In my younger and more vulnerable years, I skipped a lot of classes to read Chomsky, write for the student newspaper, organizing demos and fomenting revolt. Then reality kicked in, and me out of school, so I started working and paying taxes. I transitionned from anarchist to libertarian, and science is my only religion, which is why I'm a Pastafarian.

I work business hours as an "IT guy" in a two-people operation, I'm in the middle of bachelors in computer sciences at Concordia (after a 12 years pause from academia) and I'm thinking of minoring in linguistics. I'm completely fluent in French and English, and I look down on people who can't write good. Last summer I volunteered most of my week-end as a First Responder or security on various cultural events. I'm a Montrealer born and raised, but every year the call of the countryside become harder to ignore (well, in the summer at least).

I get my daily news from The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, the BBC, PRI and Democracy Now. I'm cynical about the state of the world but positive and trusting with people I meet.

Enjoying the warm weather (not so much these days). Drinking lots of water and juices. Taking care of business. Watching Autralian TV. Cuddling in bed. Looking for excentric people online. Volunteering for everything. Taking classes and improving myself.

Rewriting parts of my profile after OkCupid mysteriously fails to save them.
Active listening and conflict resolution.
Following standards and procedures.
Cleaning and organizing other people's homes and offices.
Performance bondage.
Summarizing and synthetizing.
Sleeping in noisy environments.
Flirting with the LGBT crowd.

I wear military gear all the time. Not just the trendy fatigues, the whole camo thing, or business suit-like service uniforms, even dress or evening dress unifoms on occasion. Also, the leather cowboy hat and gloves. That's... noticeable.

Books) Les liaisons dangereuses, The Art of War, SAS Survival Handbook, Starship Troopers, 1984, L'histoire d'O... I don't read that much fiction, but lately I've been listenting to Asimov, PKDick and ACClark on tape in the metro.

Movies) Blade Runner, Memento, Fahrenheit 451, Carlito's Way, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Horloge Biologique, Borat, Taxi Driver, Logan's Run, Soylent Green, 2001, Full Metal Jacket, Dr Strangelove, The Corporation, Control Room, The Usual Suspects, THX 1138, Trainspotting, Wargames, Requiem for a Dream, Pump up the Volume, Run Lola Run, Clerks, Chasing Amy, The Cube, Alien, Wag the Dog, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Reservoir Dogs, Grosse Pointe Blank, High Fidelity, Killing Zoe, Four Rooms, Black Hawk Down

Music) Trance, Classical, Pop 80's. Also a lot of cheesy 90's dance, the "Future Trance" compilations and instrumental music in general... I don't care much for lyrics.

Food) Mexican and Italian. I often snack on good bread dipped in olive oil and parmesan. Chocolate makes me happy. Baton Rouge baby back ribs. HUGE eggs-potatoes-bacon-fruits-pancakes plates on Saturday mornings.

Special bonus: TV Shows) House, The Daily Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Colbert Report, Law and Order (all of them), Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, Spooks, Real Time, South Park... And the defunct ones: Battlestar Galactica, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Oz, Futurama.

My cat Miko
A driver's license
Chocolate (Nutella is an acceptable substitute)
Hot water showers (indoor plumbing is so under-appreciated!)
Kinky, outrageously creative sex
MILSPEC gear

I'm a doer, not a thinker. I'm concerned with the How, I let others worry about the Why. When I take a pause, my mind wanders on topics such as:

- US and international politics
- the freedom of submission and the responsibility of domination and being a service top
- how could I make everyone's life a little bit better today
- what am I gonna eat

Well, _typically_ I'd be commuting back from a space station, receiving a Nobel prize, keeping watch on people frolicking in a pool of lube, leading a peasant uprising and/or saving the world from the Andromeda Strain. But sometimes I just do laundry.

I'm not nearly as much into music and concerts as the vast majority of the people here seem to be. Also, I'm not a strong believer in monogamy and I'm usually busy at 4:20.

you're non-religious, cheerful and bilingual to some extent, got both your feet on the ground, enjoys being ravished, like to be challenged and don't take life too seriously.

I would add open-minded, but that's almost as vague and as bad a cliche as "someone who can make me laugh".