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23 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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New York is the love of my life. Sadly, the feeling isn't mutual and I'm forced to seek romance from an actual human.

If you love discussing movies, TV, and other forms of art/entertainment, I'm your guy. I'm as comfortable watching Whiplash as I am the latest Marvel movie.

I like to think my patronus would be a dolphin. Partially because of the Miami Dolphins.

It's probably actually a sea otter. They aren't a mascot of any team...

As for Batman villains, I see myself most like the Joker. The tragedy is that that makes me Harley Quinn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Copy editor and layout designer. On the side I do my best to maintain my creativity/keep my dream alive by writing about anything that tickles my fancy. And I am very ticklish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having to sneeze and accidentally holding it in, sending me into what will likely be the most uncomfortable 10 seconds of my day. Remembering birthdays and random dates. Telling you why various character arcs in stories do or do not work. Getting everything done that I need to. Making an ass out of myself, but never taking it seriously. I'm proficient in self-parody.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm loud and get excited easily. Or that I think I'm funny. That I look about five years older than I actually am. Sometimes my eyes. Dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Aronofsky, Kubrick, Myazaki, Scorsese, and half a dozen others. My actual movie collection is a lot of superheroes, hobbits, and lightsabers though.

TV: Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra are a window into my soul (if such a thing exists). Batman: The Animated Series, Breaking Bad, Friends, The Office, Mad Men, Louie, Girls, Looney Tunes, I Love Lucy, Game of Thrones, The Simpsons, Spongebob Squarepants, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Music: Anything really. Except country.

Books: Harry Potter and the few classic works I retained from high school English including Julius Caesar, The Stranger, The Great Gatsby, and The Sun Also Rises. Also, graphic novels.

Food: SEAFOOD. Indian is a close second.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. New York City
2. My iPhone to get around New York City
3. Great stories told by great storytellers
4. Whiskey
5. Friends and family (because I'm not a monster)
6. Water. For consumption and bending.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Where are all the baby pigeons?"

All the sweet things I would be able to do if I was a waterbender. Though lately I've also been thinking I would have prospered in Zaofu, which is probably the most pretentious thing I said on this entire profile. (If you know what any of this means, message me immediately)

OKCupid users' obsession with the word "eclectic." Why don't you find a more eclectic vocabulary?! Sure showed you...

What other people are thinking. Not about me, just in general.

How I keep attracting nice guys when all I want is someone to fight me on something. Not aggressively, but a playful argument is a must if Date 2 is going to happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? Ask me after lunch on a Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I respond to ASMR.
You should message me if
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If you like what you see, smell good, and will instantly find reasons to make fun of me to my face. Seriously, my biggest turn-off is BO and my biggest turn-on is someone that can keep up with me enough to call me out on all my shit.