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39 New York, NY Man


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  • Ages 20–45
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Last Online
Today – 8:41pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a bastard out of Carolina if you will, the son of a southern snake handling Pentecostal minister and a teenage mother who disappeared years ago. No longer willing to stand the nightly drunken beatings, one night I just ran away on a bus destined for some place better. Cast into the hell we call New York at 14, I was homeless, broke, and a virgin, just staying on the streets....

The 1980's was a crazy time in New York, let me tell you. I made money the only way I could - by turning tricks for straight men in the Village – mostly ethnic guys who might appreciate my fine Caucasian features; and sometimes selling small amounts of crack cocaine for a Puerto Rican street gang called Encontrar Muerte Rápida or for those of you not in the know, that means "Find Death Fast." I made a few fast friends, mostly artists and other outcasts. Together with drag queens like Mr. Gogo, we partied at clubs like Studio 54 all night....

Entering the 1990's, slowly but surely I saved the money from my tricks... the train tracks riddling my muscular forearms from rampant heroin injections faded and I was able to don a business suit. With hard work, I obtained an MBA from Harvard Business School as well as several other college degrees from prestigious schools around the country where they teach you how to type formulas into Microsoft Excel. After a short stint as an analyst in corporate actions, I began designing trading systems. I found a few secrets about Gaussian distributions that I must admit were the key to opening a billion dollar behemoth hedge fund, with performance the envy of CNBC analysts.
What I’m doing with my life
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A lot of nothing. I am retired. Nowadays, mundane nights are spent hobnobbing with Upper East Side upper crust socialites such as Tinsley Mortimer and other pretty young Manolo Blahnik-wearing white girls, owners of the most pompous money-losing high end fashion boutiques or participating in haughty charities such as Riverkeeper or Friends of the Met. I hang out with beluga whale caviar snorting graduates of private schools like Dalton and over-privileged finance douchebags I try to call my friends; waspy mcWASPsters wearing RayBan sunglasses and walking pugs through Central Park. On my way to visit my spiritual life coach, I occasionally spot a B list movie star coming from a hoity toity 5th Avenue building staffed with a doorman wearing white gloves and a gray top coat; on the streets of the most pompous borough of Manhattan. Welcome to my life in New York.