28 Warwick, RI
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My self-summary
My name is Matt, I'm 28, and I'm not crazy. I love comedy, and I enjoy meeting new people and making them laugh. I'm friends with a wide variety of people, and i can easily talk to, and be friends with anyone. I'm pretty down to earth and don't take myself too seriously at all. I am a strong supporter of women's rights, civil rights, and the freedom of choice of lifestyle. if its not hurting anyone else, then it's your own business.

I am comedic, charming, intellectual, and I'm going to light the biggest fire The North has ever seen.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm 26, and have a job as an IT project manager at a magazine company. I try to keep myself busy with nerdy hobbies, and have a pair of adorable pet chinchillas.
I’m really good at
Remembering things I hear, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't neatly fit into one social group. That I'm friendly and polite even to people I don't know. That I'm quick to make a joke but slow to anger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Douglas Adams
Kurt Vonnegut
Alvin Toffler
George Orwell
Arthur C Clark
Isaac Asimov
Christopher Buckley
Richard Dawkins
Christopher Hitchens
Joseph Conrad

TV: Cosmos (new and old)
South Park
House of Cards
Walking Dead
Planet Earth (et al)
Venture Brothers
National Geographic
Frisky Dingo
Science Channel
Robot Chicken
Peep Show
The six things I could never do without
Having the internet in my hand
Intellectual discourse
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How someone can drastically change the world for the better, and
still become ostentatiously wealthy in the the process. This is my dream.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about how a lot of the institutions and behaviors that have gotten us to this point in development are actually becoming detrimental as time goes on.

Also: the coming Robotic Apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Its really a roll of the dice (literally), either out with friends, at a restaurant or a movie, or doing something dumb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often talk of the coming war between man and machine
You should message me if
I'm always looking for friends. If you see anything on my profile, a show, a book, or a movie that you want to talk about, I'm always down to talk about it!