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Mattfromvt

39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an international sex symbol who is a huge hit in Hungary. I'm a very important person who demands the respect I deserve or else. I'm well endowed and have expertise in the Karma Sutra. I have a pet monkey named Kent and a cat named Fritz, and NO when Kent abuses Fritz I do NOT spank the monkey. I love to play the harp in the nude in my window so if you see me up there I do take requests (and tips), I just ask that you wait for a break in between songs. Besides that I'm your average social deviant looking for a nice relationship with someone who likes to drink a lot of Vodka and create new recipes for mac and cheese (AND DON'T SAY ADD CHEESE TO MACARONI CUZ IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE KIND OF AN ASS). So in a nutshell I'm sexy, hung, I can cook, I love animals (eating them) and have an extensive midget porn collection that I am willing to trade for cookbooks.
What I’m doing with my life
I guess I'm living out my dream - I'm the chef/owner of my own cafe. It's small and slightly unknown but I love it and so do my regulars. I get to make recipes up, throw parties, play all day and night. It is fun but very tiring.
I’m really good at
Being a wiseass. Ranting at length about any topic you can think of - don't worry, I don't actually need any background knowledge about it. Putting a smile on my friends' faces. Driving people crazy. Running a kitchen. Contemplating the lint in my navel.
The first things people usually notice about me
The flow of traffic, so they can cross the street to avoid me? I don't know. I have really blue eyes. I tend to command attention in a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, history books (especially military history), The Castle.
Movies: Caddy Shack, Super Troopers, Killing Zoe, Fight Club, The Dark Crystal, Time Bandits.
Music: I like most music but have lately been very fond of Euro trash shit and recording of random noises - you know clicks, whistles, and things banging together.
Food: Anything that moves slower then my fork is in serious danger. The far east does have a few thing I prefer not to choose first.
The six things I could never do without
water, air, sleep, sex, curried meat, vodka. Just the really important essentials.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taking over the world. Seriously, I really want to take over the world. I would be a great benevolent dictator.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends which Friday night you're talking about. The civilian one that actually holds the name? That one I try and go home early and get to bed to be refreshed for brunch service but that rarely happens. I usually end up hanging out at my spot, chatting the world up and having a great time hanging out with everyone and cursing my watch for telling me I have less and less time to rest.
Come to think of it that is pretty much what I do when it is 'my' Friday night (Monday usually) except I worry less about brunch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I always wanted to join the circus. No joke, I totally was practicing tricks up until recently.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You enjoy long-winded rants, silliness, and taste-testing my new recipes.