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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A biped, ungrateful.
Cunning and lanky, cool but crude.
Gay for Satan.
I don't say much. Oh, well.

I didn't know that I was supposed to be clever with my username, and now they won't let me change it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who are you, my parents?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cracking wise and tripping over uneven pavement. Teaching kids to smoke. Making light from the vigorous rubbing together of two darknesses. Drunken Quickmatch. I can touch my right elbow to my left shoulder behind my head, which comes in handy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't have any tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Faulkner, Camus, Dostoevsky, Borges, Celine, Nabokov, Nin, Miller, Calvino, Didion, Pynchon, Lydia Davis, David Foster Wallace, Djuna Barnes, Derrick Brown, Buddy Wakefield.

Henry Fool, Barton Fink, Synechdoche, Seven Beauties, Apocalypse Now, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Down By Law, Blue Velvet, Betty Blue, Fletch.

Venture Bros.

Tom Waits, The Mountain Goats, Ezra Furman, Screaming Females, Amanda Palmer, Minor Threat, The Legendary Marvin Pontiac, Nina Simone, Susan B. Symphony.

Grilled Cheese and a Bloody Mary, please. I'm a real foodie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fiscal responsibility, charisma, a sense of direction, technological savvy, social grace, and the ability to concentrate on whatever I'm doing without being distracted by like clouds or whatever. And yet I do, every gosh darn day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sneakuhz, snark, sex, death and solipsism.

When will Con-Ed finally shut off my power?

Are these sunglasses opaque enough to allow for discreet subway ogling?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
tending toward entropy, like everything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm catfishing.
You should message me if
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the internet tells you to.

Or if you taste like an ashtray.

Or if we have a high enemy percentage. Contempt is a fine catalyst for romance.