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Mattamachu

29 M Ridgeland, MS

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I was born in California, spent some time growing up in Ohio and ended up back in California, anyways after a fascination with Environmental Policy and Regulation I got a job at a environmental government lobbyist firm. After doing that I felt I needed a change of scenery so I decided to join my brother in New Orleans. I didn't want to go back in the office so he got me a job in the restaurant profession and now work as a wine director or a Sommelier if you want to be fancy.

My job requires me to work restaurant hours and I do spend a really large amount of time at work.

So my quiet time is fairly precious to me. Going out is fine, but a nice evening at home is really nice.

I like to make fun of people, and I can be very, very mean when it comes to it. It is absolutely nothing personal and I don't mean any of it.

Also I am a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to manners.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a profession that I enjoy very much, and that makes me happy.
I’m really good at
Eloquently wasting time and being very very very inappropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
My general "cheery" disposition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pretty much have my kindle with me at all times. I'll just give you what is on my bed side stand: Côte D'Or by Clive Coates, The World Without Us, The Forked Tongue by Flagg, Amy Vanderbilt's Complete Book of Etiquette (1952 Edition) and Dante's Inferno.

I love movies, some of my favorite: all that heavens allows, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, short circuit, kids, lock stock and two smoking barrels, all of Kevin Smiths movies, edward scissorhands, requiem for a dream, pi, gremlins, critters, 300, 12 monkeys, 8mm, kidulthood, bad santa, good will hunting, desperado, leprechaun, warlock, dirty work, donnie darko, four rooms, high fidelity, ghostbusters, children of the corn, airplane, juno, fear and loathing, happy gilmore, love and a .45, mozart and the whale, mr. brooks, office space, pink flamingos, fargo, coming to america, resident evil, spaceballs, the fountain, the goonies, waynes world, lord of war, mr. brooks, my cousin vinny, monty python's, se7en, stranger than fiction, demon knight, the number 23, zombieland, idiocracy, interview with a vampire, garden state, tropic thunder, demolition man, very bad things, swingers, nightmare before christmas, amelie, Secretary (personal favorite,) and so many more

As far as music goes I listen to most anything. I do have my guilty pleasure like mid 90's alternative (don't judge)

My favorite show's: House of Cards, MST3K, My Name Is Earl, The Tudors, Scrubs, Eastbound and Down, Numbers, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Weeds, Swamp People, Wonderfalls, Misfits, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Shameless, Workaholics, Duckman

I enjoy most everything when it comes to food. I do eat very healthy and avoid processed anything when I can.
The six things I could never do without
Rope
Suits
Wine
Books
Duck
Stationary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The mathematical complexities of reoccurring data sets predicated upon high dimensional data fields.
Also I am worried one day I will be getting a drink from a water fountain and someone will come up behind me and slam my head down.

And kink.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Want to get to know me better.

If you do not mind the hours that I work, which sometimes, not always, can be six days a week, long days, evening and weekend hours.