Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I approve of myself and possibly you, depending on how many R.
Kelly lyrics you've committed to memory.
Writer by day, standup comic by night.
I believe in bigfoot, my favorite rappers are professional
wrestlers and I once had a strong emotional bond with a sea monkey.
And unlike my esteemed colleagues on this site, I have never owned
a single brimmed hat.
I failed the Myers-Briggs test.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Career trajectory is as follows: Dating blogger --> Political
canvasser --> Alaskan fishing guide --> Movie theater manager
--> Full-time writer. So really I'm not completely sure.
I’m really good at
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Deterring apex predators. Making people laugh in basements. Saying
what kind of birds those are even though nobody asked.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes the color of dolphin tears (of joy).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jack London, John Steinbeck, Thomas Mann, Emile Zola, James
Baldwin, Slavoj Zizek, everything Werner Herzog has ever done, Step
Brothers, Peep Show, Rammstein, Laibach, The Crystal Method, The
Prodigy, Morrissey against my better judgment, fruit and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Magic everywhere in this bitch
Angry internet people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why women are all like, "Nee nee nee nee!" And guys are all like,
"Hurr durr hurr hurr durr!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You can identify jokes in the wild.
You can cure my hilariously overblown fear of sharks.
You've never written the string "bahahahaha..."
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