I have an encyclopedic knowledge of a bunch of stuff you don't care about, like Juggalos, Neue Deutsche Härte music, birds, mushrooms, Starcraft metaphors for personal and business development, reasons why the word "hipster" is annoying, bigfoot evidence, dog facts, fly-fishing, tea, bear biology and psycho-sexual themes in the movie Alien. I also admire religion from a distance and hate burlesque. Those two points are unrelated.
If you ignore homeless people as a rule and not an exception, I'm not interested in knowing you. Not bluffing.
I only kiss when I mean it.