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Mattsimilian

32 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Dogs, Coffee, Karaoke, and Cheeseburgers.
What I’m doing with my life
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Career in advertising but working out a creative balance when possible. And listening to as many 90's songs as possible.
I’m really good at
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making grilled cheese and parallel parking
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hunky Brows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books and Authors- The Dog Stars, Beautiful Ruins, Sean Wilsey, Alan Watts, Alain De Botton, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Junot Diaz, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Davy Rothbart, Chuck Klosterman, Everything is Wrong With Me.

TV- Always Sunny, Portlandia, Party Down, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Documentaries, Parks and Rec, Bored to Death, Louie, X-Files, Twin Peaks, anything with food or ghosts.

Music- The Cure, Japandroids, Wavves, Caveman, Dismemberment Plan, At the Drive In, Yeasayer, Childish Gambino, Surfer Blood, Hot Chip, Voxtrot, The Smiths, M83, My Bloody Valentine

Movies- The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, The Baxter, Shawshank, Bubba Hotep, Any 80's/90's action movie with cheesey one liners
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar
Knowing Subway times
Google Image Searches
New Socks
Hotel Gift Shops
YouTubing plane rides
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting the band back together, and cheeseburgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trolling for Pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cannot swim, still use a night light, and thought the Blair Witch Project was real for a full week after seeing it in the theater.
You should message me if
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You are passionate about scrambled eggs.