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27 Kingsland, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:28am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in the navy. My job takes up a lot of my time. This makes me drink heavily. I like short sentences as descriptors. Incomplete ones too. I like to comedy and not take myself or much of anything seriously (see the previous statement of "Liking to comedy"). I tell most people I'm a nerd but I'm really a chiseled stud with a side of beefcake. I'm sarcastic to a fault, I love rock music, I hate the wub-wub garbage (if you don't know what this you already have positive points in my book), and I'm a big movie buff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm... and heart surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am missing a third arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: If you haven't read the Song of Fire and Ice series (Game of Thrones) you need to, they are scrumptulescent.
Movies: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Inception, 500 days of Summer, The Dark Knight, Thank You for Smoking,
Shows: Dexter, Walking Dead
Music: Anything with Jack White, The Black keys, Mike Snow, Dave Grohl, Passion Pit, Protest the Hero
Food: Italian, Chinese, and anything deep fried (honestly you could deep fry a turd and I'd probably try it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunken debauchery. Unless I'm working, which would then mean I would be banging my head on a wall, wondering why the hell I'm still at work on a fuggin Friday instead of debauching.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't actually read.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this made you giggle. I like making girls giggle in more ways than one. In all honesty if I have to carry the conversation there's something wrong. I like crude humor, so if you're the type of person that can tell a dirty joke within 2 hours of meeting someone we should definitely talk.