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24 Danville, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer who sucks at using commas. On one hand, that makes me a fraud. On the other, I've come to realize that no one else knows how to use a comma either. Mostly I'm a fraud tho! If you find a comma problem in my profile and want to shame me, I don't see how I'm going to stop you.

I like caramel apples, making people laugh, and nice people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started P90X again like a week ago. I have an app on my phone with all the workouts. Sometimes I like to flare things up by watching the goofy DVD's with all the people cheering me on, but usually I'm more into the form than function.

My tummy hurt for a lil while so I've had to deal with that. I'm all healthy now, tho, so I'm really excited to do cool things and meet new people!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naming animals.

Ordering rad shit off of Kickstater.

Driving like a Chollo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I get excited my hair poofs up. It's not hard to get me excited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer bad TV shows that seemingly reward me for not paying much attention. Law and Order: SVU, Nip/Tuck, Intervention, and the Wire are all awesome. If you've seen any, let me know, I think I like to talk/write about TV and movies than to watch them.

I like fast music. Electronic, mash-up, and bad 80’s pop all make me happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The English language

2) The 5.99 2 pizza deal at Dominoes

3) Friends - Just because it's tacky doesn't mean it isn't true. I like friends a whole lot.

4) Blue flavored Red Bull - I call them Blue Bulls!

5) The kindness of strangers - I believe humanity gets a bad wrap. Like 99% of people I've ever met seem like nice people, or at least are trying to be.

6) Sugary nummies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to use commas properly. What the hell being a"millennial" actually means.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I spent four year in New Orleans previously and had lots of lots of fun! Being back in California provides more of a challenge, mostly because bars close at 2. Freelance work means I work whenever I want, but I do like to try and meet new people/experience new things whenever I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Being a writer makes it difficult to keep secrets. The more scandalous the secret, the better the story will be. There's something magical about the social immunity that comes from admitting one's faults and failures through the written word.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You wanna do something cool with me.

- You think that walking around with ice cream can be pretty cool in its own riight.

- You like bad TV. If you have seen Law and Order: SVU and love long chats about how hollow the show is without Stabler, I'm your guy.

- You appreciate the idea of spending time together, even if that just means both of us using our own computers or phones in comfortable silence.

- You'de just like to see what happens.