Im Matty, or Madeleine, but only my mother can call me that. Im naturally brunette, but as you can tell by my pictures, it changes a lot. I'm a chunky girl, with green/blue eyes, and i stand at approximately 5'9". I'm an easy going person, but I do love some adrenaline in my life, and as well as music, I love video games, animals, and going to the pub.

I'm a cisgender pansexual. No, that does not make me a slut. No that does not make me a "tranny chaser". And no, your joke about having sex with pans will never be funny.

Oh, and I'm a grammar nazi. Please don't message me if you're English and cannot speak it.

I work on a horse farm. 70+ horses. From 7am to whenever we finish. It's hard work, and I have my own 3 year old to look after, but it's fun, and you get something out of it, so it's worth the exhausting hours.

Saying whats on my mind. As one of my friends put it, "some people are two faced, and say one thing to you, and another behind your back. you just tell it straight, and i always know that you're being honest"

Also, i'm really good, at being really bad at COD, but it's fun...although I am good at headshots in Nuke Town.

I look like a boy. Or i'm frowning...where in reality, the muscles in my face are just relaxed.

I don't understand why so many people love twilight.

Books...Harry Potter. Jilly Cooper. James Patterson.
Movies...LockStock. TheCrow. TheLordsOfDogtown. Bridesmaids.
Shows...AmericasNextTopModel. FamilyGuy. Awake. TheNewsroom.
Music...DonBroco. The69Eyes. A7X. MCR. BuryTomorrow. LadyGaga. EnterShikari. ModestMouse. FVK.
Food...TopRamen. Ben&Jerry's. Sushi. PapaJohns. Halloumi.

I absolutely adore the smell of John Paul Gaultier Le Male. Wear it and i'll be putty in your hands :)

Valken.
Friends&Family.
Tea.
Music.
Bacon.
Tobacco.

what my future could hold, l'esprit de l'escalier.

why on earth they keep making paranormal activity movies

Watching a movie at home. That's all I have time for at the moment.

I cried during X-Men 3. And Juno. But Juno's alright to cry in.

I live where Winnie the Pooh was written (y)

You like what you've read here. If you need a pub quiz partner/gig buddy. If you want to do something random like going to fly kites up on Ditchling Beacon...I've been wanting to do it for ages, I just don't have a kite.