I work all damn day and I stay up all night.

I would like to meet someone nice who I can care about and who wants to spend his time with me.

I am neither a glass-is-half-full nor a glass-is-half-empty kind of man. The glass is entirely full. It is filled half way with gin and tonic...the remainder of the space is occupied by air.

Be a gentleman. Be somewhat romantic. Be humble. Those are the things that make me happy and what I'm looking for in a potential partner.

As far as things that turn me on, I like guys who call me "dude," tall guys, guys with priorities. I also like being the taller one too. I like guys who are interesting, have opinions and passions. I like guys who read too much and watch too much TV and play video games.

I like long drives and brown eyes and guys who just don't quite fit in.

I'm a Libra, I don't buy into a lot of that astrology crap, but to me, basically it means I am happy when the people around me are happy, so when it comes to rearranging a few things to accommodate people who are important to me, I like to do that sort of thing. I don't do well with ultimatums or petty bickering about things that don't really matter. I don't like to argue. I respect myself and others.

I live alone because roommates suck.

I like to take a lot of pictures, I hope to take a class to be a better photographer in the future.

All of that mixes together in a lagoon above my apartment and that lagoon creates an awesomeness waterfall which rains down on me where I live and I drink it. It tastes like sunshine and gin.

I read more than anything else. My favorite possession is my Kindle. It's a Kindle Touch. But someone stepped on it. Then it died. Then I died a little inside. Then I replaced it with a Kindle Paperwhite.

A lot of dumb things that I probably shouldn't be good at.

I will say some random shit sometimes. People notice that I'm sure.

I am a pretty hairy guy.

Most people notice how sexy I am. Also my modesty.

Books: The Perks Of Being a Wallflower, Fight Club, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, Harry--Fucking--Potter, The Hunger Games, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Lolita, The Crucible, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Rant, Choke, Damned, I Am America And So Can You, Haunted, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Pygmy, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, It, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, I Am Not Quite Myself These Days, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!, The Fuck Up, Naked, Apathy and Other Small Victories--I read as few as 3 books a month, sometimes as many as 3 books a week. Depends how busy I am.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Beatlejuice, The Doors, Harold and Maude, Planet Terror, The Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead (both versions), Diary of the Dead, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, I watch all kinds of movies, there are too many to mention. I also love anything about zombies really...

TV Shows: The Walking Dead, The Game of Thrones, Dexter, Homeland, American Horror Story, LOST, 30 Rock, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Boardwalk Empire, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, Metalocalypse, King of the Hill, Heroes, True Blood, New Girl, American Dad...

Music: I'm all over the place, but I have a tendency to gravitate toward electronic music and indie folk artists. I usually just tell Spotify to play a station that fits my mood and have no idea what the name of the song or the artist is. I don't find that so important. If I really like something, I star it and come back to it again and again and use it to explore other artist and find really awesome tracks that I wouldn't have found otherwise

Food: I will try most things once. I prefer to eat healthy.

Literacy
Integrity
Humility
Honor
Chivalry
Friendship
And number 7: Making up words. Well, shitty titty flammagaggle.

Clever things to write in profiles used to describe myself.

Working....

But I wish I was with you. :)

I secretly wish that a baby dinosaur and a black bear could have a cage match...but instead of fighting, it would be an eating contest. Pies.

If you want me to tell you a funny story.