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Mattastrophic

30 M Irvine, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Right now just browsing possible new friends. Have girlfriend, won't cheat. But would be happy to goof around (in a platonic way) with you. :) I'd also be interested in having a pen pal.

I like to rant. I also hate Clubs. Club sandwiches and club sodas are ok. But clubs? No. No one really likes clubs. Everyone pretends to like Clubs because everyone else is pretending to like Clubs.

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

I also reddit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Building a fort out of statistics textbooks, bottles of beer and IBC, blankets and pillows.

Let's build a fort!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making the Dr. Zoidberg fleeing sound (WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB), tapping my cheeks to play songs, math, Argentine Tango (I suck at any other kind of dancing right now, though), whistling, biking, ping pong, poker, chess, trivial pursuit, and telling someone that he/she's full of shit in a diplomatic way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not embarrassed easily.

Oh! My voice is deep and villainous. Especially my laugh; I scare children when I laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I always have trouble listing favorites because they change with my mood. I'll fill this out more when I've given it more thought.

Television: The Venture Brothers is absolutely amazing. Seriously, if you've seen it and didn't think so, you don't have a soul (which is ok, because no one really does. We're all meat! Delicious, delicious meat!).

Books: Foundation, The Puppet Masters, The Afghan Campaign, World War Z, The Art of Seduction, THGTTG

Movies: The Life of Brian, Casablanca, Zombieland, BASEketball, The Big Lebowski, Dirty Work

Music: Sweet Child of Mine, Mr Brownstone, Bach Cello Suites #1 Prelude, Knights of Cydonia, Bloody Tears, I'm Yours, Geek in the Pink, Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Version), Furious Angels, Sympathy for the Devil, Don't You (Forget About Me), Beds are Burning, Come Sail Away, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Interstate Love Song, Plush, Where Is My Mind, The Rainbow Connection, Freebird, The Ballad of Curtis Lowe, Slither, The Last Fight, Ballroom Blitz, No Rain,...

Foods: Anything interesting! I'll try most anything once. Right now, yogurt is a huge staple of my diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, laughter, sarcasm, daily hot showers, yogurt, and tango.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what sort of meaning I can find in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing Calvinball.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was in kindergarten I framed my arch-nemesis for spilling sand from the sandbox on the floor! Take that, Robby from kindergarten. Who's laughing now?
You should message me if
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you love The Venture Brothers.

Seriously, if that show appeals to your sense of humor, we could be great pals.

Also, if you want someone to come do something totally new with you, or if you're looking for a pen pal :D