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31 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Not at all
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Basque (Poorly), Breton (Poorly), Khmer (Poorly), Ilongo (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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West coast heart with an east coast mentality. I live in the mission and do not commute to houston. The previous sentence will make sense in the next section.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at NASA 🚀, playing bass in a punk band, and watching as much baseball as I can.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my voluptuous curves.

Shiny shoes, Immaculate eye brows 💅
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: mostly non fiction, but would like to start reading fiction.

Shows: curb your enthusiasm, small town security, girls, broad city, game of thrones.

Radio: I love Howard Stern, he's the greatest interviewer of all time.

Music: Avail, Minor threat, fugazi, gorilla biscuits, radon, inquisition, Lucero, strike anywhere, worn in red, rvivr, run the jewels, good luck,comadre, dead to me, braid, small brown bike, jawbreaker, 1994!, algernon cadwallader, young livers,the pixies, lifetime, Tom Petty, kid dynamite, paint it black, the replacements, the ergs, ke$ha, Backstreet/beastie Boys. Mostly punk and hardcore but I like slow sad country songs as well.

Movies: Safety not guaranteed, anything muppets/ Jim Henson, Bronson, Bad lieutenant, stripes, planes trains and automobiles, dumb and dumber, back to school, sin city. Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield are my favorites
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oral Hygiene (tooth brush, tongue scraper, floss, mouthwash)

A room filled with gold coins attached to my house that I can do the backstroke in.


Thick skin



Dutch crunch bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What if Kermit The Frog was a real living being that everyone in the world got to meet just once at the worst time in their life for comfort" - @emmycic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get easily annoyed by grammar pedants. Grammar is simply arbitrary rules used for signaling education / cultural affiliation, which in turn are used for marginalization. Language is all about understanding.

I don't think house of cards is very good *ducks*

Most of the Instagram accounts I follow are either dogs I don't know or men's fashion accounts. I'm kind of a weird but I make it work

I think adding in a saxophone is a perfectly good way to completely ruin a rock song. Yup even that one!
You should message me if
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You're nice.

We are a high match percentage.

Band and sandwich shop suggestions are always welcomed.

If you have a rescued pit bull I can pet or other dog you are exempt from the above requirements.

Don't message if:

You're a hater

While I am flattered that you think I would be a great play thing/tour guide for you on your business trip, I'm nobody's monkey or clown. Sorry!