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27 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:44am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Upfront disclaimer: I'm poly. If you have a problem with mutually respectful, honest, open relationships, I'm not going to interest you.

Now that that's out of the way, I can tell you a little about myself. My name is Matt. Right now I'm a full student and pedicabber, if you spend any time downtown you might recognize me. I do a little of a lot of stuff, you might say I'm a jack of all trades (though I'm really more like a ten of most trades). I love puzzles of all kinds and I have an interest in learning just about anything from prehistoric cavemen to space flight, and everything in between. If you have an interest, most likely I'll share at least a little of it.

I'm also looking to explore more and go on more adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finally going back to school. I'm pretty excited about it.

I'm basically just trying to be a successful and awesome as I can be.

Personal development is a huge part of my life right now. I'm really trying to pin down what exactly I want my life to be like and make it so.

Writing comics that I can't get anyone to draw.

I'm also trying to get back into playing bass. It was a huge part of my life a few years ago, but up until about a week ago, I hadn't touched one for a long while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at a lot of completely useless things and some very useful things.

Eating lots of food without gaining any weight, including whole loaves of sourdough bread and brown cow yogurt by the quart.

Making mechanical stuff work for much longer than it should (not fixing stuff, just getting it to work)

Pedicabbing, I'm one of the proud few who can completely make a living off of it.

Thinking OKC is judging me;
"Change your username
Maybe Mattsprofile was a mistake? Change your username permanently without creating a new account". I don't try to make you feel selfconcouse about your name, Okcupid.

Staying up all night and sleeping until 3 in the afternoon.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't really know. Probably just that I smoke a pipe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It's really hard to nail down a favorite book, movie, or TV show. I really don't watch that much TV. Actually none on TV. If there is a show that I'm interested in I tend to just wait and get the entire season on Netflix. I am a big fan of just about everything that Joss Weadon has done. As for food... I like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Above all else, I could never do without my cerebral cortex. It's my most prized possession. Sure if it were damaged I might still be able to live, but I really like my conscious thought and the things it allows me to see and do.

After that it's air (I really, really like air)
Indoor plumbing
And the ability to effect the world around me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and how everything is better with sourdough

Cultural paradigms

The effects of removing gender from language

Things that I want to write about

Why people own cars in Austin (I ride a bike everywhere and this doesn't mean I think less of you for owning a car)

How to convey tone in a purely text format*

*"But even ordinary books are dangerous….A man sits in some museum and writes a harmless book about political economy and suddenly thousands of people who haven’t even read it are dying because the ones who did haven’t got the joke."
-Terry Pratchett

Why more women don't send the first message on okcupid.

Anything that interests me (a whole lot of stuff)

There's also a new development that's puzzling me; why do so many people with percents of zero to ten look at my page? How do they even come across it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pedicabbing. Then at around 3:00 am I end up back at the pedicab shop drinking some beers and talking with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear boxer-briefs.
You should message me if
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You want to, or if you are okay with non-monogamous relationships.

You want someone who's not a douche to spend some time with.

You are awesome.