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Mattastic33

22 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
English speaker, French speaker, daydreamer, math major, sometimes-programmer, world traveller, wine drinker, beer drinker, straight with a twist of gay, eligible, not too stupid, intelligible, cute as Cupid, knowledgeable but not always right, salvageable and free for the night.
What I’m doing with my life
New jorb. Tryin' to find some amis (friends) and possibly un copain/une copine (bf/gf). Interested?
The first things people usually notice about me
my dashing good looks. Actually, most people who first meet me seem to notice that I have a distinctive way of talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ficciones by Jorge Luis Borges, Todos os Nomos by José Saramago, La Ronde et Autres Faits Divers by JMG Le Clézio, Bleak House by Dickens, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë.

Movies: Amadeus, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, It's A Wonderful Life, A History of Violence, Dr. Strangelove, Fargo.

Music: I'm not lying when I say I'm up for just about anything. I'm a big fan of all kinds of classical music, but I also like 60's classic rock, a lot of pop from the 70's and 80's, and even Medieval Music in Middle English or French.

Food: When I was in Paris I kept a food blog -- new restaurant / food item every day. As you can imagine I've grown to be somewhat picky. Fast food? Depends on what I'm getting. Restaurant? Hard to pick just one. If it's a hipster-ish place that serves craft beer I'll probably give it five stars on Yelp. Four if the service sucks.

Coffee: Turkish. Or really good, really dark drip. I am a coffee snob.
The six things I could never do without
1. Good music
2. Good food
3. My mind
4. Solitude
5. The support of my family
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh, you know ... enemas. ENIGMAS. I GET THOSE TWO CONFUSED, I SWEAR.
On a typical Friday night I am
tryin' craft beer, playin' an obscure card game, abbreviatin' my words.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
u wanna talk to me? lol.

^ Only jesting. If ... you are a cute guy/girl with a broad vocabulary and a fine sense of humor.

I'm looking for both friendships and relationships. But please be a good, straightforward person -- no more flakes and game-players for me.