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Mattnav88

26 Ballston Spa, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in the navy. My job takes up a lot of my time. This makes me drink heavily. I like short sentences as descriptors. Incomplete ones too. I like to comedy and not take myself or much of anything seriously (see the previous statement of "Liking to comedy"). I tell most people I'm a nerd but I'm really a chiseled stud with a side of beefcake. I'm sarcastic to a fault, I love rock music, I hate the wub-wub garbage (if you don't know what this you already have positive points in my book), and I'm a big movie buff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm... and heart surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am missing a third arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: If you haven't read the Song of Fire and Ice series (Game of Thrones) you need to, they are scrumptulescent.
Movies: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Inception, 500 days of Summer, The Dark Knight, Thank You for Smoking,
Shows: Dexter, Walking Dead
Music: Anything with Jack White, The Black keys, Mike Snow, Dave Grohl, Passion Pit, Protest the Hero
Food: Italian, Chinese, and anything deep fried (honestly you could deep fry a turd and I'd probably try it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunken debauchery. Unless I'm working, which would then mean I would be banging my head on a wall, wondering why the hell I'm still at work on a fuggin Friday instead of debauching.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't actually read.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this made you giggle. I like making girls giggle in more ways than one. In all honesty if I have to carry the conversation there's something wrong. I like crude humor, so if you're the type of person that can tell a dirty joke within 2 hours of meeting someone we should definitely talk.