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MatticusMaximus

29 Fort Myers, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the sort of person who like to take regular wild adventures, but always have a consistent and comfortable home base to return to.
I am a unrepentant and happy nerd and a serious Halloween-o-phile.
I'm that sort of screwball who delights in rousing reactions from others, and will go out of my way to do odd things at times just to see how people react and maybe improve someones day with a laugh. This may or may not include wearing goofy hats at odd times.
I love learning, and applying that knowledge to creating new and interesting things. I firmly believe I can never had enough skills and abilities and always want to push the ones I have as far into excellence as my time and energy allows.
As such, I am a very build-y type person. I love making things, and occasionally fixing things. Its awesome to see something made with your own two hands, or to know you can fix something of yours if it breaks.
I'm pretty much immune to boredom, but do, on occasion get tired of my usual routines and patterns and feel the the need to randomly flip things over on their head just to see what will happen.
For those who like to dig into such things, my Myers-Briggs type is INTJ, and I seem to fit the profile pretty well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've somehow managed to segue from management into business ownership in the last few years, and bumbled through all the insanity that particular set of changes entailed. Now that I am getting a handle on that situation, I am looking to shake up my proverbial snow globe with some new activities and possible adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being amused. I find a lot of things, even horribly inappropriate things funny and generally believe life is too short to take anything too seriously. Even tired or lame jokes can entertain me thoroughly.

I also am passing good as building things. I was that kid with the unnaturally large amount of Legos ... Now, I just have the tools and experience to have realized that everything is a Lego waiting to be built with. Some just need more "fixing" then others to get them to fit right. Between a variety of different crafty and construction related hobbies, I can usually manage a way to create just about anything given time and funds to make it so. Admittedly, most of this effort goes towards my month-long binge of good times that occurs each October. But with luck, it will eventually expand into more year-round options.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely either my glasses or the slightly Disney-villain goatee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For novels I always loved the Age of Unreason series by Gregory Keys, Jim Butchers Dresden Files and the Magicians series by Lev Grossman. The Dune series is pure classic awesome-sauce in a can. I also devour technical manuals, RPG books, and how-to guides like popcorn at the theater. Oh, and I am still a comic-nut at heart for when I can find well written examples. Both eastern or western. I.E., The Sandman, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, or Nausicaa. And of course, I am a fiend for Wikipedia.

Movies are always hard, but to toss a few names out there to give an idea, you could include Dark City, Cloud Atlas, Gladiator, Swordfish, The Incredibles, The Crow, John Wick, Star Wars (the originals please!), An American Werewolf in London, Alien, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Jurassic Park, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Serenity, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My taste in music varies enormously with my mood. That nature of my current projects and how stressed I am will tend to dictate my choices in tunes. But to give some commonly-listened-to examples; Parov Stelar, E Nomine, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, ACDC, Nightwish, Daft Punk, Korn, Aerosmith, Rammstein, Basshunter, Vivaldi, Yoko Kanno, Danny Elfman, Abney Park, Voltaire, Flogging Molly, and the Bare Naked Ladies are but a few.

I'm pretty easy-going in the food department. I love breakfast food, and can happily eat it at any time of the day or night that the urge happens to strike. Sadly I have been more recently trying to improve my diet and get into back into better shape, which means bacon and pancakes are a rare treat rather then the norm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) The fantastic friends that I talk to most regularly. They've kept me sane through all manner of ills and woes, and put up with me and my antics for years.
2.) My computer. I use it more then anything else in my house, bed included. So its only fair the monolith gets the number two spot.
3.) My glasses. I like being able to see!
4.)Access to enough books, or the internet to keep me entertained. I'd go a bit bonkers without a constant stream of new learning to keep my brains sponge growing.
5.) My board game collection. I'm a bit of a board game nut. So its a bit extensive. Favorites include Dominion, Betrayal at the House on the Hill, King of Tokyo, and Lords of Waterdeep.
6.) Some sort of workshop or open place to make things in.... One of these days, I will own property. And when I do, I will build myself a nice, big, equipment filled workshop of awesome in which anything my oddball brain can imagine can be made in!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next build project.
General financial bits from work.
The ongoing self destructive tendencies of mankind
Why exactly "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" is so damn catchy?
How can I talk my apartment complex into building or letting me build a rock climbing wall.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing host for friends with board games, booze, and perhaps if the stars align correctly, chocolate and cheese fondues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I almost always read something whenever I eat. Even when munching at work, I'll read nutrition and ingredient labels if nothing more stimulating is available. But usually, Wikipedia and I make buddies whenever I fill my stomach.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You are in search of someone to go forth and adventure with!
2) You enjoy board games, anime, obscure comics, or most especially Halloween and want someone to enjoy them with.
3) You are in search of someone to debate with!
4) You have an interest or skill in swing dancing, kayaking, camping, rock climbing, wandering aimlessly through unusual places, or any other unusual pass time I might join you in.
5) You are bored and in search of someone who can provide large amounts of interesting conversation.