A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

I was passing through a town by the name of Milwaukee when I met a young lad named Arthur Fonzarelli. He was a small scrappy kid, but I could see he had potential. I took him under my wing and taught him about life and such. When I decided it was time to move on, I left him with my most prized possession, my leather jacket.
I never went back to Milwaukee, but I heard he did alright for himself.

Well now that we have that outta the way... To start, I was born in the year 1989 and I was given the name Matthew, but most call me Matt or Matty but it's whatever.

I don't like wearing pants.

I can flip over a Volkswagen Beetle with my tongue.

I spent a year in Iraq training the Iraqi Police and S.W.A.T. Team as well as the Iraqi Army.

When I was 15 years old, I bench pressed a Honda Civic.

I'm also an Ordained Minister with a Doctorate of Divinity, which makes my "official" title, Rev. Matthew Smith D.D.

I tend to march to the beat of my own drum.

...Oh, and did I mention I'm awesome?

Exactly what I want to be doing with it.

Honestly? Everything.
I spend the majority of my free time learning new things, taking various classes, and getting random certifications.

My devilish good looks... just kidding.
But seriously, probably my tattoos.
I've also been told I have nice eyes so I guess I have that going for me.

Books - Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, or just anything good in general.

Movies - Too many to list. I mean if you name it, I probably like it or own it. Except the Twilight movies, I've never seen the movies or read the books and I don't ever plan on it.

Shows - Whatever I feel like watching on Netflix.

Music - Lupe Fiasco, Kendrick Lamar, Mac Miller, B.o.B, Machine Gun Kelly, Macklemore, Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Twenty One Pilots, Train, Jay-Z, Tupac, Sublime, The Dirty Heads. Just to name a few.

Food - The only food I don't like is lima beans.

In no particular order,
Music
Family
Toothbrush
Friends
My "lucky" coin
and...
Toothpaste for the aforementioned toothbrush

The most random assortment of shit you could possibly imagine.

Working. Definitely working.

I've never really been candid about any part of my life so ask me whatever you want and I'll more than likely be willing to answer it.

*Unless it's something like, "did you kill anyone while you were deployed?" I hate that shit.

Oh, here's a fun fact... I've never been in love. I thought I was once but upon further reflection after the relationship had ended, I realized I didn't really love her.

I guess just message me if you want to.
Or if you need a new best friend, I'm currently in the market for one of those since my last best friend got a boyfriend, so now she isn't allowed to be my friend anymore. Man, guys are dicks.

Oh, and if you can tell me when the Narwhal bacon's, that's a plus.

Also, I'm an ISTP if that means anything to you.