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37 San Francisco, CA Man


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  • Ages 30–40
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Rather not say
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I wasnt raised by wolves, I raise them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out how to become a super villain...

Modern zodiac sign: ISTP

I am sub-liminal, liminal, and super-liminal!

So, I don't live in SF... yet. Right now I live in Olympia, Washington. In the past 10 years ive had atleast 12 addresses, 2 in SF, which was by far my favorite. I moved away in April 2011 and have been trying(unsuccessfully) to get back ever since. Now, I'm stuck here for another 296 days (as of Sept 7, 2014), until then, I'll be there visiting as often as possible. Its been a long time since ive been allowed to have a life of my own. I really don't fit in here (Olympia)... at all. So, I'd rather meet people who are going be a part of my shiny new life.... even if its still on lay-away.

I work very hard, and ridiculous hours... i also hate my job... yes, the situation is complicated.

I used to know alot of interesting, complex, and very unpredictable (in all the right ways) people... now I work entirely too much surrounded by a bunch of uptight, competitive, medical assholes. I spend my (precious little) free time with my (awesome) dogs. It can be hard to make friends when you dont get enough sleep.... Its actually hard to do anything.

If i had the time, id take over the world.... or destroy it. (id also sleep more).

My ultimate goal is to become a synthesis of my 3 role models: Randall from Clerks, The Professor from Futurama, and Sterling Archer. I think Im making great progress to that end. So, good news everyone.

Ive had coffee and cherry pie at the Double R Diner.

Warning: I may require re-socialization.
I’m really good at
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Saying the wrong thing at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ideally, they dont notice me at all.... (I wear a lot of black... like a ninja... or a waiter)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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classic sci-fi : Herbert (if you cant recite the litany against fear on cue, we might have problems), Zelazeny, Asimov, Heinlein, Vonegut, Frankowsky.... and, slightly embarassed to admit, the Anita Blake series by Laurell K hamilton... so addictive. The Ice and Fire series by George RR Martin has basically ruined all other fantasy for me, but the 1st law series by Joe Ambercrombie is making me reconsider my previous statement.

Movies: Evil dead ( I'll swallow your soul), Legend (NOT "I AM"), Better Off Dead, Memento, The Thing(1980 version), Fallen, Dracula (Gary Oldman), U Turn(see it right now if you haven't!), 300, Jacoub's Ladder, classic italian zombie movies, and i'd watch anything with werewolves and vampires in it.. except that twilight crap.

Music: NIN, Social Distortion, Uberzone, Chemical Brothers, Fluke, Mechanical Moth, KMFDM, Technoir, Genitorturers, Lady Gaga ( i dont know why, but i do), Tool, Pink Floyd(required), old Pearl Jam, Old STP... (I guess its all old at this point), Sublime, Razed in Black, Delirium, Faith No More ( I went to their show in a straight jacket... that idea lacked forethought), Newlydeads, Ramones, Tori Amos, Way Out West, This Mortal Coil.

TV: Breaking Bad, House, Sons of Anarchy, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Home movies (the cartoon?), True Blood, Futurama (the greatest show ever), Spartacus, Workaholics, 30 rock, Rescue Me, Spaced, Archer, Twin Peaks, The Shield, Oz, The Wire.... did I just list every TV show ever? .. I think I did.... I watch too much TV.
The six things I could never do without
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-My Dogs!!!!
-A good book
-Armor Plating
-An Escape Plan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...If i had more money then i could burn in 17 lifetimes, i'd do pretty much the same thing id do if i were broke... take my dogs to the beach, then nerd out in a coffee shop.

.... except, there would be more lasers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working.. and complaining about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i fantasize about leaving medicine altogether and opening a medicine clinic themed coffee shop.

(if you like this idea, and are rich, i'm willing to start tommorrow)
You should message me if
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You own, or are building a Death Ray and/or Weather Control Device.

Some days you think wearing a foil hat isnt as crazy as it sounds.

You kinda have to like dogs... big ones.... that ocasionally look at you like they might want to eat you... but they wont.... probably.

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