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29 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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A little about me: I'm easy-going and can find a way to have a good time in any environment. I'm active in my spare time, and enjoy dragging friends along with me to go running, biking, climbing, skiing, traveling, or anything else that lets me enjoy the outdoors. There's always something amazing happening in the city, so why waste time sitting on the couch?

Other than that, I think fall is (by far) the best season; red and yellow are the tastiest Gatorade flavors; hot sauce is the most underrated condiment; and nothing beats a good beer with some friends on the weekend (or during the week. And it could be wine instead. Or bourbon... Let's not get lost in the details.)
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a real adult; lawyering; counting down the days until I get to dramatically say "No Your Honor. You're out of order. This whole court is out of order." I heard that in a movie once and it seems like I'm supposed to say it multiple times during my career.

Also, making a run for coolest uncle ever, which mainly requires a love of Legos and giant puzzles (check), a working knowledge of Star Wars (check), and the ability to color INSIDE the lines (work in progress).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Original Nintendo. Negotiating with TimeWarner Cable.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes (says my mom). And my resemblance to Ben Stiller (also says my mom).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Where the Sidewalk Ends, Paradise Lost, Ender's Game, The Great Gatsby, The Shawshank Redemption, Goodwill Hunting, Three Amigos, Sandlot, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The Beatles, Dave Matthews, Led Zeppelin, Oasis, The Black Keys, New York Pizza (as opposed to Chicago), any Italian, Mexican (good Mexican, and also Taco Bell, when I can find it), Thai, Sushi, and anything else meant for consumption. Literally anything.

Currently: trying to fill the 6,000 page void left after finishing Game of Thrones, debating whether to buy tickets to Governors Ball, and slowly shifting away from takeout toward home cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Seasons;
2. General silliness;
3. Interesting/challenging conversation;
4. Peanut butter;
5. Running shoes;
6. Mint Chocolate-Chip Ice Cream (or any mint product. or any ice cream product.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Are taco stands profitable? Why haven't I tried to open a taco stand? Should "taco stand" be hyphenated?

"Good call Pandora! You know me so well..."

"Com'on Pandora. What were you THINKING!?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to sabotage my friends' serious relationships so they'll hang out with me more. Or looking for a bar with some live music or games.

But mostly plotting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm allergic to kiwi, but not losing sleep over it. Unless I accidentally consume a kiwi. Then I'm losing sleep.
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