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Matticus1138

27 M Warwick, RI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Matt, I'm 27, and I'm not crazy. I love comedy, and I enjoy meeting new people and making them laugh. I'm friends with a wide variety of people, and i can easily talk to, and be friends with anyone. I'm pretty down to earth and don't take myself too seriously at all. I am a strong supporter of women's rights, civil rights, and the freedom of choice of lifestyle. if its not hurting anyone else, then it's your own business.

I am comedic, charming, intellectual, and I'm going to light the biggest fire The North has ever seen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm 26, and have a job as an IT project manager at a magazine company. I try to keep myself busy with nerdy hobbies, and have a pair of adorable pet chinchillas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering things I hear, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't neatly fit into one social group. That I'm friendly and polite even to people I don't know. That I'm quick to make a joke but slow to anger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors:
Douglas Adams
Kurt Vonnegut
Alvin Toffler
George Orwell
Arthur C Clark
Isaac Asimov
Christopher Buckley
Richard Dawkins
Christopher Hitchens
Joseph Conrad

TV: Cosmos (new and old)
South Park
House of Cards
Walking Dead
MLP:FIM
Planet Earth (et al)
Venture Brothers
National Geographic
Frisky Dingo
Archer
Science Channel
Robot Chicken
Peep Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia
Having the internet in my hand
Snopes
Intellectual discourse
comedy
Passion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How someone can drastically change the world for the better, and
still become ostentatiously wealthy in the the process. This is my dream.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about how a lot of the institutions and behaviors that have gotten us to this point in development are actually becoming detrimental as time goes on.

Also: the coming Robotic Apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Its really a roll of the dice (literally), either out with friends, at a restaurant or a movie, or doing something dumb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often talk of the coming war between man and machine
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm always looking for friends. If you see anything on my profile, a show, a book, or a movie that you want to talk about, I'm always down to talk about it!