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MattJaeger

27 M Northampton, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I spend a lot of time laying in bed and complaining.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, working to pay the bills. Hanging out. Reading lots and lots of comic books.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry sarcastic humor, how grey I'm getting, and I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Black Summer, Star Wars novels, Our Story of Atlantis, The Mind Control Method, Transmetropolitan.

Movies: Aliens, Terminator, Operation Takedown, Limitless, In Time. Mostly scifi.

Shows: The Norm Show. Alphas, Heroes, Sarah Conner Chronicles, Lost, George Carlin Show, Orphan Black, Agents of Shield.

Music: Toxic Holocaust, municipal waste, annihilation time, Johnny Cash, motley crue.

Food: I'll eat anything just about. I'm not that picky.
The six things I could never do without
1. Comic books
2. Relaxing with friends.
7. Diablo 3
5. settlers of catan
8. cigarettes
6. A good movie or show to watch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. It's a little bit of a pain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Here or there. Generally somewhere. Maybe out playing darts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What do you wanna know what i eat for breakfast?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating