Sometimes, however, I feel like I have to provide instructions to the art of having a continuing conversation. Pay attention here fellas, because this is really going to be helpful...
Online Conversation Formula
You: Say something, and then ask me a question.
Me: Reply to your question and then I ask you another, different question.
My people are the people who would never use the excuse of being bored as a reason for being boring. We are a simple people; we take pleasure in the small things, we have an eye for details most will miss. We have a propensity toward randomness and also gin. If you do too: cool. That can be “our thing.” If you don’t, then that’ll be “my thing” so: also cool.
I talk to myself daily and sometimes the words aren’t real.
I have an idiotic attachment and fascination with anything “zombie.” In true hipster fashion, I liked them before liking them was cool.
If your senses are sharp enough, before I approach someone to tell them off, I can be seen practicing behind them about 15 feet away.
I live alone because living with people is the worst.
As far as things that turn me on, I like guys who call me "dude," tall guys, short guys, guys with priorities. I like guys who are interesting, have opinions and passions. I like guys who read too much and watch too much TV and play video games.