Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's jump right in, shall we?
A little about me: I'm easy-going and can find a way to have a good
time in any environment. I'm active in my spare time, and enjoy
dragging friends along with me to go running, biking, climbing,
skiing, traveling, or anything else that lets me enjoy the
outdoors. There's always something amazing happening in the city,
so why waste time sitting on the couch?
Other than that, I think fall is (by far) the best season; red and
yellow are the tastiest Gatorade flavors; hot sauce is the most
underrated condiment; and nothing beats a good beer with some
friends on the weekend (or during the week. And it could be wine
instead. Or bourbon... Let's not get lost in the details.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a real adult; lawyering; counting down the days until I get
to dramatically say "No Your Honor. You're out of order. This whole
court is out of order." I heard that in a movie once and it seems
like I'm supposed to say it multiple times during my career.
Also, making a run for coolest uncle ever, which mainly requires a
love of Legos and giant puzzles (check), a working knowledge of
Star Wars (check), and the ability to color INSIDE the lines (work
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Original Nintendo. Negotiating with TimeWarner Cable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes (says my mom). And my resemblance to Ben Stiller (also says
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Where the Sidewalk Ends, Paradise Lost, Ender's Game, The Great
Gatsby, The Shawshank Redemption, Goodwill Hunting, Three Amigos,
Sandlot, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The
Beatles, Dave Matthews, Led Zeppelin, Oasis, The Black Keys, New
York Pizza (as opposed to Chicago), any Italian, Mexican (good
Mexican, and also Taco Bell, when I can find it), Thai, Sushi, and
anything else meant for consumption. Literally anything.
Currently: trying to fill the 6,000 page void left after finishing
Game of Thrones, debating whether to buy tickets to Governors Ball,
and slowly shifting away from takeout toward home cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. General silliness;
3. Interesting/challenging conversation;
4. Peanut butter;
5. Running shoes;
6. Mint Chocolate-Chip Ice Cream (or any mint product. or any ice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are taco stands profitable? Why haven't I tried to open a taco
stand? Should "taco stand" be hyphenated?
"Good call Pandora! You know me so well..."
"Com'on Pandora. What were you THINKING!?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to sabotage my friends' serious relationships so they'll
hang out with me more. Or looking for a bar with some live music or
But mostly plotting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm allergic to kiwi, but not losing sleep over it. Unless I
accidentally consume a kiwi. Then I'm losing sleep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a music recommendation for me.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.