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Matt_NG

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A biped, ungrateful.
Cunning and lanky, cool but crude.
Down with Satan.
I don't say much. Oh, well.

I didn't know that I was supposed to be clever with my username, and now they won't let me change it.
What I’m doing with my life
Who are you, my parents?
I’m really good at
Cracking wise and tripping over uneven pavement. Teaching kids to smoke. Making light from the vigorous rubbing together of two darknesses. Drunken Quickmatch. I can touch my right elbow to my left shoulder behind my head, which comes in handy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Faulkner, Camus, Dostoevsky, Borges, Celine, Nabokov, Nin, Miller, Calvino, Didion, Pynchon, David Foster Wallace, Djuna Barnes, Derrick Brown, Buddy Wakefield.

Henry Fool, Barton Fink, Synechdoche, Seven Beauties, Apocalypse Now, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Down By Law, Blue Velvet, Betty Blue, Fletch.

Venture Bros.

Tom Waits, The Mountain Goats, Ezra Furman and the Harpoons, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Amanda Palmer, Minor Threat, The Legendary Marvin Pontiac, Nina Simone, Susan B. Symphony.

Grilled Cheese and a Bloody Mary, please. I'm a real foodie.
The six things I could never do without
Fiscal responsibility, charisma, a sense of direction, technological savvy, social grace, and the ability to concentrate on whatever I'm doing without being distracted by like clouds or whatever. And yet I do, every gosh darn day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sneakuhz, snark, sex, death and solipsism.

When will Con-Ed finally shut off my power?

Are these sunglasses opaque enough to allow for discreet subway ogling?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something irrevocable.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
the internet tells you to.

Or if you taste like an ashtray.

Or if we have a high enemy percentage. Contempt is a fine catalyst for romance.