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MattPenn

27 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
In 5th grade, I was so sarcastic that my teacher made me memorize the definition. I recognize that Taco Bell is a necessary evil in my life. I got all the way through high school with one pair of pants. My middle name is Phoenix. I have the uncanny ability to plug in USB cables correctly the first time. Luck is one of my many skills. I can spell most words without looking them up first. Except “connoisseur”, that’s a tricky fucker.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it the way I think it should be lived
I’m really good at
Not giving a shit about things that don't matter. Also giving a shit about things that do matter
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm an ideal specimen of man. No, nobody thinks that. You caught me. I'm a dork and you probably can't handle me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Beatles, Nujabes, Brand New, Daft Punk, The Mars Volta, Queens of the Stone Age, Tool, Coldplay, As Tall As Lions, Muse, Cake, The Protomen, Thrice, Arctic Monkeys, The Last Shadow Puppets, Queen, Radiohead, Tenacious D, Bonobo, Emancipator, Nomak

Books: To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Of Mice and Men, The Divine Comedy, The Book Thief, The Monkey & The Monk, Y: The Last Man, The Watchmen, The Road.

Movies: Her, Black Swan, Oldboy, American Psycho, Crash, Top Gun, A Beautiful Mind, Donnie Darko, Life is Beautiful, Seven, Ocean's Eleven, The Shawshank Redemption, 12 Monkeys, The Big Lebowski, Memento, The Nines, Up In The Air, Burn After Reading, The Wrestler, Cool Hand Luke, Chaos Theory, L.A. Confidential, Cinderella Man, The Prestige, Ironman, 13 Tzameti, Waking Life, The Terminal, Zombieland

Also, I hate the Lannisters
The six things I could never do without
The internet
The other side of the pillow
Exercise
Distractions
Homeostasis
I don't know, fingers probably?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many times people questioned the honesty of Shakira's hips before she wrote a song about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever the world needs me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a dream where Tom Cruise was holding the meaning of life in his hand, but then he crushed it in front of me because I wasn't ready to learn
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm really into girls with short hair and/or red hair. So yea those are a plus. But also message me if:

You want to make mistakes together.
You are a tom boy.
You like sports.
You're Carol/Cheryl from Archer.
You're a world champion at anything.
You're a weirdo at heart.

Basically, if you will watch Battlestar Galactica with me