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Matty-Pants

34 New Paltz, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra
Status
Seeing Someone
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Update) : I met my rad, fucking amazing wife on this site. We've been married for a few years now and it's awesome. I popped on here because I couldn't remember what I wrote that may have interested her, I honestly don't know how I scooped her up! If you're reading this and you're hoping to find love on this site (or any other) just give people a chance, don't rely on the "79%friend/enemy" shit. Our match score was not encouraging but in real life, our shit is legit. I also have a few single, male friends who are incredible dudes but haven't had a lot of luck, hit me up if you want info about them - they are handsome and successful. I want to pair off my friends with good women!( End of update) I love playing all kinds of music, any art that is heartfelt tends to grab my attention, "the true purpose of art is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable" I curse like a sailor. Travelling is important to me, there's so much to see. I really enjoy going to shows whenever I can. I grew up running around in the woods and absolutely love being in nature- whether it be the mountains, the beach or the trees I can't get enough. My family and friends are what keep me sane, I get along with all kinds of people- I don't believe in social boundries. I love to boogie and get down! I live for those all night soul sessions talking with good friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Awesome shit, all of the time. I follow life where it takes me so I just jam as often as I can and try to enjoy life to the fullest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drumming and doing stupid silly shit with friends. Oh and sleeping, eating, cooking (I love cooking), hiking, blah blah blah hiding bodies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stigmata, it just won't go away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Dry, Siddhartha, Running with Scissors, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, Living Sober, Time travellers wife, Disappearance of the universe....

Food- anything

Movies- Buffalo 66, Rocky I & II, Gummo, Ong Bak, Princess Mononoke, Waiting For Guffman, Run Ronnie Run, Caligula, Once were warriors, Freaks, Spanking the monkey, Dead Alive, Evil Dead 2, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal the musical, Pumpkin, Suicide club, Donnie Darko, Scotland PA, Seven Samourai, Spirited Away, Blazing saddles, White Boys, The wrong guy, Drunken Master 1&2 The Abyss, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Black Dynamite, The Warriors, Best in show.......

Music--Chavez, Mogwai, the exelar, Dahlia Seed, Girl Talk, The Locust, Drive Like Jehu, Tool, American Football, Nick Drake, Archers Of Loaf, Braid, His Hero is Gone, Mos Def, Centro-Matic, B-52's, Mr. Bungle, Hot Snakes, Led Zepplin, The Brass, James Brown, Louis Jordan and his Timpani 5, Burnt By the Sun, Dead Kennedys, Alison Kraus, Pig Destroyer, Planes mistaken for stars, Bjork, Neurosis, Fiona Apple, Hooker Dragger, Butthole Surfers, Michael Jackson, Myshkins Ruby Warblers, Living Colour, Blackstar, Biggie, Clutch, Primus, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Poster Children, Pitchfork Militia, Of Montreal, Daddy's Lap, Mazzy Star, Estradasphere, Fantomas, Faith no More, Black Sabbath, RUSH, nirvana, The Dead Milkmen, Dee-Lite, Don Caballero, Sparta..........
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/friends
Music
My Dog Stella
Liver function
Laughter
The Outdoors
Coffee
My Van
Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unflinching honesty, introspection and the search for understanding that the true human nature is ambivalence, there is no such thing as perfect love or perfect hate; we can feel all of these emotions for everyone and often at the same time. Shit is deep, ya'll
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends somewhere doing something, having dinner, playing cards against humanity, video games, movies'n shit, random adventures (like midnight swimming in local streams with flashlights looking for redneck treasure).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe in radical honesty, I'll tell you anything you want to know.
You should message me if
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You've got a wicked sense of humor and want good company AND if I don't seem like a creepy dipshit. Message me if you want the inside info on good men, I'm trying to partner up a few of my last remaining single friends, they are solid, loving, generous, hilarious, handsome and successful guys (mid 30's). These dudes are fucking gems of humanity and I want them to be as happy as I am.