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23 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 15
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Has cats
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Musician, professionally amateur comedian. Writing and gigging. Good old fashioned Twerk King with a sense of humor about everything. Love movies, music, "art". Going on adventures around the city, painting tasteful baby portraits, being a badass. The usual.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing songs and playing them. Or acting. Haven't completely decided which I want to do yet. I'll be trying to do both

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh, serenading, smoldering.

The first things people usually notice about me
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I always used get that I looked like I was up to no good. Now people just know me for my sparkling wit and my homemade fair trade cider

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: John Green, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Fitzgerald, Hemingway

Flicks: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Back to the Future, Anchorman, Moonrise Kingdom, Garden State, Dodgeball, Apocalypse Now, Zoolander, I <3 Huckabees, Scott Pilgrim, Pulp Fiction, Inception, The Dark Knight, Almost Famous, The Royal Tenenbaums. If it doesn't suck, I'll watch it. If it sucks so much that it's funny, even better.

Music: Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead. Bon Iver, Modest Mouse, Do Make Say Think, Volcano Choir, Jack White, Animal Collective, Washed Out, Ben Folds, Wilco, The Beatles, Bright Eyes, Billy Joel, Kanye, Macklemore, Coldplay, Counting Crows, San Fermin, LCD Sound system, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Fleet Foxes, Head and the Heart, Frank Ocean, Grizzly Bear, Jeff Buckley, John Mayer, St. Vincent, the Cudder, Kings of Leon, John Legend, The Shins, Dirty Projectors, Vampire Weekend, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead.

Aand I've decided to pile on some shows that I occasionally am addicted to:

Louie is the best show on tv. Parks & Rec, Game of Thrones, Comedy Bang Bang, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, The Newsroom, 30 Rock, Community, Portlandia, LOST (until it fucking sucked. And then it fucking sucked.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix, my cat, bourbon, food, water, shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Awesome shit and things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Elevators are terrifying.
You should message me if
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You don't hate having a good time