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Always wear a Metal Coat!
Hello, I'm Matthew, or Mattchew, or Matty, or just plain Matt. I'm
a ga(y)mer, lots of PC and Nintendo stuffs. Duck Tales is the
I try to be easygoing, it's cool when other people are too. As long
as they take SOME things seriously, I guess! I'm kind of a quirky
character. Usually I think it's beneficial, but I probably weird
some of the more boring types out. I guess it's a good way to
screen people or something!
I have ferrets and I love them, they're so damn cute (though mildly
destructive if left to their own devices)!
Kay that's all for now :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. What a silly question.
I’m really good at
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Super Smash Brothers! I also make spicy food and it's usually
delicious (in my so-esteemed opinion). It's amazing the things
cayenne pepper does for food.Oh! And charming old ladies. I guess
because I find them charming, too!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd say the face I have on my head, it's kind of just there and
stuff. Sometimes I like to think they notice my mouth-words as
well, because that's the way I usually communicate with
I love people, but I can be sort of shy in a one-on-one setting
with someone new and nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS!: Fiction is my favorite, and of that: historical fiction,
fantasy, and sci-fi. I do like nonfiction if it's a history book.
I'm a huge history geek.
V for Vendetta. I like apocalyptic stuff, and zombies. And horror!
It's the best to cuddle up to someone during a scary horror flick.
Miyazaki films (Spirited Away, Ponyo, Princess Mononoke, so on and
sooo forth) are my milk and honey.
Music, I like it, but whatever. I don't really have particular
tastes, I just like what I like, bits and pieces from here and
there. I'm one of those nasty cherry-pickers. I DO have a weird
thing for waltzes, though, regardless of style. 3/4 time is just
Sci fi is my favorite kinda TV (Battlestar Galactica and alll the
star treks are my personal faves), but I also like animated comedy,
like Family Guy or Futurama. Stupid stuff but it is what it
I'll eat pretty much whatever's put in front of me, but spicy food
is my favorite, regardless of culture. SOUP soup soup. My favorite
vegetable is the majestic and graceful Artichoke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ferrets! More like carpet-sharks. They are fuzzy little savages,
but I adore them.
My Baroness, she's my bestest friend, AND a scientist (for
My family (well, a very select few of them, at any rate)!
MY VIDJA GAMES! Gimme your Steam info!
My gin, on the eighth day God created juniper berries, after
Aaand... My dreams, as well as my nightmares.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As we sit by the pool and dream of staaars and the future, we will
sing, we will sing this happy walrus song! ...I prefer not to dwell
on most things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My god, doing something FUN, I'd hope!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like any sports (okay I like fencing, but that's weird and
obscure). That's kind of a big thing, because lots of people are
obsessed with them.
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