Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New York is the love of my life. Sadly, the feeling isn't mutual
and I'm forced to seek romance from an actual human.
If you love discussing movies, TV, and other forms of
art/entertainment, I'm your guy. I'm as comfortable watching
Whiplash as I am the latest Marvel movie.
I like to think my patronus would be a dolphin. Partially because
of the Miami Dolphins.
It's probably actually a sea otter. They aren't a mascot of any
As for Batman villains, I see myself most like the Joker. The
tragedy is that that makes me Harley Quinn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Copy editor and layout designer. On the side I do my best to
maintain my creativity/keep my dream alive by writing about
anything that tickles my fancy. And I am very ticklish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having to sneeze and accidentally holding it in, sending me into
what will likely be the most uncomfortable 10 seconds of my day.
Remembering birthdays and random dates. Telling you why various
character arcs in stories do or do not work. Getting everything
done that I need to. Making an ass out of myself, but never taking
it seriously. I'm proficient in self-parody.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm loud and get excited easily. Or that I think I'm funny.
That I look about five years older than I actually am. Sometimes my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Aronofsky, Kubrick, Myazaki, Scorsese, and half a dozen
others. My actual movie collection is a lot of superheroes,
hobbits, and lightsabers though.
TV: Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra are a window
into my soul (if such a thing exists). Batman: The Animated Series,
Breaking Bad, Friends, The Office, Mad Men, Louie, Girls, Looney
Tunes, I Love Lucy, Game of Thrones, The Simpsons, Spongebob
Squarepants, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, and Star Wars: The
Music: Anything really. Except country.
Books: Harry Potter and the few classic works I retained from high
school English including Julius Caesar, The Stranger, The Great
Gatsby, and The Sun Also Rises. Also, graphic novels.
Food: SEAFOOD. Indian is a close second.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. New York City
2. My iPhone to get around New York City
3. Great stories told by great storytellers
5. Friends and family (because I'm not a monster)
6. Water. For consumption and bending.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Where are all the baby pigeons?"
All the sweet things I would be able to do if I was a waterbender.
Though lately I've also been thinking I would have prospered in
Zaofu, which is probably the most pretentious thing I said on this
entire profile. (If you know what any of this means, message me
OKCupid users' obsession with the word "eclectic." Why don't you
find a more eclectic vocabulary?! Sure showed you...
What other people are thinking. Not about me, just in
How I keep attracting nice guys when all I want is someone to fight
me on something. Not aggressively, but a playful argument is a must
if Date 2 is going to happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? Ask me after lunch on a Friday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like what you see, smell good, and will instantly find
reasons to make fun of me to my face. Seriously, my biggest
turn-off is BO and my biggest turn-on is someone that can keep up
with me enough to call me out on all my shit.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.