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Matthew-4000

27 M Davison, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Latvian (Fluently), Indonesian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I feel a sense of humor is important, as well as an education. Politically, I view myself as progressive. So according to Fox News I'm a dirty, freedom-hating, racist, commie, socialist, Jewish, nazi, terrorist...who eats babies. But I'm actually a pretty happy, nice, non-baby eater.

I'm very much into writing, art, music and other forms of self-expression. They intrigue me greatly. Sooooo...if you're an artsy type of person, then I'm sure we'll have a lot to talk about and it will be simply splendid! Indeed! Aside from that, I enjoy reading, watching cartoons, pretending to be a ninja, yelling at inanimate objects, taking long walks on the beach, yadda yadda, and so on...

"But Prince Matthew, Lord of Greatness, you seem like the epitome of human achievement! Why are you on here?!" is a question that you are probably thinking. Well, I have a great job, but it fills up a lot of my "people meeting" time.

But don't take my word for my greatness. Let's see what the people are saying:

"Matt is great!" -Abraham Lincoln
"I didn't believe in love at first sight until I first saw Matt." -Tom Cruise
"Matt doesn't need super powers to be my hero." -Batman
What I’m doing with my life
I do standup comedy occasionally and I act as much as I can. I also spend my time breathing oxygen, wrestling pandas, and watching lame documentaries, since I'm a nerd like that.
I’m really good at
Drawing, painting, deep conversations, debating, writing, being awesome and I'm sure that there's probably something else. I'm going to guess...basket weaving?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I smell great. Second thing they notice is that I'm (usually) fully-clothed when out in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hellbound Heart, End of Faith, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, American Psycho, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, Dexter in the Dark, Dexter by Design, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Demon Haunted Word, and a few other nerdy science-type books (I'm into that sort of thing).

Movies: American Psycho, Batman Begins, and a lot more. I don't feel like writing all the movies, but I do like a lot of horror, comedy and documentaries.

Music: Pink Floyd, Ill Nino, The Beatles, Powerman 5000, Cage9, Shiny Toy Guns, Nine Inch Nails, Jeffree Star, Breaking Benjamin, Rammstein, Alice Cooper, Wednesday 13, Megadeth, The Offspring, and finally whomever it was who wrote the original Batman theme song from the '60s TV series, you know "nananananananananananana BATMAN!" A true classic right there.

Food: Burgers, cheese, pizza, kangaroos, Mexican, and Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, a heat source (such as the Sun or any star in the habitable zone), and cute, fuzzy animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing a cape, fighting crime and saving your life. You're welcome...

Also, being lame, reading, working, running, eating cheese, or hanging out with some pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not very good at magic tricks (sorry, world) and I randomly break out into a song and dance number.

Also, I have a serious side. I know! Weird, huh? I think so.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you have something interesting to say. And no, saying "I LIKE UR HAIR!" is not interesting. At all. And also, don't send me messages that just say, "Hey! :)" or "What's up?" That's a horrible conversation starter. If you send me a message saying something of that nature, you should just leave the computer, then stand in the corner and feel bad about yourself. Your mother would be ashamed.

Oh, and also don't send me messages in all caps. It makes me feel like you are mad at me. Then I try to figure out what I did wrong. Then I get sad and write poetry in the dark.