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MattGardens

27 San Diego, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I've had weirder jobs than almost anyone I know.

I approve of my own state of consciousness and possibly yours, depending on how many R. Kelly lyrics you've committed to memory.

I like people who keep most of the dirt out from under the rug. People who can use the word "freedom" without rolling their eyes. Those who are honest witnesses to human nature, whose better angels seek to destroy their ego, and who find the world spoiled by envy.

I am a monogamy skeptic but not a monogamy denier. I'm not "polyamorous" because I hate renaissance fairs but I also think the traditional model of dating is incomplete and caters to our worst delusions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying Deepak Chopra so that I can destroy him one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deterring apex predators. Embarking on unusual projects and seeing the ones that matter through to completion. Writing funny things for the internet. Knowing the differences between different kinds of ducks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes the color of dolphin tears (of joy).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jack London, John Steinbeck, Thomas Mann, Emile Zola, James Baldwin, Slavoj Zizek, everything Werner Herzog has ever done, Step Brothers, Peep Show, Rammstein, Laibach, The Crystal Method, The Prodigy, Morrissey against my better judgment, fruit and vegetables.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Magic everywhere in this bitch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why women are all like, "Nee nee nee nee!" And guys are all like, "Hurr durr hurr hurr durr!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Clubz
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Keanu Reeves is gay.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can identify jokes in the wild.

You've never written the string "bahahahaha..."

If you ignore the homeless as a rule and not an exception, I'm not interested in knowing you. Not bluffing.