I'm a standup comic and communicate mostly through humor, because I can. Thankfully, I (usually) know when to stop slipping on banana peels.
I believe in bigfoot, my favorite rappers are professional wrestlers and I once had a strong emotional bond with a sea monkey. And unlike my esteemed colleagues on this site, I have never owned a single brimmed hat. So if you want me to tip one in your direction, you must supply your own.
If you ignore the homeless as a rule and not an exception, I'm not interested in knowing you. Not bluffing.
I failed the Myers-Briggs test.