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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like caramel apples, making people laugh, and nice people.

I write for a living. It's not as hard as they told me it would be.

I analyze handwriting at parties. My rates are quite competitive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a combination of writing work and much-less-exciting real-person jobs.

On Thursdays I go to San Francisco to play video games at a bar. It's fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing where the best motherfucking nachos in the world are kept. You can see a picture of them in my photos. They are God's gift to man and I will go on a date with you there because unless one of us ends up dead, I will declare that the night was worth it for I and the nacho goddess were together again.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I get excited my hair poofs up. It's not hard to get me excited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer bad TV shows that seemingly reward me for not paying much attention. Law and Order: SVU, Nip/Tuck, Intervention, and the Wire are all awesome. If you've seen any, let me know, I think I like to talk/write about TV and movies than to watch them.

I like fast music. Electronic, mash-up, and bad 80’s pop all make me happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The English language

2) The 5.99 2 pizza deal at Dominoes

3) Friends - Just because it's tacky doesn't mean it isn't true. I like friends a whole lot.

4) Blue flavored Red Bull - I call them Blue Bulls!

5) The kindness of strangers - I believe humanity gets a bad wrap. Like 99% of people I've ever met seem like nice people, or at least are trying to be.

6) Sugary nummies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to use commas properly. What the hell being a"millennial" actually means.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I spent four year in New Orleans previously and had lots of lots of fun! Being back in California provides more of a challenge, mostly because bars close at 2. Freelance work means I work whenever I want, but I do like to try and meet new people/experience new things whenever I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Being a writer makes it difficult to keep secrets. The more scandalous the secret, the better the story will be. There's something magical about the social immunity that comes from admitting one's faults and failures through the written word.
You should message me if
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- You enjoy cool things.

- You like bad TV. If you have seen Law and Order: SVU and love long chats about how hollow the show is without Stabler, I'm your guy.

- You like the idea of having a couple drinks at low-key bar or restaurant and seeing how things go from there.