work and I can pay for things. Maybe one day I'll have a job I really love, but for now it is what it is.
- I have a car and it's nothing special. I'm not a car guy, so as long as it gets me to where I want to go and plays me some music along the way, I'm cool with it.
- I don't cook. Unless you count pasta, eggs, or frozen pizza as cooking.
- I'm careful with money. I very rarely spend on a whim. Saving and paying bills is my MO.
- I can be pretty fucking sarcastic. So much so that you'll probably hate me. You probably already hate me........I'll just leave now....
- My eyesight is shit. I use glasses and contacts. Mostly contacts.
- I don't have any tattoos or piercings. I wouldn't be able to pull them off.
- If it seems like I'm cocky or egotistical, I can assure you that I'm not. If anything I'm insecure and introverted.
- I'm fairly shy and chances are I wont message you unless I'm reeeeally interested and I thought things between us would work well. If I do, you've basically won the lottery and not because I think I'm hot shit, but because of how rarely I message others.

Some things that bother me:

- When all the cheese on a pizza shifts to one side because it was held at an angle during transport.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building computers and other computer related activities

Math stuff

Remembering seemingly insignificant things

Running long distances

Video games
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I don't read much at all....but I have read the Harry Potter series, the Resident Evil books, Walking Dead comics and recently American Psycho. I'd honestly rather watch a movie than read the book associated with it. While I did really enjoy what I've read, I have trouble committing time to it.

Movies - I love tons of movies from all genres. Way too many to be bothered with listing here. I'm really open to all movies, so talk to me about your favorites or recently watched and we can discuss it.

Shows - Again, too many to go through in great detail. Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Amazing Race, Parenthood, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of Queens, Rules of Engagement, name just a few.

Music - I prefer rock, but I enjoy music in any genre......I'll listen to mostly anything, anything but Country. Just play me some jams and I'll probably end up with a favorite group.

Food - Give me any kind of beef, chicken, rice, potatoes, and I'll be a happy camper. The simpler, the better. I find foods I like and stick with it. I really don't like seafood though. I can't stand the smell of it, let alone actually eat it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends while injecting coffee into my face hole


You should message me if
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If you consider a night in with some pizza, coffee, movies and gaming (in no particular order) a good time.

If you'd like to go out for a run together and end up racing each other to the point where we collapse into a pile of tired, sweaty nothingness.

If you'd like to play with my hair.

If you like naps on a rainy afternoon or just naps in general.

If you like cuddling and tender touches.

If you know what Vinesauce is and love it, then we'll REALLY get along.

**If I happen to message you and you're not interested, just tell me. Being ignored is way worse in my opinion. I'm a real person looking for a real relationship. I understand that this is the internet and it's much easier to be an ass, but try to have a little decency for the other person trying to communicate with you.

That should be more than enough to get you started for now. Looking forward to hearing from you!

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