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ooohthatbeard

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Guitars, Music, Coffee, Airplanes, and Tacos.

Let's be honest - In twenty years we're all going to be dating holograms, anyways.

Fire Breathing Dragon:
http://youtu.be/0bomkgXeDkE
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bounced around a bit between NYC, NJ, and Philly but the pork roll and cheesesteaks were totally worth it.

I hope to one day visit Jurassic Park. What? It's not real?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading bar menu pdf's at midnight from the comfort of my own bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He must be Hungarian
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books and Authors- The Dog Stars, Beautiful Ruins, Sean Wilsey, Alan Watts, Alain De Botton, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Junot Diaz, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Davy Rothbart, Chuck Klosterman, Everything is Wrong With Me.

TV- Always Sunny, Portlandia, Party Down, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Documentaries, Parks and Rec, Bored to Death, Louie, X-Files, Twin Peaks, anything with food or ghosts.

Music- The Cure, Japandroids, Wavves, Caveman, Dismemberment Plan, At the Drive In, Yeasayer, Childish Gambino, Surfer Blood, Hot Chip, Voxtrot, The Smiths, M83, My Bloody Valentine

Movies- The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, The Baxter, Shawshank, Bubba Hotep.

I watch Total Recall every thanksgiving so I guess I'm subconsciously grateful for Arnold.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vintage Guitars
Taco Essentials
Delta Sky Miles
Hot Roast Pork
Pocket Knife
Great Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Learning how to Yo-Yo. I really want to learn how to walk the dog and it's important to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pizza and Scotch. Maybe writing music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea what the difference between a dumpling and a wonton is.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Appreciation for Philadelphia and road trips there for Roast Pork a major plus.

You may want to build you a coffee table with me and then eat scrambled eggs and drink Whiskey on top of it. If you've enjoy or want to enjoy a glass of Laguvulin neat then we're a match.