Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A biped, ungrateful.
Cunning and lanky, cool but crude.
Gay for Satan.
I don't say much. Oh, well.
Ain't looking for nothing serious.
Myers-Briggs = QWZXDDFGD and my zodiac sign is Psoriasis and I was
born in The Year of the Langolier.
I didn't know that I was supposed to be clever with my username,
and now they won't let me change it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Cracking wise and tripping over uneven pavement. Teaching kids to
smoke. Making light from the vigorous rubbing together of two
darknesses. Drunken Quickmatch. I can touch my right elbow to my
left shoulder behind my head, which comes in handy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't have any tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now let's say Donna Tartt, Fletch, Louie, The Mountain Goats,
and grilled cheese. I'm a foodie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fiscal responsibility, charisma, a sense of direction,
technological savvy, social grace, and the ability to concentrate
on whatever I'm doing without being distracted by like clouds or
whatever. And yet I do, every gosh darn day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sneakuhz, snark, sex, death and solipsism.
When will Con-Ed finally shut off my power?
Are these sunglasses opaque enough to allow for discreet subway
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
tending toward entropy, like everything else.
You should message me if
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the internet tells you to.
Or if you taste like an ashtray.
Or if we have a high enemy percentage. Contempt is a fine catalyst
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