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26 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I've done a lot of stuff and made unusual choices, and tend to click with people who have goals and accomplish at least some of them. Precocious and ambitious. If you can make me laugh, have tried to do something really difficult even if you didn't succeed, or go out of your way to help people, we will get along.

If you rely on your looks to compensate for a bad personality, don't rely on my patience. And if you're looking for someone to take you shopping, try calling your dad.

If you ignore the homeless as a rule and not an exception, I'm not interested in knowing you. Not bluffing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying Deepak Chopra so that I can destroy him one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deterring apex predators.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes the color of dolphin tears (of joy).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jack London, John Steinbeck, Thomas Mann, Emile Zola, James Baldwin, Slavoj Zizek, everything Werner Herzog has ever done, Step Brothers, Peep Show, Rammstein, Laibach, The Crystal Method, The Prodigy, Morrissey against my better judgment, fruit and vegetables.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Magic everywhere in this bitch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why women are all like, "Nee nee nee nee!" And guys are all like, "Hurr durr hurr hurr durr!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my fraaaaaaaaands!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Keanu Reeves is gay.
You should message me if
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Your clothes aren't trying to convince me that you're Tom Waits / a necromancer.

You can identify jokes in the wild.

You've never written the string "bahahahaha..."