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MattyB8913

24 Brighton, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:30am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My blog describes me as a traveller, a friend and a foe. I guess that's true, but only a smidgen of it. Some people like me; Some people love me; Some people deny my existence. It's up to you to make your own opinions.

2 Sugars & Milk.

I cosplay. Badly.
May 2014 - Jolteon
Oct 2014 - 2Spooky4Me
Cyborg
Rogue
May 2015 ?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making sandwiches, and forcing chilli products on the unsuspecting public
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using original comebacks in response to misogyny, but only when I'm in a good mood. Other times I'll just respond with "nu uh, you're dumb"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a boy. Or I look about 15 years old. Either one is frustrating though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books : Harry Potter. I don't care. I love it. Anything by Scott Westerfield and Lois Lowry. Also the odd bit of trash by Jilly Cooper.

Movies : Lord Of The Rings. The Marvel Collection. Harry, of course. The Crow, The Lost Boys, and Wreck It Ralph.

TV Shows : Sherlock, Family Guy, American Dad, Orange is the New Black. I'm in the process of watching Breaking Bad...I started 6 months ago, and am halfway through Season 1, Episode 3.

Music : Bury Tomorrow, Bring Me The Horizon (post TIAHBMISI) Deaf Havana, Liferuiner, Lucy Spraggan, Lindsey Stirling, Linkin Park, and if I walk past a ska band, I will be stopping to appreciate it.

Food : Pizza, Sushi, Spaghetti, Crumpets - with butter; anything else is blasphemy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Valken.
Friends&Family.
Tea.
Music.
Bacon.
Tobacco.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'll ever get over my amnesia.
If I'll ever get a job at Easy Bar.
If senpai will notice me.

If I was as crude as some of the people on here would I get more dates? Or would I be banned from the website?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Ghosts. I'm shit, but I'm always on mic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Green is not a creative colour.

Beards & biting turn me on.

I used to have a foot high mohawk. True Story
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a new buddy, guy.

You'd be willing to come to pub quizzes, not expecting to win, but to have a laugh, and have a team name relating to either Boris Johnson or Ryan Gosling.
or
You just fancy a laugh sometime.