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  • Mattnav88

    26 Ballston Spa, NY Man

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    I’m looking for

    • Women
    • Ages 21–30
    • Near me
    • Who are single
    • For new friends, short-term dating

    My details

    Last online
    Jun 1
    Orientation
    Straight
    Ethnicity
    White
    Height
    5′ 9″ (1.75m)
    Body type
    Fit
    Diet
    Anything
    Smokes
    When drinking
    Drinks
    Often
    Drugs
    Never
    Religion
    Sign
    Education
    Graduated from university
    Job
    Military
    Income
    Status
    Single
    Type
    Offspring
    Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
    Pets
    Likes dogs
    Speaks
    English (Fluently)
    My self-summary
    Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
    I'm in the navy. My job takes up a lot of my time. This makes me drink heavily. I like short sentences as descriptors. Incomplete ones too. I like to comedy and not take myself or much of anything seriously (see the previous statement of "Liking to comedy"). I tell most people I'm a nerd but I'm really a chiseled stud with a side of beefcake. I'm sarcastic to a fault, I love rock music, I hate the wub-wub garbage (if you don't know what this you already have positive points in my book), and I'm a big movie buff.
    I’m really good at
    Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
    Sarcasm... and heart surgery.
    The first things people usually notice about me
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    I am missing a third arm.
    Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
    Help your potential matches find common interests.
    Books: If you haven't read the Song of Fire and Ice series (Game of Thrones) you need to, they are scrumptulescent.
    Movies: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Inception, 500 days of Summer, The Dark Knight, Thank You for Smoking,
    Shows: Dexter, Walking Dead
    Music: Anything with Jack White, The Black keys, Mike Snow, Dave Grohl, Passion Pit, Protest the Hero
    Food: Italian, Chinese, and anything deep fried (honestly you could deep fry a turd and I'd probably try it)
    On a typical Friday night I am
    Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
    Drunken debauchery. Unless I'm working, which would then mean I would be banging my head on a wall, wondering why the hell I'm still at work on a fuggin Friday instead of debauching.
    The most private thing I’m willing to admit
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    I can't actually read.
    You should message me if
    Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
    Any of this made you giggle. I like making girls giggle in more ways than one. In all honesty if I have to carry the conversation there's something wrong. I like crude humor, so if you're the type of person that can tell a dirty joke within 2 hours of meeting someone we should definitely talk.