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MattIsGlad86

28 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Upstate New York, born and bred. Raised on Woody Allen, Prog Rock and Chinese take-out. Not a fan of being idle. Big fan of learning. Even bigger fan of laughing.

I recently got a big, Death Can For Cutie inspired tattoo on my right arm. It's just as emo as it sounds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Job: Communications for a not-for-profit, private college.

After: I freelance with a couple of indie theatre companies doing Social Media, Marketing and Web Editing.

After After: New York City.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Going hard on friend's birthdays
- Playing devil's advocate
- Sewing
- Being boisterous
- Getting a drink at a crowded bar
- Breakfast
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big laugh and an even bigger propensity for using it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Signal and The Noise, Death With Interruptions, Little Bee, A Clockwork Orange, Angels & Demons (so sue me.), and Mere Anarchy. Currently reading Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk and I highly recommend it.

Plays: Exit The King, Pillowman, Tooth of Crime, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Birthday Party, Skin of Our Teeth, etc.

Music: Top 3: Wilco, Death Cab For Cutie, Radiohead. Most recently: HAIM, Samantha Crain, Danny Brown, Local Natives, CHVRCHES, Sleigh Bells, Vampire Weekend, The National, Thoa and The Get Down Stay Downs, Kendrick Lamar, Savages, Japandroids, Kanye, Mikal Cronin. I also just got by record player up and running again so lots of classics that I haven't listened to in a while.

Movies: Top 3: Annie Hall, The Big Lebowski, The Fall. Most Recently: Her might be creeping towards the top 3.

Shows: HOUSE OF CARDS, THE NEWSROOM, Pushing Dasies, Lost, Monty Python, Parks & Rec, Archer, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Mad Men, you get the idea.

Food: Favorite thing I've ever eaten is the Sriracha Parmesan Corn on the Cob from Queens Comfort in Astoria.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Hot Sauce
- My Glasses
- Public Transportation
- Bourbon
- The New York Times
- An outlet (expressive OR electronic)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my life would be like if it were a silent movie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a cocktail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nobody Knows by The Tony Rich Project is one of my favorite songs of all time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go for a bike ride and/or you curse like a sailor.