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Matty-Pants

33 M New Paltz, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love playing all kinds of music, any art that is heartfelt tends to grab my attention, "the true purpose of art is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable" I curse like a sailor. Travelling is important to me, there's so much to see. I really enjoy going to shows whenever I can. I grew up running around in the woods and absolutely love being in nature- whether it be the mountains, the beach or the trees I can't get enough. My family and friends are what keep me sane, I get along with all kinds of people- I don't believe in social boundries. I love to boogie and get down! I live for those all night soul sessions talking with good friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved back upstate from Brooklyn a few months ago, living with my Fam and taking care of my mom. I have no crazy longterm goals or elaborate plan. I follow life where it takes me so I just jam as often as I can and try to enjoy life to the fullest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drumming and doing stupid silly shit with my friends. Oh and sleeping, eating, cooking (I love cooking), hiking, blah blah blah
finding dumb videos on youtube, tying my shoes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Dry, Siddhartha, Running with Scissors, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, Living Sober, Time travellers wife, Disappearance of the universe....

Food- anything

Movies- Buffalo 66, Rocky I & II, Gummo, Ong Bak, Princess Mononoke, Waiting For Guffman, Run Ronnie Run, Caligula, Once were warriors, Freaks, Spanking the monkey, Dead Alive, Evil Dead 2, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal the musical, Pumpkin, Suicide club, Donnie Darko, Scotland PA, Seven Samourai, Spirited Away, Blazing saddles, White Boys, The wrong guy, Drunken Master 1&2 The Abyss, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Black Dynamite, The Warriors, Best in show.......

Music--Chavez, Mogwai, the exelar, Dahlia Seed, Girl Talk, The Locust, Drive Like Jehu, Tool, American Football, Nick Drake, Archers Of Loaf, Braid, His Hero is Gone, Mos Def, Centro-Matic, B-52's, Mr. Bungle, Hot Snakes, Led Zepplin, The Brass, James Brown, Louis Jordan and his Timpani 5, Burnt By the Sun, Dead Kennedys, Alison Kraus, Pig Destroyer, Planes mistaken for stars, Bjork, Neurosis, Fiona Apple, Hooker Dragger, Butthole Surfers, Michael Jackson, Myshkins Ruby Warblers, Living Colour, Blackstar, Biggie, Clutch, Primus, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Poster Children, Pitchfork Militia, Of Montreal, Daddy's Lap, Mazzy Star, Estradasphere, Fantomas, Faith no More, Black Sabbath, RUSH, nirvana, The Dead Milkmen, Dee-Lite, Don Caballero, Sparta..........
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/friends
Music
My Dog Stella
Liver function
Laughter
The Outdoors
Coffee
My Van
Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to put in these open essays
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends somewhere doing something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe in radical honesty, I'll tell you anything you want to know.
You should message me if
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You've got a wicked sense of humor and want good company but are not looking for a romantic friendship because I'm in a relationship with someone very special