Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Screw that. Let's talk about you. I bet you are tired of all the BS
that goes with this online dating ordeal, and you just want someone
you can hang out with. Play some board games, go for walks. It
shouldn't have to be a Thing. Maybe someone to talk to on the phone
during the commute. It could be that you are just getting out of a
relationship, or a marriage, or maybe you are wondering why all the
men you meet are tools. You are here not because you have trouble
meeting men, but because you are tired of all the clueless schmucks
trying to get your attention and you've started proactively looking
around for yourself.
You love going out, but not every night. Your refrigerator has real
food in it that isn't in take-out boxes. You stay home some but
almost never watch television. You read books. You have a hobby
that lets you be creative.
You don't pigeonhole relationships before they happen, but you know
what you like. You could handle someone to hang out with one or two
nights a week and get to know. Maybe it will be someone who gets
you, who finds you attractive, and just maybe can curl your toes in
bed. But most importantly, someone who will always observe
Wheaton's Law. Always. (If you don't know Wheaton's Law, look it
up. I'll wait)
If you are in an open relationship or have experience with one, I
want to hear your story. I have been living the poly lately, and I
have made some great friends in the Columbus polyamorous community.
I have found "secondary" style relationships with wonderful women
who continue to surprise me and teach me more about myself. I take
all my Relationships very seriously, including the one with you, if
that were to happen.
A little bit more about me:
I have one daughter, 10, who is the true love of my life. You won't
meet her for quite a while but I will talk about her a bit if we
start chatting. I have her 50% of the time, and I don't mix
parenting and dating. I am on good terms with my ex, we cooperate
on parenting with no drama.
I think it's very important to stay active, both mentally and
physically. Some things I like doing in my free time include all
but two of the following things: Traveling, bicycling, hiking,
rollerblading, cooking, conversation, yoga, seeing a live band,
karaoke, dancing, playing boardgames, armed robbery, cow tipping.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try to do things worth taking pictures of and telling great
stories about later. For the past three years or so, I've been
engaged in a sort of perpetual journey of self-discovery and
exploration. I learn the most about myself through other people.
I've had the mid-life realization that our time on Earth is
limited, and I want to make the most of it. Career wise, I have
been at the same company for 16 years now, and I enjoy my job.
Outside of work, I want to live my life and get outside as much as
possible. Sometimes I take day trips around Ohio on weekends.
Hocking hills are a favorite. Or Highbanks. I also enjoy reading a
lot of books, playing boardgames, and enjoying the company of my
Helping my friends achieve their goals whenever possible. Lately,
that has meant helping a lot of them move.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing and designing games, mostly board games and card games. I
prefer euro style games like Settlers, Agricola, or Terra
Home maintenance projects. There's always something.
Deep conversations interspersed with inappropriate jokes.
Cooking. Pad Thai. Vegetarian Tacos. Homemade Macaroni and Cheese.
Let me know how you like your eggs, in case I end up making you
(just kidding-- You're getting pancakes)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bald, sure. Also, a lot of people tell me that I don't look my age.
Or Act it-- I am 43, but I have the emotional maturity of a 32 year
old. But I've also been told that I'm a very old soul.
I have a full-scale, all-over body tattoo of myself, only half an
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I usually skip reading this section, so I won't be offended if we
go on a date and you don't have the least inkling what I wrote
here. But I filled it out anyway. Suffice it to say that if we
connect, I expect us to be more than adequately entertained by each
other without recourse to consuming media.
BOOKS: I read whatever looks interesting at the time. "Why People
Believe Weird Things", by Michael Shermer was pivotal in my life,
and so was, "Return to Life", by Jim Tucker. Guns, Germs and Steel.
Sex at Dawn. Also a mix of self improvement and science fiction
books. The Honor Harrington series by David Weber. I don't believe
in keeping books after I've read them, unless they are in the top
5% of everything I've read.
MOVIES: I enjoy movies, but only a few are good enough to be quoted
later. Here are a few of mine:
The Fifth Element-- "Does anyone else want to negotiate?", the Die
Hards-- "Yipee Kai Yay, motherfucker"
Forrest Gump-- "Life is like a box of chocolates".
Team America World Police-- "America. Fuck Yeah"
TV: Farscape. You just can't beat muppets in space. Anything
produced by Donald P Bellisario. Any show that Gale Force Nine has
made a board game of.
I chose not to subscribe to cable, not because all the shows are
crappy, but because they are so good. I know I'm missing out on
Walking Dead, etc., but I really don't need more stuff to suck up
my time. I also never plugged in the converter box for the same
MUSIC: Where would we be without Pandora? Right now my favorite
Pandora stations are Rush, Green Day, The Pet Shop Boys, Bowling
For Soup, Arcade Fire, Tony Bennett. But I like just about
everything, music-wise. Old standards can sometimes make my neck
hair stand up.
PODCASTS: Savage Love, Radiolab, The Secret Cabal, This American
Life, Penn's Sunday School, Rachel Maddow
FOOD: My favorite is what I cook myself. It's still kind of a new
activity for me, so please share your recipes with me. (Fyi, I'm
vegetarian, but not vegan. Eggs and cheese make me happy)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It is often the simplest things that bring us the most joy.
Inspiration can come from the most unlikely of sources:
1. The window
2. The wall
3. The sweat drop down my balls
4. When all these bitches crawl
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Certain core beliefs that not everyone may share (you don't need to
agree with all this but you must be ok with me believing it)
Life is not even remotely fair, and it never will be. I believe in
luck. Blind, stupid, meaningless, random luck, both good and bad,
is real. Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and vice
versa. True Luck plays a significant role in our destinies, almost
as much as the choices we make. This is no excuse for being lazy,
our lives are still solely our own responsibilities, and we all
need to play the hand we're dealt the best we can. Sometimes it can
be difficult to distinguish between the consequences of our
decisions and just pure luck. Often it is a combination. I have
been immensely lucky throughout my life. How we choose to react to
events and circumstances in our lives makes all the difference in
our own lives and those we touch. We only live once, and there are
no do-overs and no partial credit.
I think most people need adversity in their lives to stimulate
personal growth. This in no way diminishes the importance of
Self Improvement. How to be even more awesome. Self improvement is
something I think everyone should be working on most of the time.
In particular, I think a lot about how to be the best dad I can be.
My daughter amazes me every day, but I'm probably biased.
And cooking, but I already talked about that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my daughter every other weekend. Other weekends, I will either
be out with some friends of mine, or at CABS. (Columbus Area
Boardgaming Society, check it out) I also like to get out swing
dancing or to watch an open mike night. Love watching karaoke,
might try it one day. UPDATE: I suck at karaoke but it's fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Just Dance" games for Wii are more fun than they have any right to
Eminem and Rihanna's "Love the Way You Lie" puts a lump in my
I had a doctor's appointment and when they measured my height, it
was 5' 10"-- One inch taller than I thought I was for the last 20
years! That was a nice surprise. Yay, me! UPDATE: That was rounding
error. I really am just 5'9". Oh well. It was fun to be taller for
a few weeks.
I answered over 2800 questions on here because I do that sometimes
when I get bored. Most of them are marked irrelevant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...You are still thinking about it after having read this far. Or
maybe you just skipped to this part. Doesn't matter. This is a
dating website, not a mail order spouse website, so I have
absolutely no expectations beyond finding out what you are like and
going from there.
..You swear creatively. Jesus Christ in a Sidecar.
...You have at least a passing interest in physical fitness. I'm
not a body snob, but I do work out more days than not. If your idea
of a workout is climbing stairs or looking for the remote under the
couch cushions, that's not a good sign.
...You know who Dan Savage is and agree with him on most issues.
Actually, go Google him right now if you aren't familiar. I'll
wait. He will be your new favorite podcaster.
...You still have things on your bucket list that you are
interested in trying.
...You won't sell all my furniture on Craigslist while I'm at work.
Unless I ask you to.
...You love playing Euro style board games, card games, or if you
own some d20's and know how to use them.
...You have a home improvement project and you want to swap manual
...You are tired of all the losers on this site sending you their
dick pictures. Why do people do that? Seriously.
...You don't put too much value on these percentage scores-- I find
most of the questions irrelevant or hard to weight correctly.
...You understand that love is not something you find, it's
something you do.
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