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MattPenn

27 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In 5th grade, I was so sarcastic that my teacher made me memorize the definition. I recognize that Taco Bell is a necessary evil in my life. I got all the way through high school with one pair of pants. My middle name is Phoenix. I have the uncanny ability to plug in USB cables correctly the first time. Luck is one of my many skills. I can spell most words without looking them up first. Except “connoisseur”, that’s a tricky fucker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it the way I think it should be lived
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not giving a shit about things that don't matter. Also giving a shit about things that do matter
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a dork and you probably can't handle me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: The Beatles, Nujabes, Brand New, Daft Punk, The Mars Volta, Queens of the Stone Age, Tool, Coldplay, As Tall As Lions, Muse, Cake, The Protomen, Thrice, Arctic Monkeys, The Last Shadow Puppets, Queen, Radiohead, Tenacious D, Bonobo, Emancipator, Nomak

Books: To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Of Mice and Men, The Divine Comedy, The Book Thief, The Monkey & The Monk, Y: The Last Man, The Watchmen, The Road.

Movies: Her, Black Swan, Adaptation, Oldboy, American Psycho, Crash, Top Gun, A Beautiful Mind, Donnie Darko, Life is Beautiful, Seven, Ocean's Eleven, The Shawshank Redemption, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, Memento, The Nines, Up In The Air, Burn After Reading, The Wrestler, Cool Hand Luke, Chaos Theory, L.A. Confidential, Cinderella Man, The Prestige, Ironman, 13 Tzameti, Waking Life, The Terminal, Zombieland

Also, I hate the Lannisters
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
The other side of the pillow
Exercise
Distractions
Homeostasis
I don't know, fingers probably?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many times people questioned the honesty of Shakira's hips before she wrote a song about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever the world needs me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a dream where Tom Cruise was holding the meaning of life in his hand but then he crushed it in front of me because I wasn't ready to learn
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with this happening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n_sB6Yn2vM
You like sports
You're into fitness
You're a world champion at anything
You're a weirdo at heart
Puns. If you like puns (also dad jokes)
Basically, if you will watch Battlestar Galactica with me

DON'T message me if:
You like soggy cereal
You like your fruit soft and mushy
Elaine is your favorite character from Seinfeld

I'm also really into short hair and/or red hair. So yea those are a plus.